Mike Stanley
@_Aware_Wolf
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Touring Comedian. Producer/creator of Thick Skin at @comedyworks. Durable rapscallion. https://t.co/M34GXbzOro
Denver, CO
Joined April 2017
I bought a DNA test that requires you to not eat for a half an hour before you take it and I haven’t been able to go a half an hour without eating since it arrived… so I guess I’m 100% American?
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At the risk of sounding declarative, I’m dumping this App tomorrow. I’ve made a Blue Sky account and there are various other ways to keep in contact. IG: @Mike_Stanley TikTok: @SirMikeStanley
https://t.co/wC76FvTNa3 Hope to see you down the road! Cheers!
mikestanleycomedian.com
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Still pretty undecided about this election until I hear the otherside’s stance on Arnold Palmers penis. Sorry, I’m a single issue voter.
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I’m not going outwardly endorse a candidate, but I will tell you that I’m voting for the one I’m positive knows how to read.
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Taking out the trash and I think I just came across the remnants of the funniest breakup imaginable.
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Oh, @AnnCoulter - I see the confusion here. I know you’re used to children pointing and crying when they get a look at you, but I can assure you this dude is in a happy place.
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Thank you! I have to decline though. Bitcoin and Jungles are the two things I’ve managed to avoid for my own safety and well being! Cheers!
Hey @_Aware_Wolf great show last night. I’m the one with the worst tattoos and the Bitcoin shirt. Come visit us in Bitcoin Jungle sometime!
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Catch a Comedy Works favorite on Sunday with @_Aware_Wolf headlining the South club in Greenwood Village 🔥 🎟: https://t.co/Lv1p9boEan
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I never thought of myself as “Midwest Nice” but last night on my walk home I moved out of the way of a cockroach on the sidewalk here in NYC.
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New York - I’ll be doing two shows tonight at Gotham Comedy Club. 8pm & 10:30pm. See you there!
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I ended up on last nights episode of The Daily Show. You can watch it here. https://t.co/Zx4pQwcsAc
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A guy that doesn’t listen to experts in their field doesn’t really need both ears anyway.
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Sometimes you get shot in the ear, sometimes you get Covid. This sums up what America is all about, folks!
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He just did a 360 kickflip into a backside nose slide.
I'm sick
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Lot of theories rolling out right now. But all we really know for sure is that Jeffery Epstein’s friend Donald Trump may or may not have been shot.
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Dr. Ruth didn’t teach us to 69 so trump could steal her legacy.
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