Virgin are getting rid of favourite channels with next to no notice and blaming customer viewing habits for it - quite insulting. AND still telling prospective new customers that they will get those channels! I guess customers who care will vote with their feet. #virginmedia

I am “Who squeezed the toothpaste from the middle of the tube?” old

Just when you thought there's some intelligent awareness &advice about cluster headache the BBC & #doctorinthehouse do more damage than good

@drchatterjeeuk the woman from #doctorinthehouse DOESNT have cluster headaches. She has paroxysmal hemicrania, confirm by her husband on fb

I appreciate the benefits of a healthy lifestyle but this has completely misrepresented cluster headaches #doctorinthehouse

Off to DFDS for the Boxing Day sail.

“Hey, Adam Ant, what’s the best way to eat a Rowntree’s fruit pastille?” “Don’t chew ever. Don’t chew ever"

Amber Rudd is like that girl who used to bully me at school and steal my dinner money #ITVEURef

I'm watching this thing on telly where 3 spiteful women shout at 2 old ladies and a village idiot #ITVEURef

I'm guessing Travelodge have had to pawn the room furniture to pay for those silly dummy ads. #travelodgical #hmm..

Apparently the magnifying mirror in the hotel bathroom is NOT for angling to make your willy look bigger... 😳

Great result at Bedford Blues, but thank goodness for the warmth and beer of the pub!

I believe @steffherring is working today too - happy Christmas, hope you're not wearing your Ann Summers nurse's uniform!!

Happy Christmas to my daughter @SaxtonAbby and to all other nurses who are working today while the rest of us stuff our faces with turkey!

Interesting cactus arrangement

No, no - I'M Christine

Retweet if you were in '5th Year' and not 'Year 11' at school or whatever that bloody means.

Autocorrect is the barn of my life.

Discussing dinner options with Amanda last night and accidentally sat on her foot. I got toed in the hole.