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Dad Jokes and Death Metal.
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All I can think of when I see this
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Stoked for you @essendonfc 🧡
Andrew Dillon: “If you win a wildcard game, that will be a finals win.” @7NewsMelbourne @7AFL
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This is exactly why 'The Last Jedi' was the best film of the sequel trilogy.
@om2kool @MrCoopersVideo To each their own. It’s just hipster to hate on TLJ because it subverted expectations. And that’s why it’s BALLER.
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I'm just excited to see the shittiest people on this app absolutely crash out tonight
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watching cuomo get his just deserts. you ran an evil campaign and got boosted by trump and musk. even with sliwa’s votes you would have lost. get fucked
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@KamalaHarris sorry for your loss kamala this must be a really hard day for you and the wider war criminal community
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Weird way to commemorate Dick Cheney’s death, but credit where it’s due people have forgotten what he did.
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This is going to be the best day on the internet since Kissinger died.
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Shoutout to Eminem, Dick Cheney’s heart problem was indeed complicated
#BREAKING 🚨 Former US vice-president Dick Cheney has died from complications of pneumonia and cardiac and vascular disease, aged 84 In a statement, Cheney's family said he was surrounded by his wife Lynne, daughters Liz and Mary, and other family members
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I love that this is how I found out Dick Cheney died.
Dick Cheney is shooting his friends in the face in hell now
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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Good thing the IDF don’t know which hospital it is or they’d try and bomb it
This Slovakian pro-Pal just had an emergency c-section and the first thing she did was drape her newborn in a keffiyeh. I worry for these people.
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Bro that is Marcus Bontempelli
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There it is, the funniest thing I'll see today.
KAMALA HARRIS: I believe he [Biden] was fully competent to serve. JON STEWART: Do you really? HARRIS: Yeah, I do. STEWART: That surprises me, actually. HARRIS: No, I do. But there's a distinction to be made between running for president and being president. STEWART:
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What kind of tattoo parlour would do a nazi tattoo? *sees 'Croatia'* Okay that checks out.
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