Connor
@Yogalnstructor
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Posting my ideas just for fun. If you rankle me in any way I will persecute you to the ends of the earth
Vancouver, British Columbia
Joined June 2014
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My new favourite thing is this guy’s shutter shaming hobby
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My buddies and I used to play bank account chicken where you wire them the full contents of your account and say “bet you won’t send it back” but our wives made us stop
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If you can trick a female NPC into equipping one of these rings you literally get to access their inventory forever. That’s how dumb the AI is here
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I did not “Blow up” your bathroom. I took a normal shit in there. It was normal
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Imagine if you gave birth and the baby just took off running. Lol
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dudes be worried about their VPN instead of finding some V to put their P N
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White guy orders butter chicken, garlic naan, and mango Lassi in perfect Indian accent, amazes staff
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Cyberpunk gave me a grand mal seizure, on purpose. 9 out of 10
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Just got my 5th vaccine shot and i feel pretty fucked up ngl
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Hey my partner and I saw you from across the bar and we dig your vibe. Can I have the rest of your beer?
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How come your heart is the only body part that has attacks. Why aren’t there ass attacks
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Been saying “We finally did it we made shoes for empaths” in my head all day
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REVIEWS:
🧔 𝙋𝙖𝙪𝙡 𝘾.
★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 1𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘰
Service was slow and they got our drink order wrong. Food was ok. Overall not great.
🧑🏻🦲 𝙍𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙬𝙣𝙚𝙧 1𝘩𝘳 𝘢𝘨𝘰
I guess you want me to kill myself???
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6’10” guy with low self-esteem: I bet she doesn’t even like me. She’s probably talking to some 7’2 guy
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The man on the other side of this glory hole. DIED. OF COVID. MIDSUCK.
I have so many questions.
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Loving this deranged barber whose thing appears to be fucking everyone’s shit completely up
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Truck Freak, that you? It’s me, Crazy Ass. God it’s been years. You still talk to Layed Back? Haven’t seen him since The Fighter died
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SHOCKING: Watch what happens when this Israeli man opens his fridge during Hamas rocket attack
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Fat guy microaggression is when you order sushi just for yourself and they give you six sets of chopsticks
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About to find out exactly how much of this “white privilege” I got
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Checking out this guy who sells people his weird dog’s jizz so they can breed even weirder dogs
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Got diagnosed with moderate ADHD today. Pretty funny one to get when you’re almost 30, to be honest. Like a 4 year old with SIDS
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Saw the leaked Austin Powers 4 script and I gotta say, I like where they’re going with this
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You’re not brushing hard enough if your toothbrush doesn’t look like you just finished sanding the grout with it. Your teeth should be noticeably smaller each year
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Having some comically giant sized sushi made by an insane person. Hard to get perspective from the pics but each roll piece is the size of a baseball. The nigiri is 6 inches long
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To everyone saying “what a waste of pad thai”: do you think I threw out the pad thai. Are you fucking insane. The kind of people who put a can opener in the dishwasher after 1 use
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(Turning to my wife in bed) I’m off to sleep. You take first watch
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FRIEND AT PARTY: my bad I thought there’d be chicks here. Wait are you leaving already
GUY WHO CAN SUCK HIS OWN DICK: yeah it’s cool I’m just gonna go home and. I mean I have work tomorrow
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Sucks when you've got a girl at your place and you start getting it on but you forget which drawer you left the bra opener in
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It's sad — just like how Farrah Fawcett's death was overshadowed by MJ dying the same day, this instant all-time classic meltdown will likely go unheralded because of Kobe
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Found this cool shirt. anybody from, i dunno say israel, have any idea what it means?
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You know what they say, nothing heals lawnmower wounds like a wild primate
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How do some of you get on here and fire off 10 tweets in an hour. I have like two discrete thoughts a day
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Training my dog by leaving him in progressively hotter and hotter cars until he’s hot car proof
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Is a “red scare” when you don’t get your period anymore because of anorexia
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Door dash guys are so easy to murder. You just put in the delivery note “leave it in the root cellar all the way at the back” and they actually do it
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Once again red scare is stealing ideas from good young proletariat posters
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Oh wow cool picture of your mom Syke who gives a fuck. Double syke she is kinda nice with it prithee what is her home address
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In case you missed it these are from @ thecraftsmanblog on Instagram
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Finished this so now I’m showing it off properly. Wanted to learn to sew so I chose a project way harder than necessary and no surprise it took me 6 months
Shirt made of antique quilt with a billion hand-stitches in it. Mother of pearl buttons & 14k cuff chains for good measure
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It rocks to tell lowbies in the DM “you should post that” then not RT or fav it when they do
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In some insane personal news I asked my mom when they started naming kids Connor and she said when she was pregnant she heard on the news about that musician whose son Connor died. And im like Connor Clapton?? And shes like ya. So im named after Eric Claptons dead skyscraper baby
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I’m 5’ 8”
While I can’t control my height, I sure as hell am not going to be short and:
- Fat
- Dirty
- Weak
- Insecure
- Dressing Sloppy
The stoics were right, control what you can, let the rest be what it is.
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Wonder if cops ever hold the car door for a date then muscle memory takes over and they shove her in head first like she’s handcuffed
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Officially an apartment owner today. Did it without working hard or saving and you can too — just get hit by a car while crossing the street in a litigiously lucrative way
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Apparently NYP hasn’t heard of lowbie inflation. 19k is not an influencer sorry
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Everyone got that one homie who’s the light of their life and fire of their loins
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search “this tweet has been deleted” in your camera roll and post your favorite
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Hoping this sticker will mitigate the prejudice-based road rage I face as a Prius driver
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Sometimes you wake up thinking of something funny then by the time noon hits you go ok I am fucking stupid
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This is what you all look like. Wearing your little outfits, making your little jokes on here
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So is ground beef made of all one cow or is it a bunch of cows mixed together. What’s going on there
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Do girls get heart attacks? I feel like girls don’t get heart attacks. What gives
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Free whale for anyone who wants it
My niece Aroon is up here and found this stranded orca several miles from here. In all the years I've lived here I've never heard or seen anything like this. I have to wonder if the 8.2
#Earthquake
was to blame. NOAA is on its way to try to save it.
#offgrid
#Alaska
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I like that he didn’t let finding out the first sandals made completely out of copper were uncomfortable stop him. Only through trial and error can you make these kind of discoveries
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You should get kicked off this site if you look at less than 600 tweets. Real posters only
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(Me on my deathbed age 92 having an irony flashback): not my white ass going gentle into that good night!
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Left my phone at home so im walking around saying things like “guy who thinks they slaughter the cow for milk. Guy who can turn a doorknob with his ass” out loud
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When somebody with a handicap decal honks at you it’s like, excuse me. You’re literally retarded
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Ok this is getting too many likes here’s a nice photo before she gets mad at me
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i’m in an asexual aromantic polycule. We go to the mall and start fights
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We all died in a homemade submarine, homemade submarine, homemade submarine
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