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Husband, father, shill for Nelson at Mormon sales meetings. Blocked by @UUtah . 🇺🇸

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“Peace be still, bury the hatchet and the sword, the sound of war is dreadful in my ear. [But] Any man who will not fight for his wife and children is a coward and a bastard.”
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@PhillyCrimeUpd All the dems in the comments so sad that the robber was killed instead of the victims.
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@ConceptualJames @Timcast 2013: “Trans women should be treated the same as women.” 2018: “Trans women are women.” 2023; “Trans women are better than women.”
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This year, for the first time, all 27 billboards of Times Square went dark in NYC, and then lit up with the story of the Birth of Christ The First Christmas
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@honestsportz @ClownWorld_ As a conservative, i think the shirt has a good point. We should be more aggressive toward socialists.
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@James_Renkov @reddit_lies I mean, if you really want to get into the nitty-gritty, they defended a school shooter because she identified as trans and because the victims were Christians.
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@benryanwriter @MattWalshBlog @HRC No one who works for @HRC belongs within 500 yards of a school zone.
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@SMH3770 @reddit_lies They haven’t found a way to connect it with right wingers yet.
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This is the future.
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@CarryOn96 @CCanuck4 This is just a variation of “real socialism has never been tried.”
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@stone_toss This is the most wholesome Stonetoss.
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@wxriana @Internet_TLCM How can there be rights when there’s no such thing as being trans?
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@babbles @MattWalshBlog It’s speech that the left hates.
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It’s nice to see a Bee article about us that isn’t anti.
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Mormon Family Proud OINKs (One Income Nine Kids)
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Long ago at a zone conference, a missionary told my mission president he felt bad accepting meals from families. The president quickly chastised him, saying, “Elder, don’t you dare deprive anyone of the blessings that come from serving the Lord’s missionaries.”
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Stopped by Maverik on my way home from guiding & saw these fellas. They ain’t payin’ for their food
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@WieDightRingers @stillgray Do leftists not realize they’re pedophiles?
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@Ess_Bee05 @thehill Yes, it’s “hatred” to tell doctors they can’t mutilate confused children for profit🙄
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@ThyGeekdomCome
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Mormons, your entire religion is premised on the idea that Jesus Christ failed in His promises to uphold the Church. Its very existence is an insult to the true faith. It’s a pile of outrageous lies from a con artist. Please, come to the Church Christ founded and has kept going…
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@greywan @bonchieredstate @redsteeze “Hey kids, wanna read Gender Queer with me? Just don’t tell your parents because they’re transphobic.”
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@dom_lucre No, man. She’s got those crazy popped out eyes like the villain in Rodger Rabbit.
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@trad_west_ This is the kind of masculinity that gets called “toxic.”
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How are Utah’s charter schools? My kids are almost at the age of going to school, and I want to keep them the hell away from whatever this is.
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What a time to be alive. Yesterday, over 70 students walked out of Mt. Nebo School to protest the school for letting "furries" to bite, bark, & lick them. ABC even interviewed a "member of the furry community" (they/them) to give a comment about the situation:
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@claire_goforth “Cis” is a slur against normal people.
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Got shut down in EQ yesterday for saying that FamProc is de facto scripture. Who’s right?
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@NewYorker The New Yorker is upset that parents are invested in their children’s education.
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@ChrisShieldZieg @Internet_TLCM Nothing in that comic was kind and respectful.
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@politicalmath @AOC She didn’t hate gas stoves back then because she hadn’t been told to hate them yet.
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@realDailyWire More peace and love from the tolerant Left
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You know what, if the alternatives to “Con Inc.” are disgusting, vile people like Steven Crowder, Candace Owens, and Nick Fuentes, I’ll just stick with Con Inc.
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I didn’t want to do this… #FreeJaredMonroe #FreeSpeechMatters
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@honestsportz @scrowder Read the original tweet again, slowly.
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@BBCNewsAus Will they be banning symbols from other forms of socialism as well?
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@Stone_tossers A good rule of thumb: If you don’t understand a StoneToss comic, there’s a good chance it’s about juice.
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@NotAmira_ @GavinNewsom @tndp There’s no such thing as a transphobe since there’s no such thing as being trans.
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@stillgray Then TDS reaches terminal stage
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In all honesty, how wicked could Omni have actually been if he admits he was wicked? Self-awareness isn’t exactly a telltale characteristic of supremely immoral people.
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@AuronMacintyre Be very selective about who you interview, as well. You notice Stewart never asks Ben Shapiro or Dinesh D’Souza to debate, he always goes after the “middle management” arm of the conservative movement.
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@JackPosobiec That isn’t what I was taught in public school!
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The only big 12 that matters:
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I literally do not even understand the language my Twitter bros are speaking when talking about the big 12
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@ReelIs4 @ClownWorld_ A slur against normal people
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@hilde45 @tribelaw Yes, the far-right extremists in… *checks notes*… San Francisco.
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@BillKristol Is that the line you’ve been told to recite?
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This is the guy who’s telling us we’re not Christians.
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@Tyler_King40 @PTSPentax eternal conscious torment (hell)
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These are the people that say you need to be more tolerant.
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@floresv_i @Western_Trad You can cry philistinism all you want, but the elegance of the classical is objectively more beautiful than the empty abstraction of the modern.
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I can’t believe someone wrote something this based onto a script and filmed it.
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once again the clip has been summoned
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My parents’ ward has a button that the bishop can push that’ll turn on a little red light on the lectern to let people know they’ve gone over. I haven’t seen this in any other building.
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@ThomasSzymon @reddit_lies “Republican bad” is the only humor allowed on Reddit.
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@DelusionPosting Reminder that “cis” is a slur against normal people.
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“Using the meme means you’re condoning the-”
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@jakUbak2mars @ElijahSchaffer Tell you what, next time a German socialist shoots up a school, I’ll call it out personally.
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@BrotherRicky
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The Mormon Church is the Wealthiest church on earth, with six times the wealth of the next richest church. Despite this, they tell the poor to starve their children to pay more tithing, and force members to do free janitorial work. It’s time to remove their tax exemption. #cult
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@sltrib That says a lot more about Mitt Romney than it does about Elder Packer.
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Children are entitled to birth within the bonds of matrimony, and to be reared by a father and a mother who honor marital vows with complete fidelity.
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What opinion about Pregnancy would put you in this position.
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@KleverNickname @ZELLKLUMPEN “Brevity is the soul of wit. Therefore, the left can’t meme.” - William Shakespeare
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@prageru Russell M. Nelson is a modern prophet.
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@ABEEVADER @JeffYoungerTX When are you going to get it through your heads that calling someone racist doesn’t work anymore? You guys have played that card so many damn times that it doesn’t mean anything.
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@Internet_TLCM “Brevity is the soul of wit. Therefore, the left can’t meme.” - William Shakespeare
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Sometimes the memes write themselves
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Salt Lake City is conquered.
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. @YAFUofU 's screening of "Damaged" documentary exposing gender ideology interrupted by leftist protesters
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@scrowder To the enlightened intellectuals in the comments: Crowder’s tweet is a direct response to your claims that red states have lots of murders. If it were not for the blue-run cities within those red states, they would hardly have any murders at all.
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@AuronMacintyre Don’t worry, folks. The slippery slope is just a fallacy. Things happening do not lead to other things happening.
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@MrJibs369 I’ll make this easy for you. Nativity = good thing Baphomet = bad thing We have the right to put up good thing, we don’t have the right to put up bad thing. “bUt WhO’s To SaY??” I’m glad you asked
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@ElijahSchaffer Because they literally have nothing else to live for.
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Who red-pilled you?
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@CoinSnap_AI Pay a monthly subscription to find out all of your pennies are each worth one cent.
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@WhiningGimmicks @DelusionPosting *Being correctly gendered
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Children who are murdered via abortion do go to heaven, and the butchers who perform the abortion don’t. Very simple.
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@BryanKemper Do aborted fetuses go to Heaven? Yes or no?
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@OldMemeClown I thought this was Loss at first.
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@LauraZynda @bethanyshondark Remember that time DeSantis asked teachers to stop having secret sex conversations with 8 year olds and y’all freaked out?
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@KSLcom He’s an antifa counterrevolutionary. His role in inciting violence at the capital has been known for two years. Thus, he will summarily be discarded by the regime, and propaganda outlets like KSL will attempt to imply by omission that he was a right winger.
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High school exhibit at a local art museum. Is it just me, or are the kids not okay? 🧵
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@GR8_ST8_48 If you preach that God is an abstract amalgamation, that He doesn’t require obedience, repentance, and baptism for salvation, or deny that He speaks to His children through prophets and apostles like He’s done in every dispensation, then Gal. 1:8 is about you.
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@Light17White @GadSaad You are the reason kids act like this in the first place.
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@Internet_TLCM Opera is still a thing?
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@boyscouts You might say the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints withdrawing their support from BSA several years ago was… …prophetic.
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@Culture_Crit Culture critic missing the obvious choice for obvious reasons.
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