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Protean Mass ◦ https://t.co/BAM4zBL7Up ◦ biz: [email protected]
Joined March 2013
To learn who rules over you, simply find out whom it is forbidden to criticize
Paul Dano is being defended after Quentin Tarantino dissed him as "the work f*cking actor in SAG" and the "giant flaw" in "There Will Be Blood." “The Batman Part II” co-writer Mattson Tomlin posted: “I am really pleased to see so many people cheer on Paul Dano this week. Not
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Metroid Prime 4 is so funny because it does all it can to immerse you in a realistic alien ecosystem, then hits you with the most Video Gamey shit you've ever seen in your life like collecting the FIVE COLORED KEYS in APPROPRIATELY THEMED BIOMES or the BIGASS STRONG FIST POWERUP
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It's good! Prob not "18 Year Wait" good but the atmosphere/graphics/feel are all there. Annoying NPC guy really wasn't a big deal. Feels like what I expected, a pretty-but-simple FPS hallway puzzle game I only just now got the bike though, heard things get rough later
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Hit GM in Rivals and the number of mentally ill Twitch streamers in games has spiked exponentially
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Considering doing a bigass 12 hour stream, one hour each of all these 2025 games I was interested in but didn't get a chance to play I'm missing ONE more, what should it be
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when you build an entire game genre revolving around healers you're forced to make them dummy strong so ppl play along so the average support starts playing like a Sunday dandy in their ornate carriage whilst I, the humble Fantastic onetrick workhorse, tirelessly trudge onward
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Marvel Rivals making me increasingly roleist, I used to joke about support players being the worst players in any game but now it's not so funny anymore
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The Sick Animation artstyle has conditioned me to think something terrible is about to happen every episode which only enhances the viewing experience
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I've been on hella casual mode just farming Lords for months now, this dumbass skin might be what pulls me back in
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Millenial Dad Reed is INSANE between this and Mag double bubble I might full send on climbing in Rivals for a bit
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Streams up Playing the stupid Kirby game I did NOT like the GameCube one lets see if I was wrong
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New video's up I hosted a bracket to find the funniest video on the internet Like and subscribe or you will be visited by 100 Uncle Funcles
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It took half a year, but the Gexathon is finally complete. 100% Gex 1, 2, and 3. Gex talked 2,923 times in 3 games across 34 hours of playtime. 86 times a minute. That's 1.4 times every second. For 34 hours. Everyone thank Gex for raising $2,923 for @StJude. See you in Gex 4
GEXATHON IS LIVE ALL 3 GEX GAMES 12+ HOURS OF STICKY GEX ACTION $1 TO CHARITY EVERY TIME GEX TALKS
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