The people tracking all my online activity looking at this one like 🙁.

My p hole pooped 😳.

Mr Beast pays me $38,000 a year to just be myself and have fun.

Dude who says we can’t do it ourselves? 🤷‍♂️. I’m talking we head to Home Depot, load up the U-haul with supplies, and we head out to sea and start laying the foundation on our very own offshore oil rig. Dude. It’s 2025. YouTube is a thing. We’ll just LOOK IT UP. ChatGPT, etc.

I’m just curious… what would you rather drink 🤔.

I be dwerking on twin bruh 😂.

God canonically made dinosaurs and was cool with it just being dinosaurs for MILLIONS of years. Bro is a hugeeee Dino fan. Like myself.

Can talk.

Stewley Mifflin, the baby from family guy.

RT @redactedrain: Yeah youre on nicotine dude im leaving.

I have them lying on my behalf now

I called in rizzy to work today.

I do this magic trick where I turn my last $20 in my checking account into a Sprite, a can of 6mg Zyn Smooths, and the rest on pump 2.

Something tells me shrek is good at carving pumpkins. 🎃 just a hunch 🤷‍♂️.

Did you clip it?. “Did I clip what” she says . When you fell from heaven?.

⚽️ 🤘🙂‍↔️

Bro is 30 talking about “get stuffed crust” 😂👍 let it go brodie.

*sqk*

The brave bitcoin miners are still trapped in the cave. Somebody please save them 🙏.

What the crap motherfuker shit 🤬.