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I have made peace with the fact that you people will re-elect Ruto in 2027. You are irredeemably dumb. Let me focus on other things.
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Nairobi Governor Sakaja praying for uncollected garbage in Pipeline to collect itself. This is a prayerful government and all problems will be solved with prayer😂
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Kimani Ichungwa can't travel to Uganda if Museveni signs that bill into law.
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I have watched a video of Dorcas Rigathi attempting to reason and I totally understand why she is married to Rigathi.
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Since September 2022;
Churches opened- 46
Factories opened- 0
We are currently in Kapsowar for the official opening and dedication of the AIC Kapsowar Township Church sunctuary.
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Right now Rigathi Gachagua could pull out your teeth and David Ndii would write a very long thread explaining how it was necessary because if you really needed teeth you would have been born with them.
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The fraud William Ruto is being exposed for the entire continent to see. Ruto is the BIGGEST THREAT to Pan-Africanism, and I'm glad the entire continent is in agreement 🤝
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Kenyatta only had one idiot in his cabinet, Rashid Echesa. He was recommended for appointment by William Ruto. Goodnight gentlemen.
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Mama wa chips anatweet vile we shouldn't demonstrate hajui we do it so that cowards like her don't have to settle for selling chips after spending 4 years at the university. Ujinga ni kitu mbaya sana.
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Duale only evacuated Kenyans of Somali origin from Sudan and left the rest 😂😂😂 Why am I not surprised at all😅
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This man may look like an idiot, talk like an idiot and even act like an idiot but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot.
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You must have inherited your mum's intelligence.
My mum was conned yesterday ksh. 70,000 by these people. They are masquerading as real people in real life using names such as USAID,Charlene Ruto foundation…they ask you to send your credentials,email,password steal contacts from your google,then deceive your contacts. They
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Give us visa free travel to countries za maana. Now what can I go do in Congo Brazzaville, join a Lingala band?
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I see why your mother named you KaNg'ombe. She could clearly see how big of a cow you would be in the future.
No one is oppressing Mama Ngina Kenyatta, all she needs to do is tell her son Uhuru to stop funding 'maandamano'
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Tusitishwe na vitu hatuwezi kula.
No more roads for areas whose MPs oppose Finance Bill - Gachagua
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I will not talk much but I will just point out that kuna kitu imeuma watu pale Hustler Center.
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A useless deputy governor with over five bodyguards. What do you fear, the filth and garbage you have failed to clear at Pipeline?
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Dear Susan Kihika, do you believe that the atrocities that your father committed weren't enough that you have to do this to the people of Nakuru🤔
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Poverty ni kitu mbaya sana. Look at you accepting 500 shillings to attack Omtatah for fighting for your rights and good governance.
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Ruto has re-donated 30 acres of Kenyatta University land to WHO. Remember how he demonised Kenyatta for doing the exact thing he has done today🤔😂😂
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Start with a prayer then break all the traffic laws that exist in the book, harass women and bully all other road users. Beautiful way indeed.
Boda boda riders in the CBD start their day with morning devotion. What a beautiful way to begin their day. God is supreme.
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Punguza PR and go do some actual work. Mama Emily didn't elect you to come help her cook ugali.
Helping Mama Emily to cook Ugali at Mailsaba Centre ,Kwanza Constituency.
Kibandaski lunch.
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President - Ruto
CS Energy - Chirchir
CS Infrastructure- Murkomen
CEO KenGen - Serem
CEO Kenya Power KPLC - Siror
CEO KPC - Sang
CEO EPRA - Kiptoo
Say something small in the comment section but ensure it doesn't lead to you being charged with narco trafficking offences😅
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David Ndii had a whole thread calling Prof. Wangari Maathai a fraud just to support Shamba system only for aibu wa rice to come say he was misquoted and doesn't want a return to Shamba system. Political sycophancy ni kitu mbaya sana.
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Ruto still hasn't noticed Aoko yet😂😂😂Buana being a Luo is hard in this country,you even insult your tribesmen to be noticed by the other camp but they still don't 😂
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I would have tagged our two prophetesses but I don't want to be charged with narcotics trafficking offenses just yet😂😂😂
South African first lady Dr Tshepo Motsepe comes from a monied family and is well educated, you don't see her anywhere on the news or on TV, it's always those uneducated first ladies with nothing to do who wanna be on the news and attend summits
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Wale wa "he should have organised this protest like that of Julius Malema" uwanja ni yenu kesho, organise it kama ya Malema😅
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So why is fuel more expensive today than it was when Raila made money from it?
Former PM
@RailaOdinga
family has an interest in the oil business. During the Handshake period, they kicked out a key ally from one of the oil companies, and now they are fully in control. The G to G deal gave Kenya a great deal, but denied the Odinga's massive profit they used
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PS Hinga mentioned Brazil as one of the countries he studied where a mandatory housing levy is imposed and how successful it has been only for the Lord's servant Kwame Owino to ask him why then the Favelas still exist in Rio😂😂😂
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Haha Luos please buckle up😂😂😂Pesa ni ya kuweka stima na kujenga barabara kwa mlima si Nyanza.
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Kwani how divided is this one community that every month they must hold a meeting to plot how to unite it🤔😂😂
Mudavadi, Wetang'ula, Atwoli meet over Luhya unity drive
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Ida Odinga is a teacher. Margaret Kenyatta is a teacher. What is Rachel Ruto's profession and don't tell me a house wife because that's not a profession no matter how hard feminists try to convince the world it is.
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BREAKING: Pastor Ng'ang'a has been appointed to serve as Director General of the Intercessors Authority of Kenya.
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A poor man gifting a rich man his only chicken. In this world you can be anything but don't be poor and stupid at the same time.
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"Kenyatta is going after Keroche because his family wants to open a brewery in Naivasha" ~UDA Livestock, 2022.
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Ruto has promised to align the Kenyan curriculum with the German one two days after promising to align it with the Japanese curriculum. What a conman!
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They don't want us to remind them that they sold their dignity and future for 1 chapati😂😂
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President - Ruto
CS Energy - Chirchir
CS Infrastructure- Murkomen
CEO KenGen - Serem
CEO Kenya Power KPLC - Siror
CEO KPC - Sang
CEO EPRA - Kiptoo
Say something small in the comment section but ensure it doesn't lead to you being charged with narco trafficking offences😅
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If your husband is a police officer kindly tell him not to go to Haiti, you will be a widow and your children will be orphans. Gangs in Haiti are extremely well organized, armed and financed. Huko si mchezo.
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Haha the guy responsible for this is a darling to KOT because he is a "philanthropist" na ako na "roho safi"
Wtf is happening in Mombasa?
Who will save Mombasa Youths from drug addiction? Are they using meth or? Anyone?
Where are we heading as a country? 😱
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We protest so that your daughters and their mothers don't sell their dignity cheaply to politicians in exchange for aprons and umbrellas after spending 4 years at the university.
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Ruto - Kenyatta must go to Ichaweri.
Kenyatta - Okay I will go.
Kenyatta - Ruto must go to Sugoi.
Ruto - Kenyatta wacha kunitishia and don't kill my children.
😂😂😂😂
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Even the Sudanese know he is USELESS. Tears in my eyes.
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President Kenyatta's message to jambazi Ruto this morning😂😂😂😂 Uhuru says he will go home with him whether he likes it or not so he better like it😂😂😂
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Bosibori ndio pioneer kwa hii con game ya KOT. She paved the way for Miano and Ranny😂😂
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Whoever convinced Kikuyus that they are so rich that the rest of the country feeds off them and wouldn't survive without them sure has a golden tongue 😂😂 Even a dawa ya mende hawker in Githurai believes other tribes can't survive without him in this country. Awuoro.
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After the Nyalenda massacre, there is no single day that I'll feel sorry for police officers in Kenya. Hata wakimalizwa by our somali brothers wamalizwe tu.
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Why aren't these questions asked when Kalenjins dominate athletics ama it won't generate enough clout 😂
"Os" dominating, you mean talent isn't regionally distributed?
Ok this is the rugby team to face France.
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You have to be a very dumb individual to be paid this little to murder people agitating for better living standards for all Kenyans.
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Look at them and you will quickly realise that the problem in Kenya are those 35 years and above. Ng'ombe kweli kweli.
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15 Police Land Cruisers have been chasing Nuru Okanga riding in Raila's vehicle all around Nairobi thinking it is President
@RailaOdinga
😂😂 Wacheni Baba aitwe Baba.
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This regime will ensure nobody leaves their brains at home when they go to the polling station in 2027. A win for the country and future generations.
School funds promise broken:
Schools raise alarm as govt fails to release funds. Govt yet to release Ksh.28B to the public schools.
Kipuri: Delay has affected operations in schools
#CitizenWeekend
@VickyRubadiri
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😂😂😂 Elsa Majimbo felt like the whole city of Nairobi was against her because of her skin color😂unaweza dhani Nairobi is some city in Europe where black people are a minority. Anyway i blame Jubilee for failing Princess Elsa Majimbo😂😂
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BREAKING: Massive celebrations have erupted in Mathira and Eldoret towns after EPRA hiked fuel prices to a historic high of 211 per litre. They have said it is a small price to pay to ensure Kenyatta suffers at Ichaweri.
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Elect Ruto, demand action from Odinga.
My message to
@RailaOdinga
is simple: Quit the AU business. Focus on Kenya, now more than ever. This country needs you. We may not see it but Kenya needs your direction. We are at a very bad juncture. Every day bad things happen that need someone of your calibre to stop it.
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Ile pesa ulikuwa unalipwa kutetea serikali tukifanya maandamano haiwezi fika 275k ilipe fee🤔
This is the fee structure for my kid bro joining Chuka University for Nursing, explain to me like a street food vendor how he will get both the students loan and govt scholarship yeye (mzazi) alipe zero because Mimi ndio Niko na hiyo burden/role ya kulipa
#TheBigConversation
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When will the DCI send a Subaru to Khartoum to pick that Army General who clearly hurt the president's feelings contrary to UDA rules and regulations ama Subaru is only for harmless citizens with no means to defend themselves against an illegitimate regime🤔
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Luos don't have any political beef with Kikuyus, and they demonstrated that by voting Kibaki in 2002 and voting for a ticket with Martha Karua in 2022. Kikuyus just need to grow up, grow brains, and start voting wisely.
This luo vs kikuyu political beef should end coz at some point it always has a major impact on which direction the leadership wind of this country blows
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William Ruto gifted Musa Sirma a motorized non-carcinogenic wheelbarrow after joining UDA the other day. Lexus kwa viongozi, mkokoteni kwa mahustler washenzi.
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Remember when Jambazi claimed Kenyatta sidelined him because he was smarter and Kenyatta feared he would outshine him😂😂😂 Does this story paint a picture of a smart man to you ama smart to Sudi's levels🤔
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Gladys Wanga has launched two hospitals, one factory, a stadium and several roads and water projects in Omabei City.
Jambazi Ruto has launched two taps, one in Mudavadi's village of Vihiga and another in Githurai. He has also launched uji😂
That is all gentlemen. Goodnight.
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UDA Livestock are still threatening to vote for Ruto in 2027 to punish those mocking them for suffering after voting for Ruto in 2022😂😂😂 These sheep are special, I tell you 😂😂
It is bile like that from Gabriel Oguda and other Raila supporters that will still ensure Ruto sails through again in 2027. No need to mock people whose livelihoods are failing just because they voted in Ruto.
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A 287 million shillings bridge in Bomet County recently launched by Governor Barchok. Sema bottom up.
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Bure and his brother Kabisa. Both sold their dignity for a plate of lisebebe and lisutsa.
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The toxic ex has finally given you space to move on😂
Don't we all just miss the days when Raila Odinga would speak for us, the oppressed?
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BREAKING: Wild celebrations have rocked Eldoret and Mathira towns following the lifting of the suspension of Finance Act 2023. The residents have said that being taxed to death is a small price to pay to watch Kenyatta and Odinga suffer.
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Watu wa bodaboda wanaambiwa 5 dollars is KES 8 and they are clapping so wildly😂😂😂 If there are people who shouldn't be allowed to vote ni watu wa Mt. Kenya followed closely na watu wa bodaboda.
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I'm still wondering how the people of Gatundu North are starving and have to beg for relief food yet they are circumcised. What a waste of circumcision!
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She helped Mbadi win a second term by sleeping with him😂😂😂 The sex was so good it convinced Suba South residents to vote Mbadi😂
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William Ruto pre 2022:
I'm running the government alone as Uhuru is drunk all the time.
William Ruto post 2022:
Kenyatta, who was drunk all the time and left me to run the government alone, is responsible for all the bad things that happened.
UDA Livestock: mee meee meeeee
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Telling a Luo to go get circumcised doesn't hurt their feelings. We attach zero cultural significance to it😂😂 Anyway I hope Kilunda's circumcised penis makes his music career a success awache kutoboa condom during sex to get women pregnant wamzalie fans washenzi kama yeye.
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He has been selling fertiliser he got for free while pretending to be the saviour of farmers😂😂😂😂😂 You see why I call him jambazi😂
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Sure David.
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The white people interviewing Elsa Majimbo must be wondering how wild an African city like Nairobi is for a moderately dark skinned girl like her be racially abused by people who are just as dark as she is😂😂😂
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Ruto and Rigathi went to Kirinyaga and just couldn't miss the opportunity to blame Raila Odinga for something. Blaming Raila works like a charm on okuyu. You could starve them to near death and if you blame Raila for it they'll believe and cheer you with their dying breathe.
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The great people of Kisumu have chased their senator Ojienda like a wild dog😂😂😂 Beautiful scenes.
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Looks like the cabro is replaced every two months at statehouse. Who do you think has the tender Nicko ama Shaolin🤔
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