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⚡️ Gposes
⚡️ Obsessed with my WoL and WoLship
⚡️ Shitposts
⚡️ Riol Propaganda
⚡️ Writing sometimes
🚫 Minors Begone; posts are occasionally NSFW
I am not my WoL and this is not an RP account
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I mean this with as much affection as I have in my heart, but FFXIV housing folk are genuinely terrifying. How do you come up with this stuff, much less make it look so much like the thing it's supposed to
Oh my god wait a sec.
Imagine what new Hildibrand quests will look like with the new face bones. What horrors will the animation team unleash. What expressions of torment will they wring from his face.
I eagerly await with bated breath.
i remember levelling in ffxiv for the first time and reading guides for literally any and all (normal) duties before doing them not wanting to burden anyone, and now when there's new content, i go in blind with a coke zero, a peace sign, and a prayer. as the healer
Day 1 blind alliance is truly blessed. The way everyone scatters like roaches when the kitchen light is turned on at the sight of a new mechanic. The way a lone wolf walks to a corner of the arena and you believe with your whole chest they know something you don't.
(they don't)
A wipe is not the end of the world. Mistakes can and will happen. Stances will be forgotten to be switched on. You might not heal someone in time. People in your party might die and it might be your fault.
It's okay.
ew replay thoughts - one thing i love about this expansion, there seem to be a ton of small, even mundane demonstrations of the goodness of living (twins reuniting with mom, having a coffee with alisae, celebratory meal with friends, being warm together in the cold)
LRT suddenly has me thinking about how like... Even though Moenbryda was definitely hurting about it, she probably saw Urianger off from Sharlayan with a smile anyway and now I am inconsolable at 7:12am
One of my favourite things about FFXIV is that there is such a huge range of characters that ships can easily go from soft and wholesome like Haurchefant/WoL, to nasty and disrespectful like Haurchefant/WoL.
Do you think whenever Urianger felt a little overwhelmed by the Lopporits on the moon, he just did a magic trick, like pulling a coin out of Puddingway's ear and leaving them to Ponder The Coin while he went for a nap
because I do
The culture around m au ra (especially xaela I guess) needs to change so badly. Like have you seen their waists? Something that slim is for grabbing to hold them in place when they're getting back shots. Tell me I'm wrong. You can't.
Beloved Tanks,
On top of mitigation, please also position mobs properly. If they're all in a circle around you, it's not optimal for most jobs' aoes. Nudge slightly to the side and bunch them all up.
Thanks.
Hey SE, I still remember what you did in MSQ to the last cute strong and powerful lady who wielded an axe and I'm just saying, if Wuk Lamat so much as stubs a toe, you'd better sleep with one eye open.
You know what we deserved? Seeing Urianger brushing Bismarck's teeth in ShB. I wanna see him with his dress hiked up and tied at his thighs and maybe with his hair tied up/back
We DESERVED this damnit
THIS IS THE GUY WHO HAS A CANNON POINTED AT MY HOUSE LMFAO WE MEET AT LAST MOTHERFUCKER
(I will say and do nothing because it's a harmless decoration that does not affect me whatsoever it's just funny)
Stop fkn using chatbots jfc. If I see you take a stand against Al art but then turn around and make the funny character Al bot say something I'm going to be under your bed
Calling Urianger a sorcerer or a wizard or anything of that sort has him immediately beaming. Like full on childlike glee he fkn loves that shit so much.
I'm sorry lmao I feel this was about some of the captions I see in gposes that land on my for you page. I struggle to take any of then seriously, my bad I'm sorry
I finally find a room in Thanalan that has only one bed in it, and it's got an NPC in there grieving for her dead son. Like ma'am I'm really sorry for your loss but *gets my carbuncle out*
have you eaten? (i love you). did you get enough sleep last night? (i love you). how do you feel today? (i love you). did you have a nice day? (i love you). will you come on a walk with me? (i love you).
Real talk for 2 seconds though before I delve back into shitposting, but like. For the Urianger shippers, can you even imagine the kind of stress he was under for the entirety of Mt Gulg? He knew everything hinged on what happened on top of that mountain.
Remembering that Aymeric accepted the position of Lord Speaker for House of Lords at Charlemend's behest, and I hope it went like this everyday for two weeks until Aymeric gave up.