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Special gurl. Real good gurl. Twitter Alumni. Don’t think shit is sweet over here.

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Mood 4Eva ♉️🎊🎉🍾🎁🎈
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Women under 5’5 check in
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You’re 29 with a horrible hairline nobody cares what you think. Go to work.
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I’ll say it once and I’ll say it again. I think Russell Wilson made a mistake marrying her but hey that’s just my opinion I don’t know anything. But hey it’s his decision not mines but hey as long as they happy who I am to complain.
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Women under 5’5 are wholesome unproblematic angels.
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@GemzbyAshh @Frankiexii That’s why he said he think he’s handsome 😂 in his mind he still looks like this 💀
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I’ve been working on my natural self care to be confident to go no makeup or filters. I’m gonna be 40 in 30 days.
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I’m sorry but I love men. Especially Black men I can’t bash them or join in on the reindeer games of bashing them.
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44 next month 🥰❤️
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Just did my own blowout how’d I do?
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Under 5’5 Twitter where ya at?
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I’m 5’0 but I walk like I’m tall 😌
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How tall are y’all ? I’m 5’1 🫣 but I go by 5’2 because when I wear shoes that’s what I am + plus I put it on my DL 😂😂 Little BiG Mama 🖤
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Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚
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How are Black people lazy when you wanted us to do your work? How are we stupid when you stole our books? How are we ugly when you pay to tan and enhance your body’s to look like us? The lies.
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How many of yall own an iron?
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I’m officially in the 40/40 club!!
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@KrissyTheMua Facts had one calling me from someone else’s phone THINKING he was blocked but actually wasn’t I just stopped calling him and once he reached out I blocked him and the number he called me from and turned the silence unknown callers
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Gonna be 43 this year 🫶🏽
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Ready to start wearing less and going out more 🥱😝
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@2xIsGone That’s what happens every time you say something stupid…hairline gets pushed back more and more he must be a habitual offender
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Post a pic when the sun was sunning ☀️😎
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@jackfreemanjr Y’all forgot Smokey was singing them draws off ya granny now he was definitely knocking em down 😂
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@91Rare @SKTV_ I got a 20 yr old and 16 yr old
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So I did a thing. 😝 New hair who dis? I promised I’d keep my hands out of it but I can’t 😍
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define body tea
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@guccixcucci Creating chaos by telling them who was the best outta all of them and the worst. Someone gotta cry and it won’t be me 😂
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She’s a bird. Yall keep giving her passes because she cries when it’s convenient but she’s her own worst enemy.
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Y’all look at Toni Braxton face in this boomerang when chrsean rock was dancing Tamar Braxton 😭
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With no filters
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What’s that picture that makes you say “wow, I’m so pretty!!” 👀👀
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@ShyThugg She said a toxic situation 😂😂😂
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One thing about me. Ima get some braids 😝
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@ChefWaites My thing is based on what the other children said about them not being raised by them moreso speaks about their lack of parenting rather than exposing their child for regressive behavior.
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@JdotRdot58 Thank you for this perspective...I think most men do this we as women don’t ask the right questions or pay attention to the signs
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@B17121531 That sounds like his problem. Stop fantasizing about people and truly try to learn them for who they are.
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@vxrnvn I just heard a chic day she was excited to get hers……. We work in a call center
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@CleoElisse I don’t like posting my sons on social media because ppl are weird and I fight.
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@BrownHunee More like delusion lol
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@shes_rADIAnt Definitely interesting considering all the scandal he been associated with
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@amareekai I’ll contribute 😌
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@YanSnead I was trying to understand the uproar they acting like Pharrell got beat up and robbed. Drake proud to be wearing second hand jewelry. He always buying somebody else’s old stuff. Hella unoriginal
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Fresh press but that curl gonna go what it wanna do 🫠
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@negrostradamus Ion know why but the material is giving me Klan Kloth
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Fuck your zodiac sign. It’s your personality that’s trash. 😂
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@OJTheKing Right up there with OutKast and Missy
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I think I’m wearing 40 well
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@Doubleaajay That man needed to vent. He is hurting. You were nice to lend an ear.
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All natural 😉
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@JBresean I’m not gonna report this tweet..but just know you on watch beloved
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On Wednesdays we wear pink 🌸💕
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41 today 🎂🎉
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@TreyPfromCali He over there looking like a plucked duck 😂😂😂
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@NickStillHere I even gave my son rules: Don’t drink anything you don’t pour yourself and don’t smoke anything you don’t roll yourself. If you start with brown you end with it etc. Greasy foods decrease alcohol absorption. These are the real jewels
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@BX_FlyGuy718 If niggas don’t have anything else they certainly have the audacity
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Cali Girl 💋
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@_quatt Facts…taking pretty pictures in other people’s clothes and houses I’ve seen too many get exposed when they fall out with the “stylist friend” or “IG bestie” nasty work.
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@didUCnick You can actually touch on each image and a pop up will give you the option to choose “not interested” it’s curated based on your likes and views and searches
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Because I used to be a No Limit Soldier
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@TreyPfromCali Listennnnn!!!!!!
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@zoraslovechild And they stink a lil bit too
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So I stepped out for a hot minute
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@KrissyTheMua Blocking is a form of self care 😤
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Sharing my 2022 reel 😌
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Didn’t they tell you that I was a savage?
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Y’all—— I went to the Renaissance World Tour and I had to act accordingly
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@thouxanbanlee Facts niggas at the job be hella friendly 😂
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Birthday... but social distancing
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Work from home vibes 💋
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@Mr_TR3maQUElate It’s giving incel
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@UblockedMeb4 @2xIsGone It’s the men who come from single mothers that love to say shit like this. Show us the man that married your mother. You’re so mad that you didn’t have a father growing up. Please heal.
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@HausUrban @heyjoydoe I tried after my first son when I was 18 and again after my second son at 22 each time it was a different reason they gave me that I couldn’t that my second son is 18 now birth control exacerbated my depression so my obgyn took me off that 6 years ago it’s just fuxkin stupid
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@killtorii I was just thinking this shit like okay now it’s going too far lol
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@indiaxroyale Don’t do it if it compromises your principles...doesn’t matter what brand it is.
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@ItsGorillaMama I see a lot of “me’s” but not a lot of pics...sumn in the milk ain’t clean
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Lunch and a show…fancy ass squirrel
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The man who practiced his saxophone every morning in the park got a rare fan.
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I haven’t been going out lately but I’m coming back outside 😝
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Pulling up on 42 like this
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Be safe tho beloved I know it’s cold in them sheets
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@_TheBandolorian Well we can tell her Nigga ain’t been giving her shit at all. Stay strong queen
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Never declines
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MS Libra ♎️
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if you can pull off a slick back bun or ponytail your face card is actually crazy
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@trillary_banks_ I was able to pay off all my debt and used the rest to invest in real estate now I’m a life coach that hosts motivational seminars to inspire people to be like me.
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*Goes to Amazon IMMEDIATELY*
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I ain’t heard from him in 24 hrs. I’m single hunh?
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@KarlousM I stay away from men who think like that because they tend to take their negative energy out on the ppl who love them the most….horrible advice really.
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Instead of 40 Acres and a Mule can I get a good credit score and a free Master’s Degree?
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So I’m obsessed with the fact I perfected my wash n go so here’s some slo-mo for you.
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I’m somebody’s mama 😘
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@_ParadiseParis1 @lizzythegreat86 The algorithm be ‘rithimin
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@_tobild See how ppl see what they wanna see? Lol
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@MissSassbox Yes. Can’t wait for the ummm playoffs or whatever
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@TreyPfromCali Skin stay hydrated. Never need a filter.
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Good morning it’s Wagon Wednesday🫶🏽
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When shit don’t add up I subtract myself.
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Day 2 wash n go hair gives more volume.
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Who me?
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