Normalize annihilating your friends from existence in competitive games with the most horrible degenerate bullshit strategies you can think of and feeling no remorse because you expect them to do the same to you so you can both become stronger

imagine Smash 5 coming out, Minecraft Steve is in the game, and somehow he’s your best character by far

Just tried to sdi out of a silksong boss multihit move I might be cooked

We all hate paid mods, but we still want to support hard-working Smash modders! The solution is obvious. All paid mods should have a 'free tier', which displays ads during gameplay

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I have learned I have a Massive trade Deficit with Trader Joe’s! Every month I Buy hundreds of Dollars WORTH of groceries* from them and They buy Nothing from ME!! From now On I will charge myself An extra 15 percent on my purchases! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

There was a hotfix today that added a stock count visual when stocks are lost. We added this because when I was in the crowd at my last two majors, there was something blocking the bottom of the screen where the stocks are and it made it hard to start watching midmatch.

everyday i open this app and this is all i can think about

Got some news for the SSBU Community: Announcing the New Season for @TheMatchBoxGG For this 3 month update, we introduce: ▫️ Leagues that range Bronze - Master 🥉🥈🥇👑 ▫️ $100 Bounty Every Week for Rank #1 💵 ▫️ Ranked Ladder Reset thank you for the feedback, enjoy!

I think I speak for EVERYONE here that Donkey Kong Bananza is too good to just be $70 Lets make it $100 instead, they deserve it! #RAISETHEPRICE

The BEST thing about Rivals 2 imo is how new characters are simply free... you never have to lose to evil DLC top tiers you don't even own! I truly wish this was the standard for modern fighting games (in the same hopeless, utopian way I wish for world peace & a cure for cancer)

In Smash Ultimate(shallow) when you dash attack someone they go flying away. This is bad. In Rivals 2(deep) when you dash attack someone, YOU get hit, because you didn't use one of the Approved Moves, you absolute fool, don't you know you have Approved Moves,

>Rivals 2 finally gets floorhugging nerf >Look inside >Easier input, so that "People complaining about it have more of a chance to use it" I love Rivals 2 but why does it treat 'your moves don't work when you hit them' as a mechanic to balance and not a core gamefeel issue 😭

Rivals 2 dev stream was awesome For everyone that quit cuz of floorhug, they're nerfing it a lot Can act faster out of wavedash and can carry days momentum with shield drop Zetter ranno kragg nerfs too Can't wait to play the new patch next week

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Reindog when Multiversus shut down:

ステージなんていらない

俺、これで大会優勝できるように頑張ります

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I lost $8.47