Luke
@_UsernamesRHard
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Dog person. Socially Awkward. I like to eat food. I can't fill this entire thing. My life sucks. #NHLBruins
Joined May 2011
I'm curious how many people that are laughing tonight will be laughing in a year.
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I'll be happy when she can lay down and not make a clone out of herself with hair.
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Not seen: Me frantically slapping away mosquitoes before running back inside.
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Google photos kept warning me that my storage was low so I deleted my family and kept all my dog pics.
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No, I wasn't flirting. I was just trying to tell you I bought eggplant.
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Sharing a song with everyone isn't the same as sharing a song with someone.
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I wish some people would understand that I'm not trying to be rude or insult them. I'm just used to being alone.
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Nope, sorry. Not feeling bad for idiots that die taking "extreme selfies.".
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Being stoned at 1 am and trying to watch Inception for the first time was a mistake.
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I'd like to see people lose their minds if we went back to dial-up. Have fun waiting 45 minutes to download that single titty pic.
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Whenever I'm high and eat something crunchy i always look around like the whole world can hear it.
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No thanks. I'm not watching people shove 60+ hotdogs into their slobbering face holes for the 4th of July.
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This made me laugh because it's how I feel every time I do anything now
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I don't know. I'm pretty sure out of 10,000 spoons I could have made a knife.
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