Brandon Carney
@BenchwarmerBran
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Sports Content Creator • 900k+ on TikTok • 600k+ on YouTube • UConn Husky • Business 📧: [email protected]
Joined March 2009
A new era for the podcast. “Off the Bench” is now “Bran Coverage” and our recordings will be live on my main YouTube channel, BenchwarmerBran. Join us every Tuesday at 7:30pm ET!. When I started the pod, I was so concerned with getting it off the ground that I didn’t realize how
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At least Rashee Rice went out doing what he loved. Ending a drive with a horrible collision and immediately leaving the scene.
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Mahomes needing a WR and Tyreek Hill needing a QB boutta have both of em like this
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Wave around in front of a car dealership.
If he wasn’t a generational NBA prospect, what does it look like Victor Wembanyama would do for a living
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Ooooohhhh look at me I’m Anthony Richardson I either throw a 70-yard TD or shit my pants ooooooh.
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This has to be the fairest ultimatum of all time. "Beat DANIEL JONES in camp or you're done pal.".
Breaking: The #Colts are expected to sign QB Daniel Jones, per @Schultz_Report. He joins Anthony Richardson.
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“Wow I drafted Jonathan Taylor and De’Von Achane, my RBs are gonna be great all year!”. Week 6:
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THIS WAS 2 YEARS AGO OK HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW 😭.
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She hit the floor (she hit the floor).Next thing you know.Shawty got
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No one cares, go fuck yourself.
Watson said it’s been tough to “block out the bullshit” the last two years.
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The 49ers are gonna put Deebo in the backfield, CMC out wide, and Juszczyk in the slot and it’s gonna be sick and then Jimmy’s gonna underthrow Aiyuk by 4 yards for an INT.
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Joe Milton is like if prime Aroldis Chapman did coke and tried to play QB.
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Stop this. The lottery was created to discourage tanking in the NBA which. A. It hasn't done and .B. Isn't a problem in the NFL. No one thought the Titans, Browns, or Giants were tanking last year. They were just ass.
Adam Schefter: NFL Draft Lottery would be a “home run.”.
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The only reason this would be true is because YOU GUYS (the media) have created an environment where if the Lakers aren’t great you act like the sport is dying. Only thing they’re saving is you guys from having to learn how to do your jobs and cover small market teams.
"Right now, the Los Angeles Lakers are saving the NBA." 😯 . @KendrickPerkins is excited about the potential matchups in the NBA playoffs this season 👀
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Taylor Rapp plays like the guardian cap is one of those invincibility stars from the Mario games.
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Anyone that said Shedeur would be the 2nd QB drafted to the Browns was technically correct.
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UConn has won a ring every year that we’ve been together. Had to lock down my good luck charm by giving her one too. You’re stuck now. I love you @lexannakay ❤️
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Someone in this league didn't realize that Jonathan Taylor was a keeper for another team, and. well.
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I keep hearing that these two have beef?? As a Patriots fan that’s super concerning but hopefully they can hash it out before the season
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Having a graduation photo with your own number hanging in the background is some baller shit
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I don’t care how many kids camps he runs, Tyreek Hill is not a good person.
Sketch done played all yall 😂.
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This was not a planned photo op. I was taking a pic of my mom in front of this wall that @FightOwensFight vandalized earlier and then he popped out of nowhere and jumped in the pic. At this point she didn’t even notice him yet. Wtf 😂
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Dan Hurley turns down the Lakers, but why would he do such a thing???. Oh, right.
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I understand the Patriots were terrorists for two decades. I get it. I really do. But they never won this many games in such irritating fashion in one season.
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You can’t make this shit up…
Final vote on the proposed ban of the Tush Push, per sources: 22-10. At least 24 votes were needed to ban The Tush Push.
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The unthinkable finally happened, and it's left the entire world asking:. Why did John Cena turn heel???. #WWE #WWEChamber #WWERaw
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Brady’s only Super Bowl weakness is goofy white boys that have no business being there. Give me Gardner Minshew.
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Wait Josh Allen actually just broke the record for QB fantasy points in a game holy fuck 😂.
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I’m so confused why anyone would use this most recent draft lottery as a jumping-off point for an “NFL should do this” take. The Mavs getting the #1 pick was ass. No one outside of Dallas wanted that outcome. And you’re choosing NOW to say MORE sports should adopt that system?.
The #NFL is the most successful sports league in American history. Here is a way it can become even better. @GetUpESPN
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One thing about Patrick Mahomes is if he’s gonna lose a Super Bowl he’s gonna fuckin LOSE
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You mean to tell me Paul George can get traded for 97 1st round picks but Luka is only worth 1 and a 31-year-old AD??? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
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Put the Steelers on Hard Knocks and do it RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
Bears are trading Justin Fields for a 2025 6th-round pick that goes to a 4th-round pick based on playtime, per sources.
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Paying Daniel Jones over Saquon Barkley may go down as the single worst non-trade roster decision in NFL history.
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I think I speak for everyone on the Brandon Aiyuk saga when I say:. We're over it
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I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!!.
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Dawg I bought tickets to a random Smackdown because it came to Denver and the FUCKING ROCK IS HERE???
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Ben Johnson has certainly had an eventful 48 hours. How do we think he'll do as the Bears new head coach?
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The Eliminated QB Club 2025 Finale - Mahomes returns for the first time in 3 years
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Wait a minute… if the Jags win today… then that means…
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Before WWE Elimination Chamber gets underway, the participants have a little chat. Who will come out on top and face Cody Rhodes at WrestleMania 41?
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What if instead of Sonic and Knuckles we called Jahmyr Gibbs and David Montgomery "Chicken and Noodle" because they're the main ingredients in Campbell's offensive soup. The intrusive thoughts made me tweet this.
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Ja’Marr Chase after being on Busts Anonymous last week
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Stefon Diggs gets traded to the Texans. Houston, he's your problem now.
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Yeah we can put the GOAT talk on ice for the foreseeable future. Brady’s SB losses were by 3, 4, and 8. Mahomes’ losses are by 22 and 18 with one of those coming AGAINST Tom?. Wrap it up. Not my GOAT.
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Every snap Russ takes convinces me more and more that Fields must have fucked Mike Tomlin’s wife.
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No see it’s not a delay of game because it’s the Chiefs. Hope that helps.
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1 like and I’ll do a longform skit of every QB’s thoughts on the 2024 season.
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I didn’t realize it until now but it’s wild that Jayden Daniels might already be the best QB in the NFC.
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I *love* the implication that Undertaker, who had absolutely no role in the Bloodline story, was just so fed up with them like the rest of us that he said “Alright nah fuck you we’re not doing this anymore”.
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You just know the football gods are cooking up the most irritating, obnoxious way for the Chiefs to win yet another game they have no business winning.
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After making quite possibly the craziest trade in NBA history, one question remains. Why the f*** would the Mavs trade Luka Doncic
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Sam Darnold going to a team with no OL and one real WR what could go wrong.
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The Seahawks can make the playoffs with Baker Mayfield and I don’t care what anyone says.
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People can say what they want about this Bears-Texans game having no real players but Tyson Bagent vs Davis Mills is exactly the type of Thursday Night Football game we end up getting at least 3-4 times during the regular season. Lock in baby, football’s back.
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How I imagine people who are already bored of CFB 25. STOP PLAYING ONLINE
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Everyone pray for the 49ers. Ain't nothing wrong with 'em they just got ROCKED by free agency
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The Chiefs have resorted to manipulating the weather so they can plausibly forfeit and keep the Bengals out of the playoffs . WHEN WILL IT STOP!.
Kansas City International Airport is currently closed due to icy weather conditions. The Chiefs are reportedly stranded at the airport, unable to depart for Sunday’s game in Denver, per @FOS
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“Ah yes time to watch some football to escape from thinking about my 9 to 5… oh come on!”
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Just to be clear no one actually thought AB ran his own Twitter account right.
In today’s episode of college basketball never disappoints:. A UCF staffer allegedly runs Antonio Brown’s twitter account.
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Ravens are thanking their lucky stars Tucker was ass this year so they didn’t have to make a decision based strictly on morality.
Ravens released kicker Justin Tucker. After drafting kicker Tyler Loop, the organization continues to insist it is a “football decision.”
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OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD. THERE IS NO SHOT. ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ZERO.
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A nation’s hope lies with Josh Allen. Go get em buddy.
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What an absolutely shocking development.
#Dolphins WR Tyreek Hill was part of a domestic matter involving his wife, per police records. No arrest was made.
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Playstation Network down on a Friday night? Welcome to Trump’s America smh.
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EVERYONE STAY CALM. (BUT THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME).
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Just found out the Raiders were the only team to have both a 1,000 yard WR and 1,000 yard TE this season. I’m going to bed.
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Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen know exactly what's at stake this Sunday. Who ya got?
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After watching the first few episodes of Receiver on Netflix, I've reached one conclusion. Amon-Ra St. Brown is insane. In the best way possible.
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WWE Skit update! Thank you guys ❤️
Before WWE Elimination Chamber gets underway, the participants have a little chat. Who will come out on top and face Cody Rhodes at WrestleMania 41?
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NFL coaches that need to be launched into the sun:
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Everything about this notification makes me unfathomably angry
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The Eliminated QB Club welcomes Jayden Daniels and Josh Allen. Who do we root for in the Super Bowl now?
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The Fantasy Football Busts of Week 1. Welcome back to Busts Anonymous.
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Fun fact, UConn has literally its best recruiting class of all time coming in next year. 3 McDonald’s All-Americans. Only year we’ve ever had more than one was 2000. We’ll be back 🙂.
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My grandma really tried to hit me with the “What do you think of Trump now that he saved Tiktok? Man of the people!” and I told her flat out he still sucks and I don’t need TikTok to earn a living anymore. Good try tho grams 😂.
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The Jets fire Robert Saleh. Because he was TOTALLY the problem
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Liam Coen is the Jaguars new head coach. A.) What the hell just happened?. B.) Did he make the right move?
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Alright, that’s enough. Who the hell is this chick 😂.
Jordon Hudson, Bill Belichick's girlfriend, reportedly wanted to be "heavily involved" in the production of UNC's appearance on 'Hard Knocks'
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It's been an eventful day for NFL free agency, but the lead-up was even crazier.
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The field is set, so it's time for the 2025 AFC Playoff Picture. Who will come out of the AFC this year?
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*tears achilles behind terrible offensive line*. *wants to return with less than 100% achilles behind same offensive line*
Surely there is no possible way this could go wrong and it’s totally worth it with those 1% playoff chances.
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@PalmerDesigns_ @FF_Schmuck Honestly it takes an extra level of incompetence to make that mistake. It’s not like JJ was sitting at the top of the rankings.
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@PatMcAfeeShow @mlombardiuncgm @Belichick_B @ChuckPaganoNFL Hey Pat I make stupid NFL skits and would love to chat with you on the show one day. 574k on YouTube 955k on TikTok etc etc but that’s not important. Big fan of you guys and always here if you need someone 🫡.
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I am BEGGING some team to hire Steve Spagnuolo as their head coach. We need to get this man off the Chiefs I’ve had enough 😭.
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