Wankpanzer Watch
@Wankpanzer
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Big cars. Often driven aggressively by men with fragile egos. Show us your #wankpanzers here
Joined July 2021
Queen Elizabeth hospital parking. Why are Range Rover drivers usually such utterly, selfish, See You Next Tuesdays?
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#SEIZED | Officers from #GMPTransportUnit stopped this Tesla Cybertruck in #Whitefield last night 🚔 The driver was a permanent UK resident, but the vehicle was registered and insured abroad, which is prohibited in the UK. The car was later seized and the driver was reported.
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Edinburgh Trams chaos as Range Rover blocks tracks triggering huge delays https://t.co/ryQIcsInmT
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edinburghlive.co.uk
Around 11.45am on January 17, the vehicle halted on the tracks blocking traffic for "over half an hour". Tram services were impacted and Lothian Buses were forced to divert their routes.
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Lidl, Hanwell Broadway. Of course, Mr @Wankpanzer parks in a disabled bay without a BB. @JevWard
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Built for terrorism.
The truck used in the New Orleans terrorist attack is a Ford F-150 Lightning, which is perfectly designed for this kind of attack. It weighs more than 6000 lbs, accelerates to 60 mph in just 4 seconds, and the battering-ram-shaped front is nearly 5 feet tall. Deadly by design.
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Is driving a £70k car to London the best message to avoid tax here?
We’re ready for the London Farmers’ Rally - 11am tomorrow, we’ll see you there 💪 #backbritishfarming #carwrap #budget #farmersrally #ukfarming #farmersprotest
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“SUVs are ruining more than just Edinburgh. If SUVs were a country they’d be the world’s 5th-most polluting. As Valencians, Floridians and Brazilians continue to grapple with the cost of this year’s extreme weather, leaders at #COP29 make only dirty deals and empty promises."
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Some SUVs were hit with mock "surveys" so the public can get involved! Luke, a Tyre Extinguisher, said: "We think it's well past time for a public debate about these monsters taking over our streets."
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EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND: 20 SUVS HIT IN SECOND ACTION OF NOVEMBER Edinburgh TX out again on a frosty night! SUVs decorated with climate and SUV crash victims. "The people who drive these Chelsea tractors have assumed it as their right to dominate our streets and poison our planet."
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These are the people we share the road with - pregnant mothers driving German status tanks while absolutely wasted. This has become normal. https://t.co/8MHf3snqDz
glasgowlive.co.uk
Four members of one family were injured - three seriously - when Charlotte Aitken's Audi veered on to the wrong side of the road and smashed into their car head-on.
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It’s the streets that are too small, not the cars that are too big. Why didn’t we think of that before. #genius #wankpanzer
@Egmel @BadlyParkedOx @Wankpanzer I've already given 2 examples demonstrating that this lane isn't wide enough to fit even a midsized car. Would you like a 3rd? British extra small parking lanes are the problem, not the cars
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Council mandated on-pavement parking isn't keeping up with @Wankpanzer widths. Hertford St next to the nursery school. Not sure how a buggy will fit through there. #pavementsareforpeople
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Has anyone lost a @Wankpanzer? This one seems to have been dumped in Kielce town centre. Maybe @tadpies has some inside information on this? 😂
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The car industry exists to extract as much money as possible from people #wankpanzer
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