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always on the verge of deactivating. tela apologist. 🇵🇷🇵🇭

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@WifexOfxAgony
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I love this tiktok girl who purposefully DJs poorly. The transition was so bad she had to go off camera to laugh.
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When she says she listens to Steve Lacy
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Industry plant and inflated numbers lol nothing new
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Johann Sebastian Bach has surpassed 8 million monthly listeners on Spotify.
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TikTok said they never seen an Indian stud before and she had to explain that it’s only for Black lesbians, so they came up with a new name: HIMDIAN
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@REDSEASHAWTY Halfway out of her seat about to break her neck. Act like you’ve been here before!!!!
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LMAO IS MADLIB IN THIS??
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I’m so glad so many of you think my dad is hot but I regret to inform you he was murdered 23 years ago. He’s looking down from heaven rubbing his hands together like Birdman tho.
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My pops and me ❤️❤️ his handsome face
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Will never understand traffic not caused by accidents. Just drive.
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I wonder how these rappers feel when you’re projecting this sense of being overlooked/underrated onto them. This record has been out for 4 days.
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Mick Jenkins dropped one of the most overlooked albums of 2023 man… Just 27 minutes long with elite writing, beautiful introspection, and features from JID, Benny The Butcher, Freddie Gibbs, and Vic Mensa Don’t sleep on this project 👏
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I think about this once a week
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worst bar you’ve ever heard?
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Her MIND
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Zack Fox is the greatest rapper in the world
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4 months
he delivers a funny and charming anecdote and shoehorns in a lazy trans joke. zero effort.
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The very first joke in Dave Chappelle's new special, The Dreamer, is about the ridiculousness of being pressured to go along with the lies of transgenderism.
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People need to understand that Rick comes from a time where producer meant something different in a lot of cases. He was there to get a good performance out of you and supervise the process. Engineers and mixers handled what we now view as a producers job. His style is still…
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Always thought he was a fraud
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And perhaps my favorite interaction was the time I interviewed Vince Staples. I have only been nervous to interview people 3 times in my life. Interview was short but went smoothly. I ended it explaining how grateful I am to have spoken to him and he says “I appreciate you and I…
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What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?
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Cardi took AP history in high school, went to college to study history, and even her former teacher defended her when Cardi went viral during the election. I adore her!
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Cardi B talking about her love for FDR and Eleanor Roosevelt
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Speaking of rap beef, remember when Bone Thugs dissed Memphis in an interview so the city came together to diss them? Tommy Wright III made the most obscene diss track that accused them of begging Eazy E to sign them, saying he’ll wait until the first so that he can rob them of…
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@WifexOfxAgony
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No one has ever or will ever be as locked in as Opera Steve performing Killa Cam live at the Apollo
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Favorite TikTok account
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Who is ready to see the dopest shirt in the world
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@SHYSUMMER404 My fave Mexico lore is him live tweeting his strategy to bring a gun into Camp Flog Gnaw
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Speaking of locked in, i also wanna shoutout Barrington Levy for this ridiculous performance of “Bad Boyz” with Shyne at The Tunnel (RIP)
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Her laugh kills me
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8 months
We gotta give Abra, Kari Faux, Kilo Kish, and Angel Haze their flowers for their influence.
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Hi everyone. Today, I was laid off from my news editor position at PAPER Magazine. I not only wrote news and supervised our website every day, but I brought incredible writers into the fold who told beautiful stories. I wrote features about everyone from underground rappers to…
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@WifexOfxAgony
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Some folks asking how do I know all of this. Ask him!
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Speaking of rap beef, remember when Bone Thugs dissed Memphis in an interview so the city came together to diss them? Tommy Wright III made the most obscene diss track that accused them of begging Eazy E to sign them, saying he’ll wait until the first so that he can rob them of…
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Every “A&R” I see on here is just tweeting “send me your music” but I never see them out at shows or scouting on the ground??? What happened to that???
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I’m not even sad. I’m pissed. Most music writing now is just thinly veiled PR, most sites don’t push back and challenge trends, and there are few places that champion new and innovative artists. Pitchfork built that trust w their audience which is such a feat, and it’s because of…
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The white girl who listens to Griselda can’t save you
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Eric Andre, Ali G (and all of SBC’s subsequent work), Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Tom Green’s work, and Between Two Ferns
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These “awkward” interviews all bit off of Ziwe.
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@partsofchris This gonna be me when I finesse my elsewhere DJ set slot
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Sampling isn’t unoriginal. Being able to identify a good sample and chop it up/mix it/isolate it/etc is a talent. It’s one thing to hear a part of a song that’s good. It’s another thing to then give it new life. Can’t believe we still wanna see sampling as a cop out.
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Dalek, B L A C K I E, Saul Williams, the Def Jux roster, ffs even The Bomb Squad’s production helped pave the way for a lot of what we describe as the “Yeezus sound,” even before Death Grips was a point of reference.
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Old man Gerard way @ when we were young fest #mychemicalromance #mcr don’t repost w out permission
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@calebcat23 I can’t watch battle rap sometimes bc i get secondhand embarrassment.
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Royce:
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He was more of an executive producer. I think he’s sarcastic here. He’s always been open about his lack of technical skill and his style isn’t for everyone, but he’s not a hack. If he was, he wouldn’t have been attached to some of the most influential records of all time.
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The Game is 43. A grown fucking man. A grown, mature, tax paying man.
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Losing my actual shit. Hayley Williams brought out Lil Uzi to perform Misery Business.
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RIP Kurt Cobain you would’ve loved Young Thug
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So I just interviewed a huge Japanese rockstar and it became so intensely emotional as we bonded over death and depression and music. At the end of our chat, he hugged me and the room gasped because I guess he hates hugs??
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@cryst6l When you feel the battery dying and try to force yourself to finish
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@WrittenByHanna now that’s a MAN
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Half those blues and funk musicians were doing punk before we even had a word for punk. To say Black culture didn’t have a direct influence on punk, especially thru the lens of the music as inherently political, is insane. Even most of the white punk OGs will cite Motown and…
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"Without Black culture, hardcore wouldn’t even exist": Zulu are calling for unity and cultural recognition in the modern alternative scene
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@FATMANKEY Now why they got them teaming up??????
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@TybuddLewis818 @freauxmama So many men be like “why give it if you’re not interested” and this is exactly why. I was a teenager and gave my number to an older man once bc I was worried he’d stalk me bc he asked while I was at my job.
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Exactly what I wanted from Blink 182’s Coachella set.
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@MsRegularrMimi Butch or masc! Iirc she calls herself masc.
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There’s only one answer
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what’s the most random linkup ever
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Much love to @Quadeca and congrats on the special album. Glad to know you ❤️ stream IDMTHY, a special feat in storytelling as he works his way through grief, sadness and anger.
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all the musicians are broke tho
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Music industry revenue has hit an all-time high with $8.4 BILLION in the first half of the year, @RIAA reports. 84% of the revenue ($7 BILLION) comes from streaming which increased 10.3% from last year.
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Straight alpha males are having a meltdown bc their made up idea that women only want to fuck muscular, hairless, skinny men is being directly disproven in Rainey’s comments and now they’re running out of excuses for why bitches won’t fuck them
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Fellas, this how we comin for the fall or nah? 😂😭👀
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Also if you’re the bitch that shot my daddy, I know you’re still out there and I hope karma gets your ass. Amen.
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Pls talk to me nice. I was Megan thee Stallion’s intro into rolling stone while I was a junior in college. I had to BEG RS to let me interview her. Meg even told me she was so surprised. Day after the interview dropped, she hit a million followers. She was on the cover 2 years…
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she even had to fucking turn off replies because she KNOWS yall will keep posting porn under her shit. we have to reevaluate how we are treating her. did she even consent to that too?
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I’m so heartbroken anybody that kno me knows I wouldn’t do no goofy sht like that 💔😢
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Isn’t it fun when you can talk music with people who actually listen to music?
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Bobbi’s schtick is old, unoriginal, and not funny. She lingers too much on the indifference. Hate her.
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“I couldn’t google you, you’re not there yet” LMFAOOO WHY OFFSET READ HER DOWN😭😭😭😭
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@REDSEASHAWTY ATP a more affective method would just be to start crying over the receipt loudly
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Then you have Three 6 Mafia who formatted their diss like an interview of their own, taking turns answering how they’d kill Bone Thugs. Here’s my fave Gangsta Boo verse.
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@jejesjesijessi He’s such a beautiful man. He’s very intentional with everything he says and does. You’ll never catch him saying or doing anything he doesn’t mean or won’t stand by. Probably the most self assured person I’ve ever met.
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The girl who listens to MF DOOM definitely can’t save you
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Three years since we lost our dearest SOPHIE. I was working a night shift when the news came in, and within minutes I got an email asking if I could write about her. My first of many eulogies, and a crushing loss I still feel.
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@1963Sugaree @imnotclip Kids play dress up dude
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Viper being arrested for being a sex pest kidnapper checks out. That man has preyed on countless women over the years, myself included when I was only 16. Prayers to everyone affected.
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New @xdannyxbrownx and @jpegmafia premiering at @TheSmokersClub today. Stay tuned for the album.
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Remember when Rick Ross ignored all safety guidelines and cut a tree down by himself with nothing but a cowboy hat, a chainsaw and some determination.
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Funniest Rapper Alive
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A few weeks ago, I mustered up the courage to have lunch with one of my favorite rappers of all time. The resulting conversation was beautiful, raw and intimate. From ethical nonmonogamy to raising children, we did it all. @FreddieGibbs , thank you.
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Found the proof.
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Is it just me or is 35 not even bad
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. @brittanyrennerr admits to having sex with 35 men, leaving @ShannonSharpe speechless.
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The same man dissing journalists wrote this review. If this came across my desk, we’d need a complete overhaul. Leave this to the professionals.
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ALBUM REVIEW: Gunna - A Gift & A Curse what’s the best song on the album?
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Did you listen to Kelela’s Raven last year? It’s one of the most beautiful records of the past year and Rahrah Gabor, the featured artist on “Closure,” needs help. It’s hard being a recording artist out here. Please share this around.
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The cat is out of the bag. Our entire staff was laid off.
Hi everyone. Today, I was laid off from my news editor position at PAPER Magazine. I not only wrote news and supervised our website every day, but I brought incredible writers into the fold who told beautiful stories. I wrote features about everyone from underground rappers to…
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Someone said “at least I still have Lil B” in response to the Viper things. I have some sad news for you.
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8 months
Pleased to announce I’m joining the brilliant team at @highsnobiety as their writing fellow starting next week!!! So excited to work with a place I have such fond memories of.
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jade
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Gambino had it down to a science
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KANATA!
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rappers during the blog era sampling or rapping over indie/alternative rock artists needs to be studied a bit more.
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“they say love’s like a bbl, you wont know if it’s real until you feel one” im going to bed. Drake you’re FORTY.
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jade
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@WrittenByHanna Dude came up to me and said “how much of a discount do you get working here?” I told him, assuming he was going to apply. He then said “can I use it?”
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2 years
Looks like @xdannyxbrownx got his IG back!!
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Always right by his side
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Gangsta Boo was a dear friend of mine, and we connected over our shared experiences with grief. I remember when Princess Loko died, it hit us hard. We finally met IRL in October and it was lovely. She was outspoken, funny, talented and refused to compromise her style.
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jade
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It’s my first day! Send all press emails to jade.gomez @highsnobiety .com :) I’m accepting press releases relating to cool fashion news. Note that I am a writer, not an editor. Love y’all!
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Pleased to announce that starting Monday, I’ll be popping in as a part-time news editor for Complex :)
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2 years
For people who will attempt to explain how traffic works, I do not care. I am gay and I can’t drive.
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@DijahSB Dishwasher solidarity! Filipinos don’t use it either. Instead, it’s used as a drying rack + storage after hand washing. I’ve since learned to use it but can only do it when my grandmother isn’t home because she gets angry with me.
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My two fave Coolio pics. Effortlessly handsome and encapsulated that west coast swag perfectly
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@mnshaw @zephray_wenting @doctorow Incarcerated people still deserve access to entertainment too. Everything is heavily monitored and is subjected to regular searches. They also use these for classes. They’re people too you know.
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These are not children lmfao what is wrong with y’all
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NYC-based musician The Dare faces backlash for using children in disturbing cover for new album
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@andrewskeeee @KamFBaby ok but is it just me who feels like a part of her genuinely loved him? she was doing TOO much for it to be just acting.
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A few months ago, I won a contest to get a free portrait taken with my dog, but my schedule kept pushing it back. The day I went to get it taken was the day I discovered Tyra had stage 4 kidney disease and wasn’t expected to make it. Today, I got our photo back.
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Need a compilation of her trying not to break
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I still can’t believe this opened the damn song
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what’s the craziest bar you’ve ever heard in a rap song
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@thejordansphere Exactly like none of this is new. Watch any interview of people reflecting on working with Rick and they’d agree that him just being in that room pushed them to do shit they didn’t think they’d do. Ffs he got Johnny Cash to cover Soundgarden and Nine Inch Nails.
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A lot of older musicians are coming forward to discuss how lack of hearing protection in their youth has caused irreparable damage to their ears that has only gotten worse with age, even if they stick to protection later on in life. Wear earplugs. Seriously.
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Damon Albarn update: he’s now in a Spider-Man mask
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If you feel bad that my dad is dead, my v3nm0 is jgomez510
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@echap2190 @kimjongkell @MellyOrMelvin @TriniNetEng @BuddyNoLove They really think the bidet is squirting your own poop water back at you for a never ending shit cycle
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jade
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This was exhausting to write. This sentence has been a long time coming and the way that all this has been handled prior to 2019 is shameful. Justice for all the women too afraid to speak. Justice for Aaliyah.
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R. Kelly has been sentenced to 30 years in prison for the charges brought against him in New York in 2019.
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My pops and me ❤️❤️ his handsome face
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@JoeyxRoss
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my dad and me :)
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