Amir Pittance
@Yogalnstructor
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Posting my ideas just for fun. If you rankle me in any way I will persecute you to the ends of the earth
Vancouver, British Columbia
Joined June 2014
I’m pretty sure my late 30s will be my formative years.
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RT @Coochiebone2020: Completely ruining a romantic evening by running into the woods before I morph into my true form.
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Blockbuster earns over 20% of its revenue from late fees so they actually want you to return the movie late.
What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart?
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Remembering this one time I was absolutely dialed in with the table mise
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Didn’t sleep because the neighbours were blasting 4’33” by John Cage all night. They turned it down eventually but I’m pretty sure it’s still going.
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It’s awesome when brands with no business doing influencer marketing hop on. “GRWM while I change the kitchen trash bag” Sure what hell. I got nothing else to do
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People are too busy shopping Amazon Prime Day when they should be doing AmaJohn Prine Day instead.
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One time this crazy thing happened and it was hilarious. But it also changed my perspective about stuff.
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Be ffrrr…. is it Chopped 🙅♂️ or Goated 🐐that Im 33 and semi literate Teens are wholly responsible for inventing every new word or phrase I learn 🤷♂️.
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We did not “abandon a toddler”. In the ancient Japanese tradition of drifting samurai, we decided he should be a rōnin.
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RT @h3xenbrenner2: if you've loaded the dishwasher correctly it will sound like a chandelier dropping when you close the door.
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RT @i_zzzzzz: Saw a man walking down the street looking at his phone and dribbling a basketball while his wife was carrying their son and t….
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RT @hexprax: When you look into it on here a lot of "scared of cities" self-reporting posting just seems to be alcoholics who are navigatin….
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RT @ounceofmid: If there was ever a 4th of July to blow your hand off during it’s definitely 2025 .#DontLetGoOfThatM80 #ExplodeYourHandWith….
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Being visited by my future self and cutting him off to tell some dumbass story he already knows til he disappears back to the future.
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RT @integral_11: @naoentroembriga Como esquecer dos nomes que o pai deu aos filhos: Xerox, Fotocópia e Carimbo kkkkkkkkkkkk .
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