Carmen Christopher
@CarmChristopher
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My new comedy special - Live From The Windy City is on YouTube now.
Joined September 2011
I cant believe this shittt im back in San Fran January 22nd for SF Sketchfest.
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Eating tuna from a can while listening to your favorite sports podcast in the dark is hella underrated
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BREAKING: AMERICA'S LIFE-SAVING PILLS HELD HOSTAGE BY FOREIGN FACTORIES! We get nearly ALL our drugs from India and China โ but SHOCKING new report reveals OVER 60% of India's small drug plants are FLAT-OUT NON-COMPLIANT and facing MASS SHUTDOWNS! We're powerless to stop it, and
pharma.economictimes.indiatimes.com
More than 60% of India's small and medium pharmaceutical units are at risk of closing by the end of the month due to failure to comply with updated good manufacturing practices (GMP). This could lead...
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Jay is one of the best stand ups! Watch his special ! @JayJurden
Two weeks from today check out my debut comedy special YES MAโAM coming exclusively to @hulu and #HuluOnDisneyPlus on November 7!!!
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๐๐๐ถ๐น๐ฑ๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ฒ๐ฎ๐น๐๐ต ๐๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐๐ ๐ถ๐ป ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ ๐บ๐ฒ ๐๐ต๐ผ๐ ๐๐ผ๐ ๐ต๐ผ๐:
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Contractors in NYC & Long Island trust Metro + ClarkDietrich for steel framing that stands up to strict inspections and tight deadlines. See why - click here.
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I canโt fight back cause Iโm addicted To phone and sports! Itโs the governments fault!!
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I don't play music tho - I do comedy. One of the last ones left due to the politics. link for tix in bio
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If I was in the Criterion Closet I'd be fuxed. For one, I havent seen any of these movies. TWO, where the fux r all the clothes?! I thought closets r for clothes? Plus were at war with ICE! Get me outta this closet & behind a tiny desk to play some music! Shows-MA 11/7 & NY 11/8
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๐๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐๐๐ฒ ๐ป๐ถ๐ด๐ต๐, ๐ก๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐บ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ด๐๐ต ๐๐๐ฉ๐ฆ. ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐. The place is buzzing. The city is alive. https://t.co/VJYvqGdM3E
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Ladies. Iโm gonna keep it real with you. Let your man just chill and watch football this weekend.
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In the Airports Burger King grindin with my girl to the EDM remix of โUse Somebodyโ by The Kings of Leon.
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Yall r sleepin on smoking some indica and watching Meet The Fockers on Amazon prime while drinking some water
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In 2020 during the pandemic I rolled around NY with a speaker and did stand up for people who did not ask me to do stand up. The full special is now on YouTube. https://t.co/hOeRoiyHGu
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Played Cousins by Ye at my boys baby shower and some of the women did not like that. Iโll admit it was a bad move by me and Iโm gonna be more thoughtful about where I play Cousins going forward.
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We just rebuilt one of the hardest parts of Speak: matching what learners say to the words on screen. Matching v2 combines ASR with a new phonetic model that understands the actual sounds users produce. Result: about 40% fewer false negatives and a much smoother learning
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