Wendy
@WenCo
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Out of work astronaut. I enjoy long walks to the pharmacy, smog, and watching Coffy at dusk.
San Francisco, CA
Joined August 2009
Tanning my mummy leg. All you mummy fetishists know you want to unravel my wraps. I'm sexy and you know it. http://t.co/5Ili8bBt
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@PamGrier CALLING ALL FILMMAKERS! Help a deaf brain trauma survivor kickstart her film: Expires 9/7. Seeks $97K. PLZ RT http://t.co/oqdWEB0n
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I need to get in touch with my inner snake self more often. I want to be a better snake.
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We'll just play this one out until it explodes/Into a thousand tiny pizzas - @seanhayesmusic, remixed by a stoner. http://t.co/kSIhErSv
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I'm READY to PARTAY! Are you? Just match up the day of the week with your level of alcohol dependence in this photo! http://t.co/lU4bmeLN
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Wanting...Needing... Waiting/for you To barbecue my foot - @TheResidents remix Madonna.
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It's officially September and you know what that means http://t.co/O4HsndWi
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Elvis Costello & Lucinda Williams' amazing duet of "Wild Horses" by the Stones: http://t.co/tEoGQ9fr
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A two-teethed, Pisces homeless man named Mario asked me my sign, offered me his sushi, then asked me to be his girl. I STILL GOT IT, PEOPLE.
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How far do I have to limp in order to find a pack of cigarettes in this hospital?
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I am tweeting from a hospital gurney. Broken ankle + morphine shot in the ass. SOMEONE BRING ME PUPPIES. LOTS OF THEM! http://t.co/egQAZEfC
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My man and I at the end of our first date. He knows not to disagree with me now. ☺ http://t.co/uXFFL2MD
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