Cornelius Seabreeze
@Will_Brenner
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This is my unprofessional account. So I can say bad words like darn and gosh dang it and fuck!
Boston, MA
Joined August 2012
Is it even possible to fail a class if you're the only student? Try being a professor and telling the board you had a 100% failing rate.
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50 Shades of Grey, more like 50 Shades of Hey, who supports this crap?
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I guess I missed the memo. Change and innovation is bad, guys. Just stop what you're doing and go… http://t.co/i5R9fWtomU
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A wild Shia LaBeouf appears! feat. Starfire #ActualCannibal
http://t.co/Vy3PBIj5K0
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From a live stream of a concert I was in a while back. Who was Guest 34? It remains one of life's greatest mysteries. http://t.co/O0RWpoFFFz
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"More kids die in tuba cases than in shark attacks every year." #fact
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Shit, who left the gamer gate open? They all got out and now they're tweeting all over the place.
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Let's play a game. Every time Digital Performer crashes, take a drink. Every time it doesn't crash, drink anyway, because why not?
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First rule of the mbta: the train you want will always arrive last.
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@David_of_1892 Video Game Orchestra did an arrangement of "D4: Dark Dreams Don't Die" and those are some of the lyrics haha
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HUMOR TIP: Once you've told all your jokes replace your friends and family.
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Making a plan to grow a beard is the best kind of plan in that you're planning to not do things.
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If only I'd realized before that when they tell everyone to move to the back of the train, that includes me! Wow! /s #mbta
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Prince Hawkcat will return in The Avengers 2! Look for him in the scene where a security guard throws Prince Hawkcat off set.
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TO ALL THE PEOPLE TALKING BEHIND MY BACK: Please talk in front of my back. Thank you.
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New Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire remakes means a remastered soundtrack that sounds amazing instead of like cheap midi. Can't wait!
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