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Was utdcynical / yanitedcynical. We go again and I’ll keep this one I promise. Make sure you follow for the very best Ten Hag slander 👍 . Retweets are great appreciated 🤝
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Went from trophyless in 6 years to trophyless in 7 years 🔥.
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All this for a sprained ankle…
🚨⚠️ Manchester United tests confirm that Antony suffered a sprained ankle. Brazilian winger will surely miss the next game vs West Ham.
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Ugarte unreal thug. He headbutted Havertz ffs what a bloke.
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He’s screaming “I told you” after he scores his first goal in 22 games against the worst side in the Prem 😂😂😂😂.
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Varane’s greatest achievement isn’t winning 15+ careers trophies, it’s making Lisandro look like a good centre-back.
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Can’t believe I used to run an agenda on this bloke. What a guy.
"The manager and physio say that I need to relax and rest, but I say no. When I die I will have a lot of time to lay down and rest." . Despite record-breaking minutes played each season, Bruno Fernandes is still raring to go 🔥. 🎙 @Becky_Ives_ | 📺 @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK
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Goldbridge with zero negative tweets all season about a £70m Man United striker that hasn’t scored in 18 games. It’s so obvious who leaks him info.
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The way he shamelessly doesn’t give Ronaldo any credit because he embarrassed him on national TV is hilarious.
"Besides Thierry Henry, the best foreign player we've seen in the Premier League.". @Carra23 on Kevin De Bruyne's ranking in PL history 💫
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Ten Hag is simply not allowed another job in football. He played ANTONY and FORSON over Amad for two years.
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Dunked on Jones yet again
do people really think mainoo is better than curtis jones.
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You’re lying to yourself if you don’t see what’s going on with this ‘fan channel’ btw
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Just remembered that Arsenal are 6 years without a trophy.
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Pogba, Martial and Rashford all kept this club afloat during our worst times and they’re all leaving in the cruelest way possible….
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Zero tweets from UnitedStand employees about a certain someone again
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It’s lowkey embarrassing that Carragher hasn’t issued a public apology to Casemiro.
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I’m sorry but £50m for Garnacho is embarrassing. This is a 20 year old who has scored in cup finals, numerous big game contributions and has 13 G/A in 18 90s this season. If we were signing him it would be £80/90m.
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“That was a tough chance for Hojlund. He still gets no service.”
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Great to see we haven’t learnt from our mistakes. We will sign Delap, he will struggle to break 10 league goals and we’ll be talking about potential again.
🚨🎖️| Victor Osimhen is NOT on Manchester United’s agenda for this summer. #MUFC [@David_Ornstein, @NBCSports]
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20 G/A in 38 games for Garnacho but this fanbase want him sold for a shiny new wingback from Serie A.
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The last two 180 minutes of football Salah has played should be enough to know Salah vs Ronaldo in the Prem in a nonsense debate. He can get as much G/A as he wants, he doesn’t come close to Ronaldo.
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Quality performance to remind everyone that’s he’s still unbelievable and a few average games following injury doesn’t change that 👍.
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Sky Sports deleted that Henry/Yoro clip and rightly so. Disgusting excuse of ‘punditry’.
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Casemiro-Ugarte with 3 CBs sat behind them. I despise this manager. Mainoo is right there.
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Garnacho has ‘accidentally’ liked tweets slandering managers/teammates about five times, he seriously needs to grow up.
Told that Alejandro Garnacho’s tweet like was accidental and he’s now unliked the tweet.
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“Hojlund gets no service” . NO HE IS JUST RUBBISH.
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Ten Hag’s arguably built the worst ever squad of a top side. £700m spent uno.
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I can’t believe we’ve fallen this badly. We used to have world class players like this and a likeable squad.
Pogba: "That's why we bought him." . Ibra: "Bought him? I came for free." . I miss this bromance, man.
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7/19 wins for Amorim but he’s shown Rashford standards 🔥.
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This is so pathetic man. You can’t even coach a team to have more than one shot on target a game but all you can do is talk rubbish about Rashford.
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I’ve lost all hope for the future of this fanbase. Grown men chanting at Goldbridge.
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“Big up the source”
Rasmus starts and Luke Shaw not even in the squad. Big up to those who watched the morning show and big up the source.
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Yep. Your boy Rasmus Hojlund. 2 goals all season and he’s played 28 games 👍.
Hate to say it but I fear favouritism maybe holding us back again. Certain players seem to be able to play shit and stay on week after week.
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Ten Hag’s obsession with Garnacho needs to be studied. Why is it always Rashford coming off.
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Forget the Glazers or INEOS. We need to protest against Hojlund.
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Rashford when Amorim tries subbing him on tonight
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WHAT A SHOCK. Goldbridge comes out of his shell to talk about Hojlund when he scores. A grand total of zero tweets about his recent performances / lack of goals.
What a finish! Rasmus! Rasmus! Rasmus!.
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United fans have been brainwashed by INEOS man. £180k is normal for a player you’d expect to be your main man for 5/6 years. If he left, every club in Europe would want him 👍.
#mufc have held fresh contract talks with Kobbie Mainoo. Mainoo’s representatives want a pay rise to £180,000-a-week plus bonuses. United are hopeful of convincing him that his long-term future is at the club and reaching a compromise [@ChrisWheelerDM, @NathSalt1]
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What he did to this day still annoys me so much. He should be United’s best player by far right now.
🚨🔵 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Marseille have qualified for the UEFA Champions League next season! ✈️🇪🇺. Mason Greenwood's 85th minute goal put Marseille 2-1 up against Le Havre! Gouiri then scored in 90+9' to wrap it up. ✅
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United fans are thick because this isn’t a bad video. He’s a 20 year old kid who can generate chances for fun. Once the finishing clicks even just a bit >.
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Arsenal had zero shots on target with their feet.
I’m annoyed we didn’t smoke these guys. Scoreline is respectable for them considering where they are right now.
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It’s really, really embarrassing that Amorim isn’t under pressure. Even if he wins EL, his job should be at risk. He’s got 6 wins in 23 games, we’re lucky not to be in the relegation spots. Even the Wolves manager came in after him and has won more points without ‘his players’.
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utdscope runs my old account utdcynical and tweets about himself 🤣🤣🤣
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Zirkzee waved bye to the Arsenal fans then hit his celebration 🤣🤣🤣 . He’s got a fan in me now.
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Any United line-up without Mainoo should just be laughed at tbh.
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When Amorim came off, we were 4 points off third place. We’re now 15th and have 6 wins in 24 games. You cannot simply tell me this squad is relegation level bad idc.
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Goldbridge’s last 5/6 tweets about Hojlund. Zero negativity. He doesn’t even hide his connections with him
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He’s genuinely disrespecting the club more and more in each interview. You don’t support United if you back him.
"When you take two points at Porto and Fenerbahçe away, it shows we are a team that's hard to beat.". Erik ten Hag is taking positives from Man United's start in the Europe League 📈. 🎙 @DannyJamieson
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Don’t know how much longer I can pretend Garnacho is good at the sport.
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Amorim hasn’t shown a single thing across the last six months that justifies us giving him £200m in the summer.
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Hopefully we’ve learnt from Ten Hag in the summer. Even if he wins the EL, he should be sacked.
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Blokes want ‘Liam Delap’ over this. I’m laughing.
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I can’t believe United let these lot have tier one access to the club. They have partnerships with players to actively run agendas on other players and contribute to causing a toxic environment.
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I can’t believe Amorim pushed Rashford out but relentlessly starts Hojlund/Garnacho every week.
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Hojlund is defo the worst striker post SAF. At least Weghorst had decent link-up play and work rate.
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Our best CB post SAF and it isn’t close.
Throwback to Raphaël Varane’s last game for Manchester United. Never forget that he put his body on the line to play this match for us.
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It’s a real shame how fast United fans have given up on Garnacho tbh.
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Remember how much Lukaku got meme’d at United for his first touch? Hojlund’s is MILES worse.
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I think it will be a very long time before we have a striker of this quality again. Just like Pogba, very underrated because this fanbase doesn’t understand football 👍.
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What a strange bloke that Faz guy is. Waits for players two hours after kick off to give them ‘feedback’ like he’s a three times Ballon d’Or winner.
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It will be sad to see but if/when Rashford is subbed on tonight, Old Trafford will definitely boo him.
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This isn’t a United manager. You see him like this every game. He’s meant to inspire the team and lead, but he’s the opposite.
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Garnacho man. We used to have Rashford, Martial and Pogba on counters….
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Love how you’re ignoring Hojlund’s performance AGAIN 😭😭😭
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INEOS are nasty. Briefing this contract stuff about Kobbie so this thick fanbase turn on him and accept the incoming £70m sale.
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Smart from Amorim to beef Rashford when we now have two forwards for the rest of the season.
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Ten Hag’s treatment of Amad is an absolute disgrace.
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If Hojlund starts the Europa final, sack him on the spot.
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I can’t believe real people pay actual money to watch Goldbridge spread Hojlund prop live.
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I’m not surprised Wenger doesn’t attend games anymore. Imagine his seeing the once great club play like Stoke on steroids.
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Just watched a Dorgu comp and this brother looks so mid.
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If we lose this game, Amorim would’ve won 14 out of 42 points in the Prem. United fans will act like you’re mental if you lack belief in him though.
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Hojlund has won 2/9 duels. You wouldn’t believe this bloke is 6’3.
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Nobody with that nose can play for United man.
Right now the focus is Cunha then Delap but after that the priority signing for Man Utd needs to be a CM. We should be all over Wharton/ Stiller.
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Best club in the world man. We’re the main event no matter how rubbish we are.
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Casemiro lowkey goes down as a cult hero if we win the UEL. If we signed FDJ over him, we wouldn’t have won a single trophy in the last 3/4 years.
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I’ve never seen a worse striker for United than Hojlund.
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Moyes took over Everton in the relegation zone and look at them now. They’re even beating us. Amorim took over us 5 points off the top four and we’re 16th 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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Could’ve signed the likes of Ait Nouri/Kerkez but we’re stuck with Dorgu. Great first signing from Amorim 💪.
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Don’t think you’re a real United fan if you’re excited about Rashford leaving tbh. He’s exactly what this club is about. Academy lad with 150+ goals and 6 trophies. Been through all the tough and high moments with us.
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Ugarte’s dad is subscribed to AmorimEra 🤣🤣 . No wonder he pretends the bloke is good
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As much as I don’t rate Zirkzee, he’s been better than Hojlund this season with much less game time. One is booed off, one is cheered off lol?.
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Just a reminder than Ten Hag wasted a year of Amad’s career to start Antony consistently.
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I’m all for a new stadium if it means the United Stand are banned from this one.
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I’m so bored of these project strikers and banking on potential. Just go grab Osimhen.
#mufc have held more discussions internally over a potential summer move for Ipswich's Liam Delap. He has a £40m release clause if Ipswich get relegated [@ChrisWheelerDM].
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This is a squad that’s just won back-to-back trophies, finished in the top 4 multiple times etc. I’m sorry but the players aren’t this bad. Amorim is out of his depth.
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Zirkzee put Hojlund to shame. Top, top hold-up play when he came on.
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They did listen. Ten Hag was handed £600m that he wasted and made the squad worst. Oh yeah, both you and your pals at UnitedStand pushed to keep him 🤣.
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Yoro really doesn’t get the credit he deserves man. Since his welcome to the PL moment against Southampton, he’s been ridiculously consistent. Still only 19 too.
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INEOS are just scared to admit they made a reactionary and wrong decision by keeping Ten Hag after the FA Cup final. Cowards.
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If you don’t see it with Garnacho, that’s on you 👍.
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You’re genuinely thick if you think this United squad is 17th in the league standard. The manager is also massively underperforming.
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