Zachary Person
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Was a Professional Throw-Stuff-er in the Houston Astros organization, but they fired me. LSUE Bengal, Forever LSU. (Peer-son).
From Eunice to Baton Rouge, LA
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First full season is complete. Now I'm on my way back to Baton Rouge like
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Life is too short for this. You put the whole thing in your mouth then do that open chewing thing while exhaling the flames like a dragon.
Life tip: bite off the corner of your pizza roll and blow into it for instant and easy cooling.
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*taking a test* "Oh we studied this. Brain, what's the answer?"
"Okay... promise you won't get mad...
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Y’all thought the Burreaux Jersey made him a Louisiana guy? No no no, they just faded in Boosie into his heisman tape. THATS peak Louisiana.
They gave Joe a Boosie fade.
He Has Set College Football Off
A Name You Will Never Forget
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Sounds a lot like an NCAA violation
Zion is playing tonight's game in a pair of custom Kyrie 4s.
Nike flew a team to Durham to measure and make the shoes for Williamson, per
@AllisonW_Sports
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I don’t really like the idea of LSU selling booze in the stadium because the next generation of students won’t understand the thrill of stashing a fifth of whiskey in your gooch.
It builds character.
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Remember Dallas Keuchel, the starter of Game 5 of the 2017 World Series? This is him now. Feel old yet?
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Tigers just basically won a best-of-3 series against 1-seed wake forest while beating Tennessee as a side quest in the middle of it.
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Record Heisman victory at QB
Best WR of the year
Best DB of the year
Best Freshman of the year
Best O-Line of the year
Coach of the year
Record public $ for the bets
And wins with THIS resume?!
Best season in CFB history. 2019 Tigers will be remembered for a very long time.
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Y’all don’t understand these pics were taken in the same day.
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So Max is transferring and his brother is decommitting, which is especially fitting because the people of Louisiana have been saying no to Johnson and Johnson for a while now.
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Ima tell my kids Tyrann Matthieu won the heisman in 2011
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When you tweet something gold and someone quotes it with “lmaoooo” and they get all the likes and RTs
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I love how my TL has a honey Badger highlight resurface at least once a month
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Hey y’all remember when Miami fans were super cocky all week and then everyone on game day went against LSU
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
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@Tgflx1
@WhoTFisCandi
Dude I used to edit my wife’s face in pictures and she never thought it was as funny as I did
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LSU by 50
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Probably the team that beat both of the other two teams...
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I hope Thompson makes y’all eat every single word y’all have been saying about him.
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@codyko
Lol no dude Disney just wasn't cutting it he's on to bigger and better YouTube channels now.
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13-3 without Brees is pretty ridiculous
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I was just trying to figure out the Saints average points per game and found out a cool stat.
The saints totaled 504 points this season.
504.
Team of destiny bruh.
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Here’s an
@LSUbaseball
fun fact:
@ncain39
is such a devoted coach that he has learned, and practiced, how to perfectly mimic each player’s walk off celebration. It’s a work of art, to say the least.
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Excited for the series this weekend. It’s been weeks since I got to watch LSU in a national championship
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When the Saints win the SB and Brees’ surgeon gets a ring >>>>>>>
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The walk from Death Valley to Tigerland
This is the longest continuous path you can walk in the world
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Final score:
LSU - 12 players touch home
South Carolina - 10 players touch home
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I was just a pitcher so I’m still learning the offensive side of the sport, is it good if your team scores 50 runs in one weekend
@LSUbaseball
?
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Incredibly stupid decision by the university there. Premature. Gotta let that ride and and make your decision later. It’s just throwing a season down the drain trying to gain morality points from people who don’t even care about us.
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You played at UNO, you literally don’t know anything about crowds OR what sends you to Omaha lmaoooooo
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Just like the Saints after Katrina, though. You love to see this light shine on a city that needed it. Sometimes it's bigger than sports.
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When the saints take Joe Brady back and draft Joe Burrow as Brees’ successor and we realize that it was all part of the master plan >>>>>>>
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Remember when they said LSU was a 1 hit wonder?
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Coach O just said he was gonna celebrate tonight with his kids with a ham sandwich and boudin.
You can’t dislike this man.
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So, Carlton Davis tweets constantly about Michael Thomas, then told media he doesn’t do social media trash talk (which is false) and would rather deal with it on the field, was punching Michael Thomas in the back of the head after getting bullied for that touchdown 😂
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The grading scale for LSU: ignore all the good games and only focus on the bad games
The grading scale for Clemson: “Yea but UNC was playing REALLY WELL that week whenever they should’ve won”
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Kamara beat a dude up at a club I gotta assume he deserved it
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Hey, just use one photo.
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He’s about to pay for the band to play Neck soooo many times.
Breaking:
#Giants
WR Odell Beckham Jr has now agreed to a 5-year extension that makes him the highest paid WR in the NFL on a $95M max deal, $65M total guaranteed.
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Geaux. Just absolutely geaux. I don’t care where. I don’t care which direction. Walk outside of your house and just Geaux.
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If I win the mega millions tonight, I’m not gonna tell y’all.
But if the band plays Neck from kickoff until 0:00 against Bama then, well, if you know you know.
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NCAA had to make the 6 SEC teams play each other in the Supers because it would look bad for 6 SEC teams to be in Omaha. Now there will only be 3 and no one will recognize the dominance.
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LSU raised over 35k for that couple in the car accident, Georgia did the pink out, etc etc.
You can say whatever you want about the fans of the SEC but they always keep the “bigger than sports” perspective and the people are undefeated.
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20 completions in a row to break yet another record.
Drew Brees is, without question, the greatest QB to ever play the game of football.
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This is Chappelle/Prince but for white people
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If Anyone in Alex box wants to make a little cash I’ll venmo you an hourly rate to make sure my son doesn’t dive head first off the playground set while I watch Skenes throw his last game in BR
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To be quite honest I may have a similar reaction if I saw Coldplay perform that X&Y album too. That album is a masterpieceeeeee
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@MaxStickmax
@codyko
To be honest I've never seen/heard of whoever that guy is I just read the note he posted and know it's BS
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I love Ohio State fans saying “you guys had to get an OSU QB to be good” while ignoring that their own star QB isn’t even an OSU QB
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I’ve been fortunate to be in the Box for several “magic” moments, before, during, and after my playing time.
Crews doing the “tigers” celebration to the fans after putting the supers away in his last AB was special. I had legit goosebumps. Nobody deserves it more than that kid.
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How come cheerleaders feel the need to do a stunt every time they visit/tour somewhere?
I'm bout to start tossin bullpens all over the globe
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Take a look into the sports world right now and consider that
@ABREG_1
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@_fournette
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@BenSimmons25
were all at LSU in 2015
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Tried to sell my GameStop stock now that it is over $200 and they told me they could just do $17 of store credit
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This man put on a Burrow jersey and y’all tried to tell me he was a 3 or 4 to 1 underdog S.M.H.
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Mississippi State twitter celebrating Stingley’s illness is 1) gross, 2) still not gonna put them over the top, and 3) going to introduce them to a young man named Eli Ricks.
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If you put them both in a container it would be an Alex box
Alex Lange and Alex Bregman are catching up behind the batting cage at Minute Maid Park. Both attended the same college.
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On behalf of the entire fan base, we politely ask
@DickieV
to remove the LSU banner from his twitter profile. He is now forced to vacate that photo on the grounds of hypocrisy (per all of his prior stances on this same issue).
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Danny Etling now has as many super bowl rings as Drew Brees.
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We joke, but honestly I give props to Reyzelman for not toe tapping past 9 times because once you get into double digits you lose about half that MSU crowd from being able to count that high
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@BarstoolBDevils
@LSUBarstool
A lot of people are saying it didn’t age well, but he did say he was sure SFA would win. It aged flawlessly if you read it in the proper tone.
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@ChalibooYahh
@WhoTFisCandi
I always just assumed that even if a couple decides to take that route they at least sneak a peek at some point.
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Free whoever that was
Dad who punched his two-day-old baby to death murdered in his prison cell
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This kid’s got it. Fast track him to the bigs
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I want Joe to continue this absurd fairy tale style career so I can spend the remainder of my life telling them that whoever their favorite player was could never be as good as the guy I watched
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Rock Reynolds the absolute goat for going eye to eye and cuss out the opposing coach lol
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Antoine Duplantis breaking the LSU Career Hits record in front of his home crowd during the regional championship game. Amazing.
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The game of baseball sometimes man. Even if the outcome remained the same, Fontenot getting an (L) in the stat books is 100% unfair. No way that should happen.
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In addition, how many of y'all remember Marcus Williams intercepting that ball to even allow the Saints an entry into the game?
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Cannot overstate how impressed I am by these dudes. Down early, after game 2, and just completely unphased by it. 6-spot response. That’s a true championship mentality in that dugout.
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Just tried La Croix for the first time, I know I’m late on this.
But man I have missed nothing. This is garbage. How in the world did y’all make this popular?
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That ball was launched like a cleat thrown by a Florida DB
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Don’t ever disrespect Joey B like this again smh
Joe Burrow Kyle Trask
(2019) (2020)
3,198 PASS YDS 𝟑,𝟐𝟒𝟑
33 PASS TD 𝟑𝟖
𝟕𝟖.𝟗% COMP% 71.4%
4 INT 𝟑
𝐲𝐞𝐬 HEISMAN? ???
(first 9 starts)
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My dog is only 10in. tall doing 36in. box jumps. He been working his tail off and the NFL STILL won’t invite him to the combine 😤🙄
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This is what people with actual personalities do, as opposed to messing with food in a grocery store
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@itstarekali
@WhoTFisCandi
The funniest part is that it goes from “y’all believe anything you read” to THAT.
Like some dude saying something stupid is LESS LIKELY than the government kidnapping him, containing him, cloning him, and using the clone just to say something stupid lol
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@PtownSanta
@darrenrovell
Just to let you know, Bourbon Street is very rarely the natives. It’s a tourist spot. Also, the Orleans parish voted for the Dem candidate in 16, 12, and 08. So even if they WERE the locals there, your post would still be very stupid.
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But they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a big ole glass of water
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Saints at half strength going to Tampa to shut out Tom Brady and allowing Joey B to pass him up for this is just
😚
🤌
Move over, Tom Brady.
There’s a new highest-graded QB this season 👀
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@ElkeTV
@savannahbrown
I’ve actually been wondering the same. It would be fitting for South Park to make a parody of this video. But would be cool from the sorority to take the idea from SP.
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Baton Rouge’s food is only good on a national scale. But in dealing with a state-wide scale, everyone in Louisiana will tell you 337 and 504 are the actual cooks.
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