The Big Goof
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Napenda wanyama! Mkulima! Batman ni mnyama wangu wa roho!
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined March 2020
Kindly show some love by RT-ing. There is a story for someoneβ€οΈ.
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I wonder how many people actually thing that is his original rap?π
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Strathmore Vice chancellor is a rapper. These are cool kids walai!
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A woman healed your past traumas?.
Man I found me a woman who believed in me, invested in us. Healed my past traumas and I'm a better version of myself and she helped me elevate. I love her πβ€οΈ.
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If you have to do this she don't like you.
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RT @kenyasgossips: BREAKING ! ! . Julia Njoki dies in police custody after collapsing following injuries of alleged assault from the policeβ¦.
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RT @shobanes: Moi was furious! He could barely get his words right. Martha? She didn't care. Fist in the air alama ya DP. Not a single persβ¦.
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When my Mustache grows up, it wants to become like yours! π₯Έ
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Common sense! I was walking just yesterday on a street with schools. Kids walk on these roads, but why are drivers driving like its a circuit?? Below 20km/h isnβt too much to ask for.
I love people who just naturally have morals, manners, common courtesy, COMMON SENSE, consideration & respect for others.
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Mocktails and non alcoholic beers are the friends of capitalism.
Popular opinion: mocktails should not cost the same as cocktails.
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Mans rocked that cowboy hat hard!!.
How Rigathi Gachagua was received in the US; with people saying "WANTAM" at the airport.
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Are they really? They seem to be making big moves out here doing their own thing.
Men are no longer desperate for women & the women are LOSING IT π€£π€£π€£.
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From another angle this looks like e admission of shameπ€£. Can you imagine someone who drives a Mercedes hiding it out watu wasijue gari yake.
This TL you canβt give anyone a friendly match, kidogo ataishi akiimba sifa zako !!! . I hate that about men here, Yani you canβt kula na unyamaze?!.
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Lol. Heal.
Just realized emotionally unavailable men bring out my clingy side and clingy men bring out my avoidant side. Now whattt? Lol.
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RT @luckyaudreyy: A kid born in 2007, the year Ruto burned people in a church, got shot & killed in 2025 when Ruto is president. This is whβ¦.
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Don't do it. Utajizeesha bure. For what? Ata Mungu alisema honor your parents, not parent them!.
Parenting your parents will teach you patience.
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It has been true for over 2000 years, that is why when Jesus was brought to the Adulterous woman and said he who has committed no sin cast the 1st stone all while looking at the ground.
Just saw a TikTok that says βWe are all selective sinners. We choose the sins we are comfortable with, and judge the people who commit the sins we're not comfortable withβ and Iβm afraid this is true π.
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Technically if you get money tomorrow and not today it has gotten better over time, no?.
That it gets better with money sana, not time.
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God forbid someone decides to become a present father!.
Am I the only person who gets angry whenever I see this old man shamelessly dancing in public for money ?π€
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I have never really thought about how hard it must be for Kikuyus to use headphones. I just use my Taita side to handle these kind of problems.
How do Kikuyus know which side headphone goes where ?.
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