Zed
@ZedX5
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I'm not funny. Sleep paralysis demons (women) are scared of me. Terrorist.
MI6 🇬🇧
Joined January 2021
The greens really are just the army of Slaanesh.
The party was now led by a “gay Jewish man, a straight practising Muslim with a big beard and from a northern working-class background, and a middle-class woman who’s a feminist. We just created a microcosm of the macro.” @MothinAli .
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Release me from this cursed existence.
🎤 Dame Andrea Jenkyns entered the Reform UK conference singing a song that she co-wrote called Insomnia and wearing a sparkly blue jumpsuit. Jenkyns said: “Is this godawful Labour Government giving you sleepless nights and insomnia too?”
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Mfw Chudyard will be remembered as a 21st century philosopher.
@AdrianDittmann Rudyard Lynch has potential.
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I rarely get angry but this is something else.
🚨NEW: The Labour Council Leader of Peterborough City Council has referred to victims of grooming gangs as "white trash". [@DaisyBlakemore]
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RT @AaronBastani: “I’d like to conquer”. Mate you have a 25 inch chest and wear beanies with suits.
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Goes hard.
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RT @MorgothsReview: We Europeans embraced ''universal humanity'' and universal humanity kicked us in the mouth.
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Graham immediately after being asked to provide his joke licence.
Comedian Graham Linehan @Glinner arrested by 5 armed police officers upon arrival at London Heathrow airport on account of 3 recent posts on X. Link 👇🏼.
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"Omg it's Sam Hyde!"
This should become a legendary image - illegal migrant cooks omelet with the flame from Europe's Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.
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How I feel right now after 7 days just because I told an e-girl to post breasts.
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I'm Singh Shitty, yes I'm the real Shitty.All you other Singh Shittys are just imitating.So won't the real Singh Shitty please stand up,.please stand up, please stand up?
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*dials number*."Hello Ministry of Deportation?"."Yes there's one living next door."."How do I know? Well he's wearing one of those silly little symbols around his neck."."You'll be here in five minutes you say? That's great, I'll be outside.".*hangs up*
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I really hope they're as uncomfortable as it looks.
Notting Hill Carnival is underway—I bet you’re gutted you’re not there? 😬 .
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