31 trips around the sun 🎂🎉🥳🎊

Andrew Vaughn mashes a 2-run #SpringTraining home run 😤

As someone terrified of heights, the Hoover Dam was not my best decision

https://t.co/E798Toys9F

21 miles in 3 days on my tiny legs has nearly put me in an early grave

My idea of motherhood is being an aunt.

Anyone still in Milan I have a new Olympic event it just dropped it’s called find the nearest American hockey player, take his phone, chuck it as far as you can into a snowbank, and then punch him in the face. Whoever cries the hardest wins I guess

I can’t believe I forgot to share this but last night when I was walking down the strip there was a guy singing and playing guitar on a patio and you guys, GUESS what he was playing 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

I’ll tell you what, the hockey lesbians would have pantsed Kash Patel if he’d entered their dressing room

i vote we let ilona maher handle the men's team

my 2 weeks of patriotism are about to be over and i won’t be touching the “🦅🇺🇸” emojis or feeling an ounce of patriotism again until summer 2028 thank you for a lovely time team usa but it’s now back to fuck this country <3 https://t.co/i4oHBKGKSD

LMFAO

the concept of our FBI director being a puck bunny

Me rn. Crazy behavior from men who all look like something created in a horrible lab accident

Honestly it’s worked for me

Fuck every man involved in this. Just sickening.

USA men’s team wins their first gold medal in 40 years and the first thing they do is go back to the locker room and party with Kash fucking Patel

Vacation weight doesn’t actually count

The littlest oyster I have ever seen. It’s so tuuuuuute

He has a very particular facial phenotype. Like the kind where it looks he should be engaging in musket warfare for the Union at Gettysburg

This is one of the coolest social media clips I have ever seen Well done @Brewers