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Kuna MTU ameuliza Lec "sa unataka kulia" I almost fell off my chair😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Everyone knows you Sharon!! Everyone. When were you hospitalised? Give us a break down of the 211k. Why doesn't your mum want this story blowing up? If EDWARD is lying, I will be the first to LYNCH HIM on this TL. you know it!
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Yes waguthi. My parents told my brother to laugh at fat children everyday when the school bus picked him. Jioni he came home with a list of kids he had laughed at. We are so proud of him Waguthi
Haha. You literally just said your parents did a poor job raising your brother.
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Someone on twitter said "my legs are open if you need a hug" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I have not recovered😂😂
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A fav🥰
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You can just sit on the couch with him in silence until the heavy moment passes. Physical touch kidogo kidogo. Empathy is a virtue.
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I'm ready to be heartbroken by handsome men.
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This is the perfect weather to be treating hyperpigmentation
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@Shetalketh
@iddriss__
Wewe msichana usikuje hapa kulols hii story na umedelete hizo tweets za mchango!! Tutafuatilia haya!!
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I hate women who are intentionally stupid.
Enyewe nahurumia mans..
Mitaro ziko huku nje wacha tu🙆🏽♀️🙆🏽♀️🙃🙃
Nimeingia washrooms so next loo ingias a chic amekazwa I guess,honestly even the sound of Victoria falls is better waah..
Si mfanye kegel exercises ama hamjui ni nini?
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Mad social anxiety
Cant keep relationships.
Insane emotional detachment
Extremely emotionally aware of my surroundings.
Homebody
I avoid confrontations
I shut down when overwhelmed
Serial ghoster/poor communicator
Self doubt
People that were raised by extremely strict parents, how has that affected you as an adult?
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Actually yes😂😂😂 i pulled that yesterday. I asked them for their ID's only one produced and the other Two didnt. They were in casual clothing. So i told them they have no grounds to question me. Walienda wakisema mimi najifanya mjuaji 😂😂
Unaweza Ambia Polisi wa Kenya "I Know My Rights" wakikushika?
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Never treat people handling your food and kids poorly. Be it househelps, waiters and waitresses etc.... Lol the things they could do....
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Women work in silence😂😂😂 not like the toxic masculinity mnakuwanga mmescream hapa kama watu wa dawa za minyoo kwa soko
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I know a woman who has not had sex since 2016😭😭😭 and they live with the husband
😂😂😂lakini si tulisema hii kitu ni sabuni haikwishi?😂😂😂
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Cant believe i have made more than 10 products approved by KEBS😊 including a sunscreen
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Me after liking his tweets several times on different days...
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@DivineTiming89
@kemimarie
By loving yourself in all the ways you want to be loved in a romantic relationship. Once you are able to do that, it is easy not to settle for less or work to be loved because it's something you've been giving yourself.
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Psycho is the woman who can 'kill' her non existent brother!!!
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Family is the most important unit in society as much as you wouldn't like to admit it. Especially when you decide to have kids. Kids adopt and propagate energy according to the environment they are in.
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😂😂😂 mimi si ati nini ama nini. I'm genetically wired to be attracted to medium/heavy ugly niggas😭😭
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For the men asking how a man can be sexuallly assaulted, these are some of the ways it can happen:
1. A lady doesn't have to pin you down as rough you up for it to happen. So stop questioning their masculinity.
2. Being drunk doesn't mean consent to be touched inappropriately
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Make him eat candy off your ass📝📝
Happy Thotoween witches!! Dress as slutty as you want. Cast a spell on anyone who hates on you. Make him eat candy off your ass. Have spooky sex. And don't forget you're the hottest ghoul in the graveyard!!
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@__Mutuku
I am here. I had to drop every expectation to be with the one I love, and loves me.
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Nothing scares me like this type of women 😂😂😂 you seriously cant be this down bad for a man
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Whhheeeuuuww 😍😍😍
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I swear from September to December is my favourite quarter of the year. Holiday moods...
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I promise you, ungekuwa faithful or actually liked your man, you wouldn't have responded let alone turn him down😂😂😂
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Psycho is the woman who can lie about her parents and misery!!
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I just know the WhatsApp group with her girls is going to be fire😂😂😂😂😂
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Ignore. Nothing he will do has not been done before.
Also, you cannot shame the shameless
Mimi nikakutumia nudes zangu ulete hapa ata sijui nitafanya nini
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Just remembered i almost got suspended coz of wine 😂😂😂 Wine i didn't drink. Prefects said we were seen " staggering" 😂😂😂😂
Ulipewa suspension highschool juu ya kufanya nini. I'm curious asf
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@NthenyaKiilu
Nakuanga nimekugauge😂😂😂 na kama bado I'm doubtful I tell you to order first. Staki kuumiza kijana wa wenyewe.
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I went for a seminar after primary school and the worship session got intense this girl got 'possessed', turned around and punched me in the eye and ran. I was the first to fall down🙃🙃 instead of ushers giving me first aid, they started saying 'blood of jesus'. Lmaooooo wut??
What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever seen WITH YOUR OWN EYES happen in church?
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Its starts like this hadi inafikia essential goods and services. Halafu mnashuttiwa down na 'go where you can afford'. Lmao
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I've just realized im not the type to, "babe, babe...look at me, this is not you" my manz during a fight.
Me I'll join na tutakutambariza alaa
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Mnaendanga first date Kwa strangers' houses lakini club dates is where you people draw the line😂😂😂😂
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@OsamaOtero
@LucyGatimu3
@Simba_Wa_Bara
No she is not being sarcastic. Amejiongea. She is the mother and father of her girls. Kufua kila siku na hii weather Kwanza you can get sick. Who will take care of her kids. Also, do you think selling her phone will help? She gets her clients here. Needs are recurrent. Empathize!
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You might look fine AF, and I'll tell you that you are fine, but that does NOT mean I'm attracted to you in any way.
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Bibi ya kipchoge hajawai muona akirace live. This is her first time. Eeish kalenjin men😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Mind to mind connection. If he doesn't recognize, thats his loss😂😂
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Lmao 30 minutes into the journey and my mom is calling me back to back. Each time with a different story but the same conclusion, "uko comfortable? Mmefika wapi?"'
Got to love the moms❤
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Tell 'em!!! Bana this girl can lie for Africa. She was ready to throw Edward under the bus!!
Ndio hii sasa.
I was just waiting.
Watu wa karima girls year 2015👀👀👀👀👀👀
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Bro I left home to go to town and my dad told me to wait for him tutokanishe I refused because I thought atanichelewesha tell me why this man has passed me hapa stage with his car nikingoja mat😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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When I finished form four I became rebellious and 'independent' and went for one of this things even after my parents warning me😭😭😭 bro jua ya Mombasa is something different I didn't last half a day I had to fake I had a sick relative nileft😭😭😭 bado my parents laugh at this
If you're having a bad day just know kuna mtu wa sales & marketing mahali amepigwa na jua akijaribu kutfta commission, ame tarmac hadi kiatu yake ime face juu kama ya mwalimu jini, alafu out of the 200 doors ame knock, 50 ndio walifungua but mmoja ndio ali buy 😩
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These days no, I realized my friends are very supportive no matter what you do, as long you are happy and safe, they will always gas.
Do you ever get nervous about sharing your work with your friends cuz you don’t know if they’ll comment, appreciate, share etc? 😬😬😅
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One day I'll own a large fancy store full of my branded products 🙏
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@patricksaningo
@mainawaweruk
@jim_munene
@BBeutah
@BenjiNdolo
Lmaoo before dismissing things as fictional, si you do a little research. Including why the government went after Jack Ma like that. Damn
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Me posting myself on all my husband's socials when he is asleep😌 :
My wife, Charlotte Nankunda Kainerugaba is the most beautiful woman on earth!
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Be on your guard, stand firm in the faith, be courageous, be strong. Your every act should be done with love.
May October be joyous and filled with greatness🌸
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If I feel like I'm being treated like an option I walk the talk. I have options too.
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Next generation will have alot of incest and half siblings lmao
Hii generation yetu maneno ya kuanza game 1-0 itabidi ikuwe normalized juu hakuna mtu hana mtoto buana.
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Can't imagine dating a man who is a social media resident. You girlies are strong ngl
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Sai ukiongelesha mtu ufanye the mistake of acknowledging how cold the weather is 😂😂 you'll be accepting or turning down one million cuddle requests😂😂😂
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" There was Brenda, LaTisha (uh), Linda, Felicia (okay)"✌️
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Korean skincare= hydrators + antioxidants+ anti inflammatory
Indian haircare = Ayurveda
African body care= butters+ oils
Arabic scents = self explanatory
korean skincare 🤝🏽 indian haircare 🤝🏽 african bodycare 🤝🏽 arabic scent
the girls that get it get it.
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I make really good food.
Nice nice meals eeiii. My stomach is happy.
So is my human😍
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"Nitakupiga niache ukiiongezwa maji Kenyatta na nijipeleke polisi"😭😭😭
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I honestly think if you're trapped in such a situation, cheat back and see if the narrative will remain the same😂
My sisters avoid men that say cheating doesn't mean they don't love their partner. Avoid them o!!!
Because what you will suffer in their hand ehn, you will never be able to feel loved again for the rest of your life.
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Warming omena in the office microwave is creating a toxic work environment 😂😂😂😂
If you think Omena is universally acceptable go warm it in the office microwave thrice in one week and see if you won’t get a warning letter or chat from HR.
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How is the dead man worth 9m?
How did the money accumulate in such a short time?
Was the money looted from the jubilee insurance company and transferred to a personal policy?
#MurderForProfit
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@lovenextdoor__
Im an African and i promise you, we dont. And even if some do, its not everyday. And those that use it everyday, most dont have good skin. The black soap is harsh.
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Mnadealingi aje na heartbreaks? Wueeh you girls are strong mimi hii Nairobi inaeza niua😂😂😂 pressure kidogo naskia roho ikijivuruta huko ndani naanza kupaniki😒😒😂😂lord safe me
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Us when we have to share food Vs us when we have eaten everything
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