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And she sleep

Princess

do your own research (watch this week’s livestream with @ZakDavid)

Am I in the wrong market?

Double subwoofers is the new hotness. You'll never in-a-gadda-da-vida the same way

I have been friends with @ZakDavid for so long. It is so exciting to see him finally get the recognition he deserves. You should watch this stream, you might even learn some stuff

Thank you both for having me on. You two are wonderful hosts. I would not hesitate to come back if you ever asked.

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Lol well fuck. I didn't pick the name, I just sell the shit

Some quick inside baseball stats regarding losses in the last 90 days: Losses due to customers abusing goodwill from the ACH system: ~1 in 280 Losses from our shipper just blowing it: ~1 in 110 We've got the best customers in the business.

I'm sending them out for testing just to verify which batch they came from and that the purity, assay, endotoxin, and heavy metals screening matches our new standard. Should have that back by next week. It's really funny to us that this is something we now have to make sure to

One of our manufacturers made a mistake and customized our Tirzepatide order in 10mL vials as opposed to the standard 3mL. If you don't mind larger vials, we will sell them for 30% off the regular price

I love these two people so much. We have snacked on Florida citrus in the Wicker Park dog park. We have eaten squid ink pasta in East Village. We have lost dozens of pounds together with peptides. They are beautiful and perfect.

Absolutely not, American Airlines.

Meanwhile, AWS knows a bush league law firm when they see it, and AWS protected their customers. That's why they're the best in the business.

Lol the @Shopify legal team are some of the most spineless cowards I've ever interacted with. They received a letter accusing dozens of companies of "violating laws" but never bothered to ask "which laws?"

Stop thinking of cheese in terms of abstract concepts like "weight." What does that even mean? Instead, think about cheese in terms of Enlightenment Units, which we all know and are capable of computing.