extending charles’s contract forever and signing up lewis… fred vasseur you have to stop. you smoke too hard. your brain too big. your head too bald. your swag too different. they’ll kill you.

Somewhere deep deep down we can link this back to Alex's appendix can't we

guys take care of your health becase your future doctors are refreshing twitter waiting to see any comfirmation about lewis to ferrari rumours instead of paying attention to the class

Not my circus, not my monkeys

3 tenths on Alonso in the final sector alone. Max VerFuckingStappen 👏👏👏

mclaren drops daniel: daniel: gets $12 million richer, healthier, signs a contract with redbull for third driver, is the main character in every race he attends, goes to the met gala. we seem to have a pretty clear winner here

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“Mercedes, not happy. Red Bull will be delighted. They have shared a brilliant championship battle, but the championship can only be won by one. And it’s going DUTCH in 2021! Max Verstappen, for the first time ever is CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!” 12/12/2021

Shooting my shot

Just at Tesco. There was a dispute over whether a guy had jumped the queue ahead of a woman. It escalated, the two of them yelling, security involved. The woman got her phone and said ‘I make one call, you will be killed’. Surely you’ve got to save that card for bigger stuff.

my bf is on a plane to miami right now and a bulldog in the row next to him just had diarrhea. everyone freaked out, the dog owner began sobbing, and the dog escaped. now, covered in poo, it is running around the plane. people are lifting up their legs and screaming.

Imagine

When packing for holiday as a child, my mum used to make me take one pair of pants per day with an extra 'emergency' pair in case I had an accident. I still do this now. I'm 42.

🚨BREAKING NEWS. Blackpool beach attacked by giant Croissant #stormeunice

Men out in the wild…

Max stats 🤓 @Max33Verstappen led the way for poles, podiums, points, victories... and aside from P9 in Hungary, he never finished outside the top two 💪 #F1

Verstappen during his Driver of the Day team radio... "Luckily the fans have a clear mind about racing. What happened today is unbelievable. I am just trying to race. This sport is more about penalties than racing. For me that‘s not F1. At least the fans enjoyed it."