btw functionally for the US election today you are not picking your "hero" or whatever you are picking your opponent for the next four years because all presidents are bastards and they oppose the working class. you are simply selecting the one you can get the most ground on.

Since apparently the NFL needs some help: How to Handle Overtime with the Kansas City Chiefs

I obviously want the Ravens to win the Super Bowl but I am at the point where I will take literally any team other than the Chiefs winning it this year

Chiefs are gonna win off of a fucking coin toss jesus christ

It is so lame that he had to apologise for this he was fully in the right

Anyone who calls someone a bust in their rookie season should be strapped to a chair and forced to watch the entire 1998 Colts season

Real happy about that trade, we got Diontae for, basically nothing. Still, hope we get some more defensive pieces before the deadline, I mean I appreciate buffing up our receiver room but I really want a good pass rusher before the deadline

I might be the first human being in history to buy Sonic Heroes and a CD of Phil Collins’ No Jacket Required at the same time

Ravens wide receivers anytime Lamar Jackson throws a dot

I should be mad but honestly I knew that’d be a trap game. Our defense can’t catch free picks at all aside from Humphrey who was out, and that’s kinda what you need against a Jameis led offense

NFL teams by how many onside kicks they’ve given up so far this season

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

Ladies and gentlemen, we got em

DET 47 - 9 DAL Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1087th unique final score in NFL history.

That was genuinely the best football game I have ever seen in my entire life until overtime happened in which it immediately became “which team can shit the bed harder”

I’m a Ravens fan and my brother’s a Jets fan and what that means is we’re both coked up on Davante Adams hopium

I’ve currently seen two types of people attending Mare Fair “What? This con isn’t racist! How could you make such a baseless accusation?” And “We are proudly racist and I will be the first person to tell you this!”

Mahomes needing a WR and Tyreek Hill needing a QB boutta have both of em like this

This is a “TEAM” sport I’m not out here satisfied when I threw for 300yds but took a L. If I throw for 50 yds and we WIN, that’s wtf matters. Yall stop commenting on our socials about the yds yall fan duel or parlays ain’t hit 👎🏾

Side note: was also awesome watching Joe Flacco beat the Steelers