Not a single plane flying over Venezuela, a country of 30m people with world's largest oil reserves Its airspace has been closed by the US President sitting in White House 2,000 miles away International law is a chimera. World is run like the mafia and Washington is the Don

Sitting here, literally waiting on paint to dry. It’s cold, which is making it take longer to dry. My nerves are absolutely shot about what’s going on with the election in Tennessee today. #Tennessee @aftynfortn Come on, neighbors. Y’all have a chance to turn things around!

D-list actor says what?

Hey @TODAYshow, you can push @Target all you want, but we still aren’t shopping there. 😂😂 Nice try, though.

Jake Tapper: "We're standing by to see the president and First Lady greet Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman. Presumably, he's washed the blood off his hands.”

Also @DeanCainUpdates - everyone knows that you (@RealDeanCain) are one of the weakest snowflakes on this platform. You’re a running joke on how quickly you block people who make fun of you - and what did you do? You blocked me on your other account. Sad. 😂

Hey @DeanCainUpdates You can turn off my comments all you want, but that doesn’t make you any less pathetic. Imagine needing attention so much that you literally create an account to update everyone on what you’re doing, and then say, “It’s not me! It’s a fan account!”

I wouldn't get too excited yet. The evidence is likely gone.

"Let's just keep going after everyone who believes the survivors!"

This whole tariff scheme looks a lot like taxation without representation.

Hey @creditkarma how do I remove @OneMain from my potential loan offers? Is there a way to filter them out of my offers? I’m not interested in dealing with loan sharks.

Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 95th day out of the last 107. 12 days of work in 107 days. With full pay and benefits. The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown. It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.

The funniest part of the red tsunami of tears this morning is how so many people are literally lying, saying they voted in NY four times yesterday, or that @ZohranKMamdani was on the ballot multiple times, and @andrewcuomo was not on at all. 😂 #Election2025 #bluewave

Halloween decor that hits hard

"NO FOOD FOR YOU UNTIL THE DEMOCRATS LET US TAKE AWAY YOUR HEALTHCARE" -US House Speaker Mike Johnson

…keep their employees, but can afford to help pay for a ballroom? What gives? #Layoffs #Trump #Ballroom

Short list of companies who are laying off employees - in some case massive layoffs - who donated to the Trump Ballroom. @amazon @Microsoft @Meta @CaterpillarInc @comcast @Google @HP @TMobile I’m sure there are more, but these donors can’t afford to (cont)

Final Destination 1: The Plane Crash Final Destination 2: The Log Truck Final Destination 3: The Roller Coaster Final Destination 4: The Racetrack Final Destination 5: The Bridge Final Destination 6: the Prequel Isn’t that so much better? #FinalDestination #horrormovies

Ok so I’ve come to the conclusion that the Final Destination movies need to be renamed so they are easier to remember. Hear me out. (cont)

If your visa was denied or revoked due to Charlie Kirk-related speech, the Consular Accountability Project (@ConsularActProj) is interested in representing you pro bono.