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@angelatalbot01 @GhostInCyber @legaltweetz @CantEverDie My most crucial right, the right to make my own reproductive choices at the federal level, was removed by the theocratic faction responsible for all anti trans legislation in the US. Those vicious misogynists are your people, not mine. I don't want your fucking "safeguarding".
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Fancy Lad
2 years
Joanne was 10 years old when UK women were first allowed to open bank accounts in their own names and 27 when it became illegal for a man to rape his wife but sure, the existence of trans people is worse
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2 years
@shadipetosky Let's get this done.#TheSandman
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2 years
@PBXscribes Imagine trying to pass yourself off as a feminist leader when you're completely ignorant of actual feminist accomplishments.
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3 years
@3YearLetterman This is the flag of Whales, home of the Whelsh people
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3 years
@GigiJabour @thedailybeast I've seen numerous women over 50 on here talking for the first time of being raped in childhood. 40 years from now, people who are kids now will be doing the same.
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Fancy Lad
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@jk_rowling @jessiegender You didn't invent libraries, owls, or pet dogs. I don't even associate any of those things with you.
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3 years
@twinkmodin @Stanislavkino I seriously fear for cis boys under the guardianship of anyone associated with the anti trans agenda.
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2 years
@arshad_heyat Please consider respecting these souls in their last moments by deleting this invasion of their privacy. I know you mean no harm, but would you want this most intensely heartrending moment displayed for all types of people on the internet if they were your loved ones?.
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2 years
@Eve6 Also her affection for forced birthers who worked to give American rapists the right to choose the mothers of their children.
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@biguyforu @mattxiv I wouldn't be happy if my dad hated me and made that a key part of his public persona.
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2 years
@dnyelsan You mean the same Matt Walsh who is now calling to abolish no fault divorce, so wives unable to support themselves will be trapped in abusive marriages?.
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3 years
@twinkmodin @Stanislavkino But after visiting the thread I'm convinced this is a cis man who is trying to get shelters to reject boys because he beats his son.
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3 years
@SeriesofDays Watched two seasons of Ozark and only remember hating everyone.
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2 years
@witchnovel @TheMcKenziest Posting lies about pride parades.
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1 year
Rabid terf shrieks the quiet part out loud. This is why they want trans women in men's prisons. This is why they always reject proposals to house sex offenders separately in all prisons. They actively *want* trans women to be punished with prison rape just for existing.
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@AustinDeSainto @BPDboymoder Yes she's telling us she objects to normalizing pedophilia. What's the problem.
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2 years
@JedediahBila Masculinity in 300BCE
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2 years
@TTExulansic @LiterallyAlexK Are you saying detrans celebrities are lying about irreversible effects of hrt.
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3 years
@LateNightNelly Thank you for this beautiful gift, kind stranger
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@davidspiersiii lmao JKR was "cancelled"? Isn't she in the midst of a new Harry Potter project (that has her fans in a furor because of a Black man in the cast)?.Gaiman's career is over, and I don't know any fans of his work who are defending him. All you people have are lies and faux martyrdom.
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3 years
@MaxwellCat2 @LouisatheLast @BetteMidler That's right, the anti trans agenda is openly allied with right wing theocrats such as The Heritage Foundation, Matt Walsh, Caroline Farrow, etc.
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2 years
Katie Compton was caught using anabolic steroids to steal wins from women in bike racing and is currently banned from competing. Glad I'd already stopped looking up to her before this. You'll never see dopers called out by the "Save women's sports" faction though
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3 years
@KiyaShaco @thepeelimit If a man thinks abortion is murder, he cannot in good conscience deposit sperm where it could possibly result in abortion. Anti abortion men are the ones who should remain celibate unless they're with a partner who has agreed to conceive with them.
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2 years
@SpillerOfTea Imagine putting "Adolf Hitler" and "erotic fantasies" in the same speech.
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2 years
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@Londonjenny63 @tattooedselkie That makes no sense whatsoever. "We" obviously doesn't refer to Iranian people.
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2 years
@TTExulansic @LiterallyAlexK Allow me to rephrase:.Are you aware that you're accidentally saying detrans celebrities are lying about the irreversible effects of hrt.
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2 years
@KatyMontgomerie @jk_rowling @gameonterfs She knows. There's no way she would've zeroed in on a brand new tiny account.
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1 year
@BadMedicalTakes Reminds me of this gem
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@the_nerd_skull My dad would only be in this position with me if he was giving me the Heimlich maneuver.
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@cooperlund @MattWalshBlog He's spent the day celebrating.
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3 years
@drmistercody @GadSaad @benshapiro It's a tired boomer thing. No offense to people over a certain age who are awake
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3 years
@LouisatheLast @BetteMidler I don't understand how so many of these women are getting the impression that someone is trying to prevent individuals from referring to themselves as women or girls. It's baffling.
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Fancy Lad
3 years
This meme cost $44 Billion and is now the most massive self own in the known universe
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Fancy Lad
9 months
@Bug_Hall @howdster @AllenElledge2 @angel_0f_deathx Anyone who physically disciplines a person who's been alive for only 10 months has NO self discipline. I don't even want to know what you think is appropriate "discipline" for a 10 year old.
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Fancy Lad
7 months
@dylzonee @EFCevie How is that activity comparable to sending dms threatening to rape someone?.
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9 months
@Bug_Hall @howdster @AllenElledge2 @angel_0f_deathx Corporal punishment is lazy parenting. Good luck with that.
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Fancy Lad
3 years
@JamesRunnelsIV @molly_the_maid @drboycewatkins1 If you think abortion is wrong, refrain from intercourse with anyone who hasn't agreed to conceive with you. Problem solved.
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2 years
@ERnurse86 Suffragettes left Black women out of voting rights so how can anyone say Black feminism isn't necessary.
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3 years
@herbertmidwest Assessing a woman's worth by a numeric beauty standard scale while complaining about masculine influence 😑.
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1 year
@mushycrouton @jk_rowling "Definitely not religious fervor" - Dinosaur Witch
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@mushycrouton @InARsWeTrustt It's really quite thoughtful of him.
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Fancy Lad
2 years
@ColMorrisDavis Finally a post where this is understood. He also held 4 legitimate passports from different countries and was employed as head of global security in a field known for industrial espionage. A lot more complicated than having a weed in your luggage.
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Fancy Lad
9 months
@girldrawsghosts @jk_rowling To be fair, this golden era of silence could be unrelated to her libelous antics; eradication of black mold is a very time consuming and disruptive process.
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Fancy Lad
3 years
@ZubyMusic @NBCNews Boomers discover that Gen Z has the highest percentage of vegans.
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2 years
@_Delilah_Jean They both look great what's the problem.
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@JamesRunnelsIV @molly_the_maid @drboycewatkins1 If you sincerely believe abortion is the same as killing a toddler but you won't refrain from ejaculating in places which could result in abortion, you need to consider that your objection to abortion isn't due to concern for the fetus.
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Fancy Lad
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@CherieCurrie3 @KarnRulez @MCuvielloNews @ChrisSonofGray The left is the only reason your band was allowed to perform 50 years ago.
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2 years
@theserfstv Never believed it. Have seen anti trans activists posting pics of cis guys in Halloween drag and claiming they're trans women.
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2 years
@StopTweetingMia Literally no one of any gender dries their hands off on a penis.What a weirdly desperate lie. She couldn't accept that it was a normal encounter.
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2 years
@RichardHanania No one is saying it's "mean" lol.Everyone is laughing at this person trying to issue decrees on attractiveness
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2 years
@TTExulansic @LiterallyAlexK It's exactly what you're saying by stating the effects of hrt are a placebo.
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10 months
@Terfy_Punk @tssvanni @robinairibena @mushycrouton @Parsleymael @DanniBrener Give us an example of a woman who was involved in the creation of punk music/aesthetics standing in front of men trying to get into a women's changing room.
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@Glinner @PunishedJake2 This is what happens when you have only one all consuming interest lol.
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2 years
@Minka_akaBob @MillieCheesey And that it's a tedious chore to get that adhesive off? No regard for common workers from the kind of people who've never had to clean toilets to feed their kids.
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Fancy Lad
3 years
@TechDeals_16 @ypsahbaz Why are your feelings hurt by using someone's real name.
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@FrjalsiFenrir lmfao are you a 12 year old from the 1990s.
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2 years
@arealistichuman @SpillerOfTea If you're not sure about something to do with the genders of trans men or women or non binary people, it's best to frame it in the form of a question 🌞.
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@SoupTransphobes Good company for this beloved classic
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3 years
@transscribe @KatyMontgomerie And that a cis man saying "girlfriend" is proof, as if he'd refer to his trans gf differently.
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2 years
@mimmymum This is sexual harassment. Anti trans activists base their entire movement on their perceived right to sexually harass anyone of any age, including cis kids.
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2 years
The Babylon Bee's jokes are so flat that their target audience doesn't know it's supposed to be satire
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2 years
@OhhhNoItsJames1 @jk_rowling @jessiegender By a vastly superior writer.
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3 years
@Carfan7199 @etalkCTV Probably because these LGBTQ people feel safer coming out in the generally more accepting world their parents inhabit, as opposed to a pastor's kid remaining closeted for safety.
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2 years
This is why it's dangerous to portray an entire demographic as "groomers" just for existing, while worshiping a job choice which reliably produces sex offenders and other criminals.
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Timothy Robert Morgenstern, 22, former Rochester police officer, has been charged with felony third-degree criminal sexual conduct, felony fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct involving contact and felony using minors in sexual performance.
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@PhilConnorsII @DeathMetalV Almost. Rape would be the accurate term.
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2 years
@MattWalshBlog Dude. she didn't say it's her own email address. Elon made comedy legal again and it's wasted on simpletons like you 🤦.
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2 years
@MsCitris One of them had a terf themed birthday party. I'm being serious.
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@shadesofgame @TolerantOpinion @shaun_barrowes "i could make babies with her so i can have anything i want now".You sound like a minor. This is extremely creepy.
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@KatyMontgomerie Definitely not a cult
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2 years
@UnaMcIlvenna @davehill77 But at least you didn't eat them after killing them.
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7 months
@1chrismcg @hubbstercat @TakedownMRAs Your prime years of fathering children are behind you.
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@MaxwellCat2 @LouisatheLast @BetteMidler Of course it is, and who is this "he" you're referring to I'm so confused.
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1 year
@KatyMontgomerie I'm not offended when someone whose faith is true says they'll pray for me during hard times in my life (as long as it's not praying for the heathen to be "saved"). Such prayers are wishing for good things for me, and that's just thoughtful.
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2 years
@AnMuiren This made my day; I admire you greatly 🌞.
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2 years
Anti trans activists deciding to provide stark evidence of why their agenda is mathematically doomed. Their demographic is overwhelmingly in decline and won't be replaced by succeeding generations. Kind of poignant really.#Glasgow .#TransRightsAreHumanRights
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@IikeClockwork "Partner" is the literal definition of the relationship. It's a partnership in life.
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@OK_Magazine I'm just here to watch washed up white ladies melting down in envy.Not disappointed.
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2 years
@TimmerMcGraw @ninaturner That information shouldn't be owned and distributed by corporations; that information belongs to you and you have no voice in those corporations. Also "credit scores" are now used in situations where no credit is extended - that should not be legal. Stand up for your own privacy.
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3 years
@curranwalt01 @3YearLetterman @TulsiGabbard It's the 9th Amendment to the Declaration of Independence, Wilt. Please look into civics classes at your local community college or senior center.
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3 years
@EM_Be_Bel @LorettaManes @oribiasi @henridefense @joe_shipman @SarahTheHaider And he'd never know I noticed his appearance because I wouldn't swivel my head and make a lewd noise or say anything to him. I'd just register "cute" to myself and go about my day.
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2 years
Insufferably vapid billionaire, former author turned professional inciter of hatred JKR uses her army of attorneys to bludgeon into submission those commoners who tell the truth about her. That's what's happening here. Americans and others are free to continue exposing her.
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2 years
@migmig420 @elonmusk @nytimes He owns this. He can manipulate anything he likes. Elon providing data from Twitter to back himself up is like the IRS letting you audit yourself lol.
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@MattWalshBlog @TheTNHoller @VoteBo @JRClemmons @CalebHemmer @WilliamLamberth @SenJohnson @GovBillLee The full interactions only confirm the fact that you're not qualified to determine anyone's medical care. Those decisions are between doctors and patients, not between patients and random pundits. I'm not qualified to dictate anyone's medical care - why do you think you are?.
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3 years
@mollyesbian He's not a real king he's just a man in a crown .He has autokingophilia.
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3 years
@JetztHut @MaxwellCat2 @LouisatheLast @BetteMidler Yes I'm confused about someone repeatedly referring to a woman as "he".
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@matthewarees @Gibson_U_Witch @KatieK1977 @PankhurstEM @Aja02537920 @Belstaffie @WomensRightsNet @JackMerched @latsot @cecinestpaspipe @alexrubner Turns out these two found out a trans person works at your pub and went there with the intention of harassing him and defacing the business, and are now attempting to defame & interfere with the pub's ability to operate, with organized fake reviews. Isn't that against the law?.
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@MattWalshBlog No one wants an apology, and the only slander is what you've provided yourself. Your panic is delicious though.
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3 years
@MrCrystalMighty @Phoenix_Magic_X @BuckAngel Do boobs keep growing for awhile after you die 🤔.
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@rakastajatar @1capplegate If you're in a state where rapists are now allowed to choose who bears their children, your daughters will never be safe. And now that's going to be the situation in the entire country.
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2 years
@Londonjenny63 @tattooedselkie If I, a white American, referred to women in Iran, I wouldn't say "we" unless my intention was wild appropriation of someone else's oppression. You're saying that's what JKR is doing.
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@GreenBin69 The same groups and individuals JKR is allied with.
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