Veronica 💁🏻♀️
@VeronicaRuckh
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Internet has-been. Greedy bisexual. Occasional funny person. Views are Kris Jenner’s.
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When you’re texting a dude and he seems into the convo, initiating, asking questions, but takes like 25 minutes to respond to you each time and you’re like WTF DOES THIS MEAN WHAT ARE THESE GAMES?
They’re video games. He’s texting you in between rounds of video games.
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the good news is, at least the other airlines aren’t taking advantage of the people who were stranded by
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@34GHOSTBONE
@BornAKang
i think that’s probably how she was telling her friends in her program.
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I assume all my exes still love me. I mean, are they REALLY gonna date someone else & think "this is better." That doesn't even make sense.
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Zoella's seamless transition from her summer to her fall aesthetic should be studied in every PR class forever.
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@DPeezy12_
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i can’t stop myself from telling you that it’s “right of way” not “right away”
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Maturity is being able to admit the girl you hate is pretty. Just not as pretty as you.
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Sleeping Beauty literally just sleeps until she wakes up with a boyfriend, and I honestly think that's goals.
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I hate the "stressed out, dead inside college student" narrative. College was one of the best times of my life. It's your first taste of independence w/o real responsibility. None of the social BS from HS or the real world exists. And you're always surrounded by your best friends
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Myth Busted: they WILL still marry you if you put out on the first date.
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2. whether there were more affordable flights through different servers really doesn’t fucking matter, bc *this* price point shouldn’t exist anywhere. but it does, exploiting desperate people, many of whom are inexperienced travelers who made a trip just for the holidays
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I don't want no scrub. A scrub is a guy who can't get no love from me unless I'm drunk and no one else is paying attention to me.
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Me: wow, Gordo is amazing. No one has ever treated me better. He'd do anything for me.
Me to me: kiss Aaron Carter.
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My 9 y/o cousin asked if I had a bf. I awkwardly told her no. She later asked to see my IG where she saw a pic of me kissing Taylor and yelled “so you DO have a boyfriend!” I nervously corrected “I have a girlfriend.” She replied, “oh what’s her name!”
I love the next generation
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just need to say how absolutely unhinged it is that people are blaming ME for being “stupid” for finding these prices
1. i did not book a flight at this rate. i was already in alabama when i got curious how bad it would have been had we waited
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Kylie’s original face has returned for the first time in 800 years. The earth is healing. WE are the virus.
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First comes unhealthy social media stalking, then comes marriage?
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You know how you pretend to throw a ball and then laugh when the dog goes to chase it?
That's what God is doing to me in my love life.
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Because our sexuality is simultaneously our entire worth, and what makes us worthless.
#YesAllWomen
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@manchesteru14
@SouthwestAir
how the hell am i lying? those were the prices i saw on expedia.
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I was just told "You look really skinny. I noticed when I was going down on you." And that's basically everything I want in a relationship
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When we going to get a "remind me later" button on texts? Like I'm the queen of looking at a text, not having time to respond, and then forgetting. If that shit just showed up again as a new notification, I'd honestly be a way better friend.
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When dudes post to IG of JUST their gf as if she's some beautiful sunset he saw, my brain shuts down. Can not comprehend that level of love
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Drink every time an older relative says "you couldn't afford whole ones?" when they see you in ripped jeans.
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Imagine ernestly using the phrase "besides the genocide."
Liberals do realize comparing Trump to Hitler is a compliment right? Besides the genocide, Hitler is the greatest leader of all time lol
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College is weird, bc you go into each other's rooms in the morning to debrief, but if someone has a naked guest in their bed, you just stay.
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Miley already has the best Instagram photo of the year. So.
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This makes me want to run for public office JUST so I can swear in on a deck of Tarot cards and watch what happens.
Since we're doing old videos of Marjorie Taylor Greene harassing people, here's her from before she was elected, in Feb 2019, turning up in Congress to try & get
@IlhanMN
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@RashidaTlaib
to retake their oaths on a Bible & not a Quran:
(h/t
@ehananoki
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We really still out here with this fuckery? Society is LITERALLY not talking about sorority girls. I told y’all then and I’ll tell you again now. Stop taking yourselves so seriously. If you SELF SELECTED into a group...
~y o u a r e n o t o p p r e s s e d~
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Me: it's been going great. We're pretty much dating.
Narrator: they were not dating.
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Are relationships just eating with someone who tells you you're pretty once an hour?
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Member when yoga pants were full length pants with a flared leg and a fold over waist. I miss these days.
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Swiftie: you're being mean to Taylor. She has feelings too. She didn't ask for this.
Me:
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Why are people private on Instagram. Like. Literally no one cares about your life. Except me. I'd like to see what's going on.
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If Kendall comes out as anxious instead of gay tomorrow I will lose it
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One time a teen on Twitter dissed me by saying “go pay your mortgage” and I think about it all the time.
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The biggest plot twist of humanity is that we all act like guys are so gross, but men 100% as a whole shower more than women do.
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I think my phone is broken, because this guy is definitely trying to text me, probably, but his messages aren't coming through, weird.
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Anyone saying Dany’s character arc was ruined... I just... are we watching the same show?
She’s been becoming more and more ruthless and tyrannical since she killed her brother season one.
This literally isn’t even the first city she burned.
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Anti-climactic
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"You'd love her. She's really funny."
First of all, nobody's funny but me.
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*Scrolls through Netflix passed all the acclaimed shows that have been highly recommended to me*
"Ooh! Friends!"
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Just lol'ing at what would happen if every dude I called my boyfriend knew I called him my boyfriend.
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It's appalling that the makeup artist who worked with Margot Robbie on her Q Elizabeth lewk isn't given recognition in every single writeup.
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And that's how Mike Pence died.
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The old Jon can't come to the phone right now. Why? Because he's Aegon.
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*steps on scale*
I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one I have never asked to be a part of.
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I think we can all agree that "breast" is a grosser word than "boob," right?
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Do you ever really just sit and wrap your mind around the fact that men NEVER get their periods. Never. They just live their lives.
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No, be the friend who doesn’t cancel last minute, unless it’s important and rare. Canceling on people is shitty and sends the message that you don’t care and the internet needs to stop forgiving it
Be the friend who doesn’t get upset when a friend cancels on you...even if it’s at the last minute
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Last night a girl in the bathroom asked me if she looked okay. She was on a first date and I asked how it was going and she paused before saying “it’s actually going amazing.” Later I spotted her with him laughing a big genuine laugh and I hope they get married or at least laid
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I got into a fight with my aunt over police brutality and I just... I had to...
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Me: I'm not playing these fucking games any more. I'm done.
Also me:
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I want to be "can wear a crop top and leggings" skinny
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People out here got no love for the shy extrovert. Like I will talk to anyone forever about anything and loudly, but I’m too nervous to start conversations with new people even though I love meeting new people 🤷🏻♀️
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Pros: funny, cute, self-aware
Cons: will live tweet our entire relationship
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Hey, look. It's the worst tweet on !
@tpe3tpj2
@FiveRights
I'd rather have a pedophile in office rather than a democrat any day of the week and twice on Sunday. Pedophiles only screw kids while democrats screw everyone.
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I plan to spam my wedding photos all at once and then leave everyone tf alone. I won’t use a pic from my wedding for someone else’s bday or any other event and I’ll change my profile pic back to a non-bride, regular human photo after my first anniversary
This is my vow to you
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My dad also thinks I’ve never been sexually assaulted.
I taught my daughter at a tender age that if any guy does something she doesn't want him to do, to tell him to back off loud and clear. And if he didn't, where to kick.
She tells me she has never been sexually assaulted because she won't let herself be. She's no one's victim.
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How soon is too soon to start fights with someone who's not really your boyfriend? Asking for myself.
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I hate when funny girls are pretty. This my ONE redeeming quality & ur invalidating me with ur full lips & the jokes that pass through them
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Zac Efron and Ed Sheeran don’t even look like the same species.
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My stepmom lowkey out here with the best mom Twitter in the game.
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I gained five pounds this weekend and I literally don't want to put anything into my body unless it's a vegetable. Or a dick.
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"My sweatshirt smells like you."
Yes, that's because I sprayed it with my perfume before I gave it back.
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Lounging in a towel for 30 minutes is like the pregame to getting ready and as everyone knows, that is the most important.
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Plot twist: making all-female remakes of male-led movies isn't feminist. Writing good stories that were always meant for women is.
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Find bloggers and models and influencers with your body type and follow them on Instagram. The visual input of seeing public figures who look like you and rock it is a fucking game changer.
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One time, I edited the filter out of this selfie and pretended it was my face. Stay woke.
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The weirdest part about people getting married is looking at them like "Really? You? But you were such a whore in college."
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I feel uncomfortable with Tyga’s new girlfriend ????
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I made it to the other side and all the girls who made me feel bitter and pathetic bc they got married in their early 20s are starting to get divorced
10 years later and I’m really THAT BITCH filled with life experience who’s gonna get her happily ever after on the first try
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This is stupid. Life is peaks and valleys, not one ultimate high point. College was *one* of my peaks. Right now is another. 2nd grade was another.
Loving a time in your life doesn’t mean you’re stuck in it. And if your friends make you happy, why would you ever let them go?
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Chad didn’t cheat on me.
ur lucky one of my new years resolutions was to stop taking my anger out on overprivileged white girls who have never experienced a hardship beyond chad from sigma chi cheating on them
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"Crazy bitches" are just intuitive girls who haven't found hard evidence yet.
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News flash: if you're miserable and bitching in college, you will be miserable and bitching your whole fucking life. The issue isn't "college" being an inherently difficult time. You need to make that change from within.
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Dude, no one is "pro-abortion."
The people of Alabama will do the right thing. Doug Jones is Pro-Abortion, weak on Crime, Military and Illegal Immigration, Bad for Gun Owners and Veterans and against the WALL. Jones is a Pelosi/Schumer Puppet. Roy Moore will always vote with us. VOTE ROY MOORE!
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Kate Spade doing their surprise sale on the same day as the Lilly sale.
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Somebody tell me why the combo of Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga results in the face I already have???
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Young woman, upset about women's rights being threatened, but also about Brad not texting her back.
#WomensMarch
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My boomer mom: I’m not getting the vaccine! I refuse to be a guinea pig!
Teenage me (at my mom’s discretion) in 2006 when the HPV vaccine came out
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