Lisan Al Gaib
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aspiring writer, speaker, presenter, podcaster. just a guy right now though | | instagram: WhoWouldYouTell
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The death of magazines is something i am sad about at least once a week
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R25 for a packet of Jelly Beans. My people we are in a crisis like we have never seen before
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At this point you can’t help but be impressed
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@fightpaindaily
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As scary as the concept of ghosts are, that’s a beautiful thing
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Rather, I’d be very hacked if my mom went on the run with me.
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You must change
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I’ve found that my life has been so much better when I only deal with myself.
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Parents are really good at being empathetic to everyone else’s situation, besides their actual kids
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Please don’t ever think that just because I didn’t react that I am unaware
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they are perfect for each other. same level of tiredness
Big Sean asked Jhené Aiko would she compete for his love and she told him, “I don’t compete. I complete.”
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Yeses this filter went plat!! It actually might have gone harder than the dog filter
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The fear of being alone makes you more likely to lie to yourself in the pursuit of company and acceptance in a place you might not necessarily need to be in.
Learn to stand alone.
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The key to a successful week is to respect Sunday’s.
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Need someone who appreciates me the same way Conte loves Victor Moses
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You can do anything you want here. Maybe not for long, but you can do it
#DrsNote
We are joined on the show by Dr Matthew Lani to unpack the health implications and dangers of using snuff.
#BetterTogether
#Radio2000
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It’s just happening. It’s not happening to you, it’s just happening
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Really disappointed that okes believe the numbers are being cooked. I’m actually very touched at the lack of thought
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None of this would be possible if okes still had shame
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And that’s fine. We actually don’t need to push forever, If it’s become a lie let’s free each other.
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I pray to God there’s a plan because I refuse for this to be for nothing
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Makes sense
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My number one talent actually
Do you guys ever sit around and imagine a bunch of scenarios that you know will probably never happen in real life
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fathers leave your sons!
Boys who grew up in two parent households always grow up to be the worst, most inconsiderate, narcissistic partners.
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I sincerely hope people stop choosing struggle love.
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I wonder where the okes from Hooked on Books are right now
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Going forward I really hope nobody expects me to be as “understanding” as I’ve been in the past. There’s a threshold that I’ve ignored for a while now, trust me when I say: I’m done with that.
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They’ve gotta restructure the LO lessons, drugs are winning the war :(
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Used to pray for times like this
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I really hate that humour peaks when things are going wrong
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Being lied to is such a strange experience when you aren’t asking for anything.
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I urge you to find out what’s wrong with you so you don’t spend your time making that everyone else’s problem
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The fact that you’re upset doesn’t automatically make you right.
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Imagine you’re at break one day next day you’re in Tanzania, being told to call your mom some other name ⚰️
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I’ve never gone to the club and thought “DAMN! I wish Akon was there”
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You bring out the best of absolutely everyone. There is nobody I can say is like you, there’s nobody I can say cares as much as you do. There’s nobody for you. Vukosi Nkuna.
For me. The best ever. Rest easy my friend
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I promise I will never expect anything you haven’t promised me.
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Why does anxiety feel like you’re dying? What a dramatic symptom. I haven’t even died before so what’s that? Why is that what the brain goes to?
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It’s ridiculous how much you’ll let slide just because you think you know the “real” version of someone
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Yeses friendship slaps. To just have homies? Ahh what a life
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You will not be rewarded because you asked for less.
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I’d be very very touched if my friend told the internet I have no hoes
Good friend is late 30's. In shape, makes over $300k/year, has a condo overlooking a great downtown.
He gets consistently ghosted, ignored for days, or is told after a date or two that "this isn't working."
Modern women are broken.
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Finding the balance between knowing when to cut your losses while still not giving up on things too early is a strange one can’t lie
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The closure that you’re looking for exists only in movies. Just keep it pushing
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Pandemic social media some of the most ridiculous stuff we will ever see.
remember when all the celebrities took responsibility for racism?
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America isn’t real ⚰️
Rapper 2 Chainz describes Biden & Harris as different, transitioning from that into his song “I’m Different.”
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After 25 you can’t lose your voice because you were shouting, have some discipline
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Incredibly happy for all the graduates🎓
That’s that genuinely heartwarming content 🤞🏾
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Incredibly grateful to the people who’ve shown up for me this year
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All the time “real friends” yeses you guys suck
God confirmed all your real friends this year. Let that sink in.
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It’s come to my attention recently that you have to learn contentment. Almost teach yourself to be happy about everything as it is in the present moment
i just want a life where eventually i’m not chasing anything. i want to experience contentment.
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Quarantine breakups must be tough, can’t even hoe through it, you must just sit and be bleak ⚰️
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The importance of focusing on yourself cannot be overstated
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All you can really do is show up in the best way you can everyday. The rest actually isn’t in your hands
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Don't confuse my disinterest in you for me disliking you. I don't care enough to dislike you
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I wish I knew what aspect of my personality attracted people to me
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Chief
After calling everyone "my love", what will you now call your real love?
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Doing everything in my power to make sure this year is better than last year 🤞🏾
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If there's one thing that will bring you a lot of peace, its accepting someone for what you see. Not for what you want, or believe, or even what they want, use only what you can actually see on a day to day
Peace 🧘🏾
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You can’t have loadshedding and curfew. You have to pick one
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Yoh fuck you guys kill us with this tweet every month, just heal Goddamnit!
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If you finish The Irishman in one sitting you are built different.
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Men notice nothing tbh but I know they notice your nails.
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What are the telltale signs for you that life is boxing you?
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If you constantly have “fake friends” you must accept that to a certain extent, you’re toast and that you can’t read people, I don’t wanna hear it
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Okay shap but why doesn’t a microwave a silence button? Is technology even moving the right direction?
Yall come here and let Rolls-Royce tell you how broke you are. This will be released in 2035😌😊
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Okes to have siblings?? I promise you there are very few things that bang harder than that in this life 🤞🏾🤞🏾
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A lot of problems start with you overlooking things you can see are clearly wrong.
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I want this quarantine to end so badly ⚰️
"perhaps the 'forever' isn't the person, rather the lesson you learned from them."
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I think it’s really cool that okes are acting like their understanding of “heart issues” is any deeper than “old people normally have heart attacks”
18 years old, been an athlete for his whole life and having a cardiac arrest actually makes no sense..
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Learning true acceptance is an unbelievably long journey
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Hate it when people ignore the context of a situation. You’re actively ensuring you don’t understand when you do that
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