What's up with these Biblically accurate happy meals toys. @McDonalds

#gatorlyte its got what drunks crave.

@donttrythis I almost ordered a Shop Apron, but while I appreciate the quality of leather, would you consider making a vegan option? Thanks, https://t.co/8Gk2kRvoza

Everybody worries about pronouncing the L in Salmon but not the B in subtle.

Just Got my portals delivered. @valvesoftware going to sue somebody.

At least make the hole in the "R" churro shaped! Come on.

Let him off and you just encourage him. And the next demagogue.

If anyone deserves a Medal of Freedom it's Colin Kaepernick. From President Biden. Pass it on.

Hey @FoxNews how little news can you show before being legally forced to change your name ?

the "fuck your feelings" crowd sure is expressing a lot of feelings about Parler today

I'm a Marine vet I'm a Democrat I haven't committed sedition I will run against @DevinNunes RT and follow

Imagine how much dirt we are going to uncover now that @gop don't have the power to hide everything.

Fact: More Americans died as a result of the siege on the United States Capitol than in #Benghazi.

#NeverForget @tedcruz

When you join the military there is a question "have you ever been part of an organization that has wanted to violently overthrow the United States government" #Republicans now have to answer "yes".

What combination of government bureaucrats and engineers decided special fasteners were necessary to hold the front plate on the Model S? At least tell me you sell a tesla branded socket. @elonmusk @Tesla

Every tool is a hammer, but some are also spacers. @donttrythis #everytoolsahammer

Taylor Tomlinson on Netflix is hilarious. #quarterlifecrisis @taylortomlinson

I've found the quickest way to shut anyone up on the internet. You just say "please explain".

Something I can guarantee while watching a video: I will not "wait for it".