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None of this matters. Loving husband to @tayhens14 and father to Juju and Van.
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Joined June 2011
Get you a wife that’s willing to stuff breadsticks into her shirt sleeve so the waiter will bring more faster
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"I don't forget where I come from." UAW President Shawn Fain has been very vocal and blunt about the union's negotiations with the big three automakers. I asked him why. ⬇️
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This is shit you do when you’re about to die. Rest in piss Jerry, you rich fucking douche.
The #Cowboys have unveiled an AI-driven hologram of Jerry Jones at AT&T Stadium. Fans can ask about his life, college at Arkansas, owning the Cowboys, etc. The technology can generate multiple responses, creating a lifelike conversation with Jerry Jones.
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CB Bucknor just tried to ring up Bo Naylor on the second strike. Dude is a dumbass.
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If you’re anti vax do the rest of us normal people a favor and don’t have kids.
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I’m 5’10" 245 pounds and I promise you Trump is at best 6ft even and around 300 pounds
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Comes back to twitter after two and a half years just to get more people to go to his website to grift them for money The only people who support this guy are people who are so dumb they shouldn’t be allowed to go out in public for any reason other than humiliation
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Fucking d e l u s i o n a l
Thought Exercise: I was thinking about this new Trump indictment… but more importantly, who else they indicted. Sidney Powell I believe will play a vital role, but I’d like to focus on Rudy Giuliani— Mr. RICO himself. Now that Mr RICO himself was indicted, it somehow feels
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Just me randomly thinking of how my boy runs to me and wraps himself around my legs when I get home every morning, resulting in misty eyes at work 🥲
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We really let a dude named poo holes be one of the best power hitters ever in baseball didn’t we?
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Every fucking blue-check account distilled into one image
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Not sure if Disney killed espn or if espn killed itself, but yeah, it’s dead
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Bud light should just say fuck it and start doing commercials with big burly country dudes that slowly get gayer and gayer as the commercial goes on until it’s a full blown pool party with cut off jean shorts and denim vests while they spray each other with the hose and drink bud
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Please send good vibes my family’s way. I don’t mean to be vague, but I have to be. Cancer sucks.
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