Hey @Uber or @Uber_Support August 28, 2023 I sent a message from your web site because my Uber account was locked. That message included a full description of the problem. The site told me to expect a reply in three business days. What is your new estimate for some response?

Thanks to @cnn for confirming my long held belief that luggage comes in exactly two types. Carry on, and lost! To other diabetics who fly: never, EVER check medications you depend upon. Not at any time, not for any reason, not ever. https://t.co/hU4sBvdIZJ

I'm stating this again, for the folks who haven't been to a tools session, don't read blog posts, or haven't heard me say it before: We are not deprecating SSMS. (read that again please) More on the roadmap in this post (and in comments): https://t.co/E8zt7LgSsX

I thought about @BuckWoodyMSFT this morning and had a neat idea! Next time I make a mochacino I’m going to pause about three fourths of the way filling their cup to add a raw oyster. I bet they will be surprised and excited when they find Buck’s gift in their drink!

I just saw a toot that I thought sounded like it came from @BuckWoodyMSFT Cigarettes are a lot like squirrels. They’re both perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and set it on fire.

Hey #SQLFamily! Our speaker was forced to cancel at the last moment for @QCPASS a SQL User Group. Would anyone like to present to our group at 18:00 CDT (UTC -5) today? Our Meetup group is at

Does anyone know if there are any plans to make https://t.co/T9rGryeyR8 or even Twitter in general stable and useful again? They broke for me about a week ago and I keep hoping that someone will fix them, but I don't feel like anyone still working there can fix anything.

Today I'm presenting a #webinar on #dataprivacy, kindly hosted by @BrightTALK entitled Harmonizing business needs for data with data protection. #cybersecurity #womenintech #makeyourdatawork Details below: Time: 6PM UK time Register

HALP!!!! I'm being attacked by raging squirrels! I just get the situation under control again and... Oooo, squirrel!

I edited a tl;dr down to: To borrow a line from MPHG: "I'm NOT dead yet!" Thanks to everyone for caring. I'm peddling as fast as I can and expect to return as @YetAnotherSQL@Noc.social by May. If Twitter still exists I'll probably return to it too.

.@TimothyDSnyder is a preeminent expert on democracy. When he sounds the alarm on threats we haven't fully addressed, we should all listen. Read this piece. https://t.co/BBZwnoWdEJ

I'm excited to announce that I'm now working for Kent Corporation! https://t.co/VllQgShmCm Both Kent Corporation and I still have great relationship with @InvoltaLLC and I recommend Involta as both employers and as service providers.

Darn you @LucyBledsoe !!! Now you have me waiting rather impatiently for March 7, 2023. As if I didn't have enough on my plate already!!!

My schedule is a problem today. I just closed my "move" ring in Apple Fitness+. It is set to 12. That is bad.

I think that @BuckWoodyMSFT has a point. He should do both!

Insanity can be hereditary. You can get it from your children.

I want Ted Cruz's daughter to know that more than half of the United States and the overwhelming majority of the world support her ability to make choices for herself. Because she isn't an adult yet, her parents still control parts of her life. I support her!

I might have just stumbled over the perfect game for #SQLFamily events! https://t.co/ksPDBwgOjO @KristinaDMishra needs to pay special attention. This could be used in other entertainments too!

Retweet if you were part of one of those tiny first 4 bars. [source: https://t.co/HVLzywRjRM]

This is mind-blowing and truly wonderful! A full holiday buffet on the Brooklyn bound L Train! Thanks to @ValaAfshar for sharing this. I would never have heard of it otherwise!