Workaholics Quotes
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"Curses are very real. As you know I've been cursed, with like a very huge long wiener." -Blake.
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"In the middle of the night, I woke up to a screetch. And I'm not talking about Dustin Diamond." -Jillian.
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Adam: "I thought I was your man." .Ders: "No, no, you're my dude. Blake's my man.".
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Adam: "I thought I was your number one." .Alice: "Yeah, well right now your acting like a number two.".
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"Do you even know how many naps we've taken today? I'll tell you, Alice. Three." -Blake.
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Jillian: "Don't you patronize me!" .Blake:"How would I patronize you when I don't even know what that means!".
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RT @UncleBlazer: Watch Workaholics tonight me and @jilliandeltoro reaaaaally tried to win dramatic Emmys with this one.
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"The sweetest revenge is living well, Darius Rucker said it so you know it's real" -Ders.
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Blake: "You just occasionally smoke weed." .Adam: "Except for every day and at night, also.".
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“Regret-cancer, ‘cause that’s a real thing. My aunt died from it—she regretted smoking all her life.” -Adam.
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" I do not act like a bitch. I am a bitch. A bad, bad bitch, you bitch." -Alice.
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