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@Zuere
JESS?
9 months
Unachangia kila kitu kama mzinga.
@KhalifKairo
khalif kairo
9 months
failing to speak doesn’t mean he is not intelligent, the guy is a billionaire , flew jets for Kq and might be probably working hard for his constituents as opposed to making useless noise in parliament.
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2 years
Jamani Shepherd
@alexmwanzo
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2 years
Iko Bosco inaisha Huku hatujui Kama ni fisi ama mutina
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3 months
My mum watching a random person’s funeral in Nyeri on YouTube is why we don’t watch tv together
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1 year
Fantana said Diamond is cute and that’s how I know she’s all teeth and delusions #YoungFamousAndAfrican
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1 year
The first daughter must be buying her wigs with proceeds from the smokie business because they’re atrocious!
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2 months
Popular TikToker threatens to fire doctors
@citizentvkenya
Citizen TV Kenya
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'You have 12 hours or else...' Sakaja threatens to fire Nairobi doctors on strike
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3 years
Could you parents please post your CBC projects after you do them on here so we can laugh at your creations? 😩
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1 year
I’ve waited so so long to tweet this but, I got the job. 🎊🍾🕺. To whomever is still looking, God is real and He is good, don’t give up. It’s coming!
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5 years
Insecticide companies in Kenya need to step up! Mosquitoes are inhaling insecticide like sheesha, no death is happening.
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2 years
Karen, we have no shame! Ask around baby.
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@Zuere
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4 years
Artcaffe apologizing to the interns with other forms of remuneration.
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5 years
How Kenyans look at the conductor when he asks for fare the second time instead of saying nishalipa
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4 years
The gynaecologist after finding milk, flour, avocado and gin in your cooch from last week’s IG Live.
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@Zuere
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6 years
At first i was afraid, I was
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@Zuere
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2 years
Mimba
@Its__Phey
PHEY❤
2 years
Ni kitu gani hauna na haikupi stress??
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2 years
@YuriBaraza
Sinia Kanso 🇰🇪
2 years
This thing is so bad. So so so bad. Shallow, vain, pointless. Absolutely horrid. Who approves this shit?
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2 years
Scratch that, he has the spirit of a 22 year old university babe who likes to gossip.
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9 months
Me on the back of the nduthi, to the nduthi guy while not hearing a word he said
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@Zuere
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1 year
This time I prayed and God answered.
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2 years
Manifesting a “Kwaheri Kenya”
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@Zuere
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4 years
Mesut Ozil pretending to be sad over the result
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1 month
Busy going on with your life thinking your period is over and then it shows up again the next day
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@Zuere
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3 years
I hope next, we can move on from cyber bullying politicians to beating them.
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@Zuere
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2 years
Nobody.. Luyhas : na ukona kandarasi ya hiyo biashara? Why do you people speak like this??????
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3 months
I never thought I’d have FOMO for a protest. #EndFemicideKE
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3 years
Betty Kyalo, sis..how can you be in pictures/ videos with this whole gang? 😩
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8 months
I think it’s only prudent to let her lead the country. She’s the only one that knows what she’s doing
@WorldAthletics
World Athletics
8 months
She can't stop winning 🫶 @FaithKipyegon_ wins the women's 1500m Diamond League title with 3:50.72, the 5th fastest time EVER.
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5 years
Kylie's househelp after reporting to work and seeing all those flowers
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2 years
May God remove Kenyan men from the shackles of Sauvage Dior.
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@Zuere
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6 years
Show me a youtuber with better quality videos than @alissa_ashleyy . I'll wait
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@Zuere
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5 years
When the matatu is passing my stage.
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17 days
Personally, I think the First Lady should kneel in the floods and pray. It has to be in the floods for it to work.
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3 years
Me leaving the supermarket because I refuse to buy a bag.
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3 years
I’m gonna laugh so hard if I find out Magufuli pulled a Kim Jong Un to smoke out his enemies.
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6 years
Medium rare chapatis
@PopsVille_
Dr. Favor
6 years
Ayayayayayaya. Hide your wives 🔥🔥🔥😋🤭
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2 years
The judge after hearing influencers are to be paid in Mutura.
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3 years
Harmonize decided to get a tattoo and didn’t counter check the engrish part and …😭😭🤣🤣
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5 years
When Vera was posting videos of her and Otile giggling in bed together she didn't sound like it was a small ting tickling her...that's all I'm saying..
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3 years
We need an insurance package that covers liking men.
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1 year
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@evelynmuoki_
🐾katheu🦋
1 year
Mimi sijui vile mtanichukulia lakini napenda wababa
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@Zuere
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2 years
Wizkid and his backup dancers performing on the escalators outside Miniso at The Hub
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@Zuere
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3 years
Fat shamed the president into opening up the country.
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@Zuere
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5 years
Imagine fighting for your life with a blood pressure meter. 😂
@Brianmbunde
Brian Mbunde ™
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Malwedhe challenge
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@Zuere
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4 years
Prince Philip looks like he is thawed every morning from the morgue fridge before being released into the world.
@MirrorRoyal
Mirror Royal
4 years
Queen and Prince Philip end months of isolation as they fly off on summer holiday
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2 years
Babe bebad his pen in her lil clutch. Okay wifeeeey 😩😍
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5 years
@MaishKif @_omnificent_ They think Beyonce and Rihanna always wear their natural hair
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5 months
This is the kuzurura your folks thought you did around the estate when you were small.
@husseindgcomm
Hussein Mohamed, MBS. (Commentary)
5 months
President @WilliamsRuto will depart tomorrow to Djibouti for the 41st Extraordinary session of the IGAD Assembly of Heads of State and Government in Djibouti City.
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2 years
I remember back in like May when I asked someone where they got their vaccine and they told me they couldn’t share the location they got it. Lmfaoooo.
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3 years
“Who will marry you” Certainly not you Brother Jethro, certainly not you.
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5 years
Me, running away from my mum's house nikiskia Kuna chama
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1 year
Niko 3rd year university of Arizona.
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3 months
We would have 6k each month, and a president that speaks in support of women. Lakini muliharibu.
@citizentvkenya
Citizen TV Kenya
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“We want to ensure that our society guarantees our women freedom and security that they rightly deserve,” Raila stands in solidarity with women in condemning femicide cases
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10 months
This TikTok video had me crying at 1 am. Sorry but what????🫢💀
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5 years
They weren't here in 2013 because we all know your name is Nyangaresi.
@droid254
Droid
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They didn't know my name so they just put my handle on the pass... Anyway #GuinnessSmoothKE parte here we come [Paid Partnership with Diageo ]
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5 years
Marsai Martin was literally the best dressed at the NAACP awards..sheesh 😍😍😍😍
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3 years
Yummy mummy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ah! Should have just sat there and ate her food.
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2 years
Elephant mother isn’t looking like a public holiday is coming anytime soon. Her ass looks strong af too.
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5 years
@tukei_ Men smell worse than women of anything. How has showering even become a gender based thing?
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6 years
I'm screaming at Njugush' comment. 😩💀. Especially because they look like mashilingiz for real.
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3 months
Being heckled in your own live 💀💀💀💀💀💀. Kenyan women again >>>>
@EstherPassaris
Esther Muthoni Passaris
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LIVE: March Against Femicide, Nairobi County. #EndFemicideKe #TotalShutDownKe #StopKillingWomen
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3 years
Btw Sendy is now doing doorstep next day deliveries for small packages for 100 bob within Nairobi. Watu wa biashara.
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1 year
Can you also interview the nigga in the back with the sunglasses and beard?
@K24Tv
K24 TV
1 year
. @edwinsifuna : Am talking on tear gas but these things will not scare us, we are going to be here the whole day, we must accomplish our mission. #NewDawn @DoriceAnkey
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1 year
Nobody: Me in high school during double chemistry.
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2 years
Finding the Uber driver brushing his teeth outside my gate like Mr Bean was the first red flag.
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2 years
When the drone at the event passes above you while you’re peeing in the bush.
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2 years
Edgar’s premium telegram account has 5000 subscribers in under a week . The minimum amount each paid is 600. Do the math.
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5 years
Janta ni Janta, doh Ndio ina matter - Swat 2018.
@tuskermoja
أكواب
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Wasichana hii Nairobi kama si make up artist, anauza nguo ama jewelry 😂
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3 years
Good sis was wearing the Eldoret specials. Shoes.
@24K_IVY
⊹ mac ⊹
3 years
this picture of beyoncé is still so funny to me like 😭
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10 months
And it is ended. With grace and a first class honors 🎊
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2 years
Got home, and had to do an assignment due tomorrow. Sijafrai. School needs to end.
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5 years
Saying "Dracarys"before blowing the jiko to help it light >>
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6 years
Gikosh and gabbana.
@mixmasterlenny
☆ Music Man ♤
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Which 🇰🇪n designers are y'all rocking to Blankets? #KOT Ama ni Rue De La Toi essentials 🤗
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3 years
The mosquito when it accidentally bites the sole of my feet instead of my juicy legs.
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4 years
Calling your man after 6 brunch mimosas.
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2 years
@8BitBatman The alchemist Caucasians didn’t teach her the queen’s language. How ‘dispeakable!’
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6 years
When you're busy choosing clothes at Ngara and then you hear "Kanjo"!
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3 years
Kabi WaJesus is now the face of incest in Kenya and this is funny as hell to me
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6 years
Kenya has two presidents who are brothers. Sibling goals
@citizentvkenya
Citizen TV Kenya
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My brother and myself have therefore come together to say these differences stop here. We refuse to be leaders under whose watch Kenya becomes a failed state ~ Raila Odinga. #UhuruRailaTalks
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5 years
Posting praises about yourself through your newborn's account in the name of "my mummy is blah'' is the strangest form of narcissism.
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5 years
Nairobi!! Eh. You have to confirm every weekend that your boyfriend isn't having his wedding.
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1 year
Parents, y’all are not throwing hands enough for my liking. An eye for an eye!
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
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Kisii: Anger as another boy brutalised by teachers, loses testis The 19-year-old student said five teachers and a school security guard brutalised him
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5 years
When people post dramatic airline and passport pictures, only to end up in Mombasa
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5 years
How you look for a ten Bob in your handbag.
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1 year
Lisa needs to stop commenting on black women’s hair. You don’t see anyone talking about her Karen 360 haircut. #RHONairobi
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5 months
This dj Bliss and Kris Fade situation feels forced. #DubaiBling
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5 years
Your circle is small because no-one wants to be friends with you, and that's the tea.
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9 months
A colonizer hit on me today and then because I didn’t respond he asked me if I speak English??????
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3 months
Kanye west after actually including Africa in his world tour.
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2 years
You can’t even tell there was a theme which only Gathoni followed. All the men look like they were at 4 different functions.
@jomoAndy
JOMO™
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3 years
Met a man that’s half luo half Nigerian. MetaDemon.
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7 years
@Alma_NoSoul this is some of your finest work sis!
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2 years
Balala after seeing that list
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4 years
Wacuka's boyfriend >>>>>>>>>>>
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7 months
I hope in the Sueh and Ombachi collab, Sueh chinjaz a cow, and ombachi makes leather from the cow skin. Before the cook the whole cow plus hooves
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1 year
Nobody. Lisa’s eyebrows. #RHONairobi
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5 years
When the matatu leaves you at Muthurwa
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1 year
Uhuru’s sheep are probably in a mabati shed somewhere in Ndenderu feeling sorry for themselves and thinking
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6 years
*tickles your palm with his finger when shaking your hand*
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1 year
Me, the whole time watching #FastAndFurious
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7 months
Not Jamie Perkins with a video titled “why I left Nikki” Chile..
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5 years
When the one that went to USIU has a stronger accent than the one that went to school abroad. 😂
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Susan when it comes to confronting Minne Vs when it comes to shouting at Sonal. #RhoNairobi
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