Zexy Banditoz
@ZBanditoz
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I don’t sleep with my hand hanging off the bed because I’m afraid @JoeBiden will nibble my fingers
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When we say “tax the rich,” we mean nesting-doll yacht rich. For-profit prison rich. Betsy DeVos, student-loan-shark rich. Trick-the-country-into-war rich. Subsidizing-workforce-w-food-stamps rich. Because THAT kind of rich is simply not good for society, & it’s like 10 people.
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"You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it."
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What a great public service this announcement has accomplished
PSA: The AR in “AR style weapon” is NOT an acronym for *assault rifle* or *automatic rifle* Avoid making this nomenclature mistake. AR is actually shorthand for the company, ArmaLite, that designed weapon in 1950’s, & rifle. ArmaLite Rifle = AR Best to understand description.
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My wife knows full well if she attempts to see me naked withiuht giving me 48 hrs notice I will fine her £400, in court
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This is Archie. It’s his first time at the vet. Heard a rumor they count all your spots. Really hopes he has enough. 13/10 you’ll do great my friend
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just drank three of these and in hindsight it may have been a mistake
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Here's your audio version of weekend best bets, courtesy of @MorrisMaxfield and featuring a Tonight Show recreation at @stabcomedy and a zine fest at @vergeart
https://t.co/IIcQcVNQl8
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