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Bristol City Home and Away 🔴⚪️⚽️ Average Village Cricketer 🏏 Own an Eyelash of a Racehorse 🐎

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Wooks
21 days
Can tell Furys fighting......what the fuck is this.....
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2 months
@The_Forty_Four That has to be a penalty........he's kicked a bloke clean, in the box......
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5 months
Jesus that's going to be a busy old weekend for @BristolCity ......
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10 months
Apologies @MillwallFC , just remembered I snapped your seat in half while climbing on it during our 95th minute limbs today. I should sue you as it hurt like fuck but I'll happily pay for the damage. Please invoice me at nigelpearsonspromotioncharge @shaggingreds .com ⚽️❤️
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4 months
@_The72 Hopefully this shuts up all those Hull fans claiming it was still going in 😭😂
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6 months
If any day tripper tells me I'm in their seat at West Ham, they are getting launched.
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4 months
We are just a soft club with weak mentality. Get up for the big games, easy pickings against the shit teams. Any club that has an anniversary for an FA Cup tie victory against a team from its own division from 40 years ago is going nowhere. You'd think we won the cup 😂
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Wooks
4 months
25 unbeaten? Harry Cornick said no.
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Wooks
10 months
I implore any City fan reading this to fast forward to 2.30. It'll make your night 😂😂
@Official_BRFC
Bristol Rovers
10 months
🗣️ Joey Barton speaks to club media following our 2-1 loss to Wycombe.
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Wooks
2 months
Fair play @Rovers , you lot are absolutely honking. Worst I've seen this year.
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Wooks
5 months
Some night 😍 Under lights and packed, there's nowhere better.
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5 months
The missus coming to football tomorrow, fucking disaster.
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5 months
You're in my seat brigade out in ful force 😭😂 Reds ❤️⚽️
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5 months
I don't think I know a classier man than our Nige ❤️⚽️
@NigelGPearson
Nigel Pearson
5 months
Congratulations to my former club @BristolCity on their excellent @EmiratesFACup win last night. Well done to the staff, players, and supporters. Cheers, Nige.
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6 months
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5 months
Champions of Europe @WestHam Embarrassing 😂 Up. The. Fucking. City. ❤️⚽️
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3 months
Probably the worst striker I've seen at Ashton Gate. And I've watched Nakhi Wells for the last four years.
@ccfcinsiderr
ccfcinsider
3 months
Kion Etete. What a man.
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@_W00KS_
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2 months
@htafc Enjoy lads.....
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@_W00KS_
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21 days
Felt all guilty and fed the fucking thing.......right ungrateful bastard.
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10 months
@MillwallFC Honor to be part of this with the Bristol City traveling contingent, we will help do a proper football man proud 👏 ❤️
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2 months
@SlaggitySlag @SalfordMe2023 Sounds like a right melt.
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1 month
@RobinsHub Shame to see him go, I liked him.
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2 months
Only a few games left surely for Harry Cornick at City. Enjoy one of the greatest we've ever seen while you can 🐐
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3 months
If that donkey Famara turns into prime Pele tomorrow, I'm done.......
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8 months
@SuppressedSikh UK Beast Final Boss 🤢
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4 months
Hope Ashton Gate is loud and hostile as tonight for those horrible Northern bastards.
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4 months
@TheFLZone Financial Fair Play ✅️
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4 months
The fact he was actually a bit shit doesn't matter. This is like coming home to find the missus in bed with your mate 😢😞
@CardiffCityFC
Cardiff City FC
4 months
A new member of the #Bluebirds family... 🔜 #CityAsOne
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@_W00KS_
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6 months
Liam Manning, bring me Scott Twine.
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6 months
Anyone seen @JackClarke09 ? Last seen being schooled by a George Tanner masterclass. That's not a tweet I was expecting to send today.
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3 months
Fuck me, Manning needs to turn it around against those Welsh fucks next weekend or it turns toxic. We will be there.
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Wooks
9 months
I bloody love my job, genuinely.......but I'm throwing my hat in the ring for Bristol City CEO, how hard can it be? Scotty Murray, Jerry and Tins as my right hand men. Beers and strippers with Nige every Friday, Pam Pams every Saturday if we win.
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8 months
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2 months
@secondtierpod At least they have Gareth Bale to fill the void.......
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3 months
That Semenyo lad looks alright, do we have a buy back clause?
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6 months
Thought this was gonna cost me and my boy 70 quid 😂 Love the fact ST holders are subsidised too, class.
@BristolCity
Bristol City FC
6 months
🎟️ Ticket details for our #EmiratesFACup Third Round Tie at the London Stadium have been confirmed. All the important info: 👇
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@_W00KS_
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1 month
There's still more cider in the jarrrrrr.
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@_W00KS_
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26 days
This tells me that we've done the business with Joe Williams.......
@robinschat_
RobinsChat
26 days
𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 ⚠️ Liam Manning on Sound of the City: “We need a 10, we need a 9, and we need a winger… I joined the club because of the ambition & the drive, the only way you do that is by the actions you show over the summer” #BristolCity
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Wooks
3 months
Liam Manning's 16% price rise, front foot football, 28% possession, top six squad, backwards passing Reds.
@BristolCity
Bristol City FC
3 months
🎟️ #BristolCity Season Tickets will be available for renewal for the 2024/25 season from 10am on Monday, March 18th. All the info: 👇
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@_W00KS_
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5 months
Dry January, Lower Tier, Sideways Passing Reds ❤️⚽️
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4 months
Nakhi Wells is stealing a living.........
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5 months
Can tell its January, just asked a bloke at the gym how many sets he had left...... Ten. Fucking ten sets mate, are you sure 😂
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9 months
Being asked to move out of our seats on away days by City fans mind 🙈😬 Get. To. Fuck.
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10 months
Going up with 25 million in the bank. If they ever let us out..........
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6 months
Away end Reds ❤️⚽️
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4 months
@Chipstead_Gas Little Gas fucker needs to realise you don't always get what you want in life......
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1 month
Gonna be riding one of these up Winterstoke Road at 6pm later........
@BristolCity
Bristol City FC
1 month
Alpacas at Ashton Gate. I repeat. Alpacas at Ashton Gate. 🦙
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3 months
Bristol City Football Club. Like the ex that you keep going to back to..........
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5 months
Just got back, did ourselves proud today on and off the pitch, some day. Our Reds ❤️⚽️
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9 months
That was some night at the City ❤️⚽️
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4 months
Some ground tbf.......
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3 months
Also, which utter dick chucked a flare on the pitch 1-0 down on 80 mins 😭😂
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6 months
Imagine my shock, TGH creating problems........ Has to start Saturday.
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7 months
Feel like crap, just want Little Lee back 😭😞
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3 months
Shows how far we've gone backwards, Coventry off to Wembley for second time in two seasons. Whereas we think we had a cup run (we won one game) 😂
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Wooks
3 months
Seeing plenty of tears about this....."oh I only went to one away game, gutted etc" Go to more than you wankers 😂
@BristolCity
Bristol City FC
3 months
Tickets for Plymouth away have SOLD OUT. 🎟️ See you in Devon! 🙌
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3 months
@BristolCity Shameful to those that travelled. You don't deserve us.
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3 months
At a birthday party. Karaoke. Some Gas mong singing Come on Eilieen. Might smash the gaff up.
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5 months
Stormed out in a pissy when Millwall scored their winner today. Walked straight past the collections office and forgot to pick up my West Ham tickets as a result, what a twat 🤦‍♂️😂
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9 months
Yeboah over Cornick.
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2 months
@SlaggitySlag @SalfordMe2023 No but he does have a honking wife....... Every cloud.......
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5 months
@B1lbo5 That's fucking gold 😂😂
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3 months
We might be a bit shit on the pitch, but this is my club ❤️
@BristolCity
Bristol City FC
3 months
"I'm just a kid again doing what I did again, singing a song..." 🎶🥹 102-year-old supporter Ivor Taylor was taken on a behind-the-scenes tour of Ashton Gate this afternoon. ❤️
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5 months
What kind of a twat makes money out of their own fans.........
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10 months
Just seen a kid in an Inter Miami shirt at The Gate. Might be 6 years old but he is getting punted down the South Stand later.
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7 months
Liam Mannings driving, not drinking Reds 🤦‍♂️❤️⚽️😂
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Wooks
7 months
Liam Manning, I will be at Nandos in Westfield before the game on Saturday if you fancy a chat and some halloumi sticks, cheers. You can pay as I have lost money on Frank Lampard.
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7 months
I am very sorry in advance to Queens Park Rangers, but you are getting absolutely Liam Manninged on Saturday.
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5 months
Moved 😂
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2 months
@KatLTFC Nope, give me a winner, with character all day. Games gone soft.
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2 months
@iamtomskinner Tom I can comfortably say this is not the position for me and I will not be applying. I can also confidently predict this will not be a 100 grand a year job..........
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5 months
@secondtierpod Hoofball works V Bristol City. Has done for ten years.
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5 months
Aren't Azaz and Benson the exact type of players we need at City? 🤦‍♂️ Are Hull and Sunderland that much more attractive?
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4 months
@TheCricketerMag Looks a bit dodgy that 😬😂
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5 months
Hull, Ipswich, Middlesbrough, Blackburn, Coventry all so active in this transfer window. Nearly halfway through and all words no action for City, did we expect anything different? 🤦‍♂️
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@_W00KS_
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9 months
We've not win at home, they've not won away. Welcome back to Ashton Gate for El Shiteco. Calling it now 😂
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@_W00KS_
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5 months
Pretty sure they said the view here was shite.........😐😂 In fairness I'd like to be higher 😂
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@_W00KS_
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1 month
How did we conceded 7 to Stoke this year 😂
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3 months
@SwansOfficial @SkyBetChamp Fair play lads you lot are honking, to have lost to us you must be.
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7 months
@swfc "Would have won" Please 😂😭
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4 months
Can't wait for a typical last minute January signing tomorrow........same old City 😬😂
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2 months
@Official_BRFC Another fantastic day. Up the £7 million Aaron Collins.
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7 months
@RoyDeAlien Who is Frank Lampards first signing gonna be?
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5 months
We make so many errors at the honking club it's unreal. Letting Weimann go in this window before bringing anyone in means we have fuck all options off the bench attacking wise..........
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2 months
@Argyle Enjoy lads.
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2 months
@SkyBetChamp @WhoScored @DomHyam_95 got a hat trick of assists, robbed!
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8 months
Can't wait to be shepherded round Cardiff tomorrow by the useless twats that are Heddlu...... Luckily, we have a plan 🍻😂
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9 months
Anyone in the market for a Nigel Pearson half half scarf?
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@_W00KS_
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5 months
Outer London Reds ❤️⚽️
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4 months
@BristolCity Let's not pretend we know who this young man is.......
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3 months
Going on a League One tour. Where we will be a "top six side" @JonLansdown you were not lying to us after all 😬😂
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9 months
I pray that the new City away kit has that honking flying robin right across the chest. Just for the Twitter meltdown 😂
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Wooks
6 months
Cannot believe @famara2001 and @NigelGPearson , my true 🐐's have both set me off in a 24 hour period. Up the 18 for £12 Carling Reds ⚽️❤️
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Wooks
7 months
I mean we are five points off the play-offs with no squad! Why does our club think it can just bullshit us..........
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@_W00KS_
Wooks
10 months
Merry Xmas Eve to my City family and friends. May the season bring us happiness and joy 🎅⚽️🔴⚪️
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Wooks
9 months
These cup games are so weird 😂 Literally don't recognise anyone around me in S25 😂
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Wooks
6 months
Bobby Reid and Semenyo slotting goals in the Prem when we can't finish for shit 🙄😭
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6 months
Gutted to be missing City tomorrow.......although I'm 14 pints deep and talking rubbish. Up the fucking Reds.
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5 months
@BristolCity .......Admin please send me Scott Twine at 9pm latest as I have an early morning tomorrow. Cheers in advance.
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7 months
Non football Saturdays are fucking shit. Liam Manning I will see you and our shagging reds next weekend my boy ⚽️❤️
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