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she/her. 21. the ringmaster. gay as fuck. goth bitch. certified plane poster. views are my own. pfp by @gogalking
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Accepting aerospace ring commissions!
Featuring materials like:
- Starship tiles
- Lunar meteorite dust
- Martian meteorite dust
- Dust from the RS-25s on SLS
- Apollo CSM aluminum
- Space Shuttle payload bay liners
And much more! Prices start at $180, DM me for more info!
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shoutout to the worst plane i’ve ever seen
northrop did NOT cook with this one
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shoutout to when the soviets put 88 PPSh-41 submachine guns in the bomb bay of a Tu-2 for close air support
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People like this are why we have engineering ethics classes, btw.
People absolutely will die in private spaceflight (as they will & have for government spaceflight), & that is 100% acceptable as long as the uninvolved public is safe & the people flying are fully aware of the massive mortal danger of spaceflight. It’s morally wrong to stop them.
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stopped at this tiny run down gas station in the middle of nowhere and down the road i spotted a FUCKING MGM-13 MACE NUCLEAR CRUISE MISSILE
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hey
@JohnCogs5
did you know your famous Cogs Fluid was put into a video game?! super interesting! were you informed or asked for permission?
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dude what the actual FUCK were the nazis on
ah yes let’s put a 14 inch gun on a Do 217, bigger than the Scharnhorst’s main naval gun
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if i hear anyone else say "oH bLuE oRiGiN iS cOpYiNg StArShIp!" im going to go ballistic
it is a steel tube
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just saw the oppenheimer premiere, Christopher Nolan handed me this as i walked out
anyone know what it is
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To the people saying “the heat tiles will expand to fill the gaps”
The leading edge of the X-37B’s wings is the exact same material SpaceX uses, TUFROC. Notice the complete lack of gaps. Stop repeating this stupid talking point.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FINALLY
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hello space twitter. i have arrived to answer a very common question with this lander
"where are the engines?"
the habitat is toroidal, the engines are in the center.
like a more dramatic LEM ascent stage, pictured on the right.
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what are they cooking
Lockheed Martin posted this on their official Instagram account
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THREAD: An in-depth analysis of what likely occurred during last night’s Electron launch, using information gathered via telemetry, video, and speaking to experts.
(1/11)
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Funny thing about it, it was fired 3 times in *2008*, ENTIRELY UNMODIFIED.
The pipes were the wrong ratio. The injector plate was wrong. Everything about this engine shouldn’t work, but work it did.
Was extremely briefly proposed for Altair’s ascent engine.
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BREAKING: Russia is now the 3rd strongest army in Russia.
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@torybruno
tried my best at a Delta IV 5-core configuration (Delta IV Super Heavy?) What do you think?
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me when i blatantly lie
(the biden administration is in fact not planning to do this and is actively trying to ease restrictions)
RUMOR: The Biden administration is considering blocking private corporations from space. SpaceX's and other space companies' successes concern the federal government.
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The Lunar Astronomy Outpost
A small self-sustaining outpost on the lunar far side, devoted to astronomy. It holds 8-12 crew comfortably, features a fully articulated telescope mount, and is more than twice as big as Hubble.
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racist bullshit in the aerospace industry yet again
this is a founder of varda space industries btw.
great look for your company bro!
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“The Battle of Chernobyl” is a phrase I never thought would be said, but here we are.
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Maybe a shot in the dark but it can’t hurt to try...
@torybruno
any way I could get my hands on a couple pounds of chips from the machining of the aluminum panels of Vulcan?
I plan on casting the Vulcan logo in aluminum, and it would be awesome to use aluminum from the rocket!
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What do you guys think they would name the B-35 had it entered service instead of the Peacemaker?
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Selling custom space rings!
Our selection of artifacts includes:
- SR-71 Blackbird titanium
- Apollo CSM aluminum
- Starship SN10 debris
- RS-25 dust from an engine flying on Artemis 6
- F-15 titanium engine turbine blade
- Meteorite
If you’re interested, shoot me a DM!
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Tory Bruno’s ring is done!
It features:
- Vulcan chips
- SLS dust
- Meteorite
- Crimson opals
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Edward Teller in the movie
#Oppenheimer
was portrayed as this "we have to go bigger" type of physicist, and was a profound advocate for the hydrogen bomb throughout the movie.
Something people don't understand is that he continued to be this way, even after the H-bomb.
(🧵)
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Just a reminder - SpaceX did not invent gridfins. I feel like there’s gonna be some people who think this is (somehow) a SpaceX copy.
Masten is beginning development of a reusable rocket called Xogdor, a 27 ft tall vehicle.
It's designed to carry at least 200 kg and fly supersonic at ~Mach 3.5, to reach above 100km altitude to test payloads at the edge of space:
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this is nuts i love it
for context this is a system ULA designed to send up new ISS modules using Atlas V and Delta IV Heavy by emulating the shuttle cargo bay.
might make a short video on this ngl
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I now also have F-35 sapphires available. They are lab grown, clear and made for the sensor arrays. They were sold off after this batch did not meet specifications due to tiny air bubbles.
Rings made with these start at $200.
Will be opening up ring commissions this month, DM for details. Materials I have include:
- Starship heat shield
- Meteorite
- SR-71 Blackbird
- Apollo CSM
- SLS (Artemis 4, 5 and 6)
- Every Space Shuttle orbiter
And loads more. Stuff not on this list DM me about.
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Just as a comparison: The Large Hadron Collider costs less than half the cost of this thing.
Let’s hope it has a safe voyage.
Someone in here is a $10B space telescope.
And decoy(s).
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For additional context on this, this was a test to failure. They were going to fire the engine until something went wrong.
33 minutes passed. LOX tanks ran empty. The engine shut down with no problems arising.
33 minutes constantly firing. The RS-25 remains one of the best.
Also reminder that they once tried to find out what the burn time limit is on the RS-25, and never quite figured it out because they ran out of LOX before any problems arose.
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i can only see this image any time i see pics of JWST
anxiety
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“here, have a thruster, you’ve earned it :)”
Our manufacturing processes allow us to pick our metal alloys based on properties, not manufacturability.
This gives our thrusters lower heat signatures making spacecraft harder to detect through thermal imaging, perfect for missions requiring stealth.
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The ANV Valence, an orbital cruiser. First orbital vessel operated by the Andoran People's Navy.
Inspired by
@L5Resident
&
@voubi1
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Will be opening up ring commissions this month, DM for details. Materials I have include:
- Starship heat shield
- Meteorite
- SR-71 Blackbird
- Apollo CSM
- SLS (Artemis 4, 5 and 6)
- Every Space Shuttle orbiter
And loads more. Stuff not on this list DM me about.
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just to clarify i did NOT find the F-35 that they lost
USAF please do not come knocking i swear to god
I now also have F-35 sapphires available. They are lab grown, clear and made for the sensor arrays. They were sold off after this batch did not meet specifications due to tiny air bubbles.
Rings made with these start at $200.
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please don’t let my biggest tweet be about drinking rocket fuel
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in light of recent events, i have baked a cake in celebration
burn in hell kissinger
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anyone with more than a single brain cell knows what this is gonna be used for.
High quality AI generated human videos are coming!
Animate Anyone can generate videos of anyone with a single image and a bit of pose guidance 🤯
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Hey
@torybruno
what’s your ring size? I’d love to send you a ring made out of the Vulcan chips!
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Early Birds be like
Sneak peek into the world of Early Birds, an alternate history I've been working on.
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can we not say this about irl cis women please
stereotypes are not good to latch on to, this hurts both cis and trans women
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Wild to me how the same crowd that keeps pushing the “airliner reliability” for Starship is now the same crowd that wants to dismantle all regulations for spaceflight activities.
Take a guess at what has made airliners so reliable and safe.
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josh got some fucking insane stickers for me car
it is now the bidenmobile
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@anarcodepressed
None of the deaths in spaceflight have been rich people. They've been test pilots, astronauts, a teacher.
Almost every person who flies on SpaceX's Dragon is an astronaut. Not the 1%. Pick your battles right, cause it's not here.
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i can’t believe tory welded the centaur V himself
Just left the Rocket Factory. Finishing up welding the reinforced Centaur V forward dome onto the rest of the completed CV tank. Looking good for a launch this year.
#VulcanRocket
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valerie food review number 6: starship tiles
crunchy, like freeze dried ice cream. the inside is delicious, goes well with many types of sauces. however, they are quite dry. make sure to have a glass of water nearby
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THE WHITE HOUSE?????
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Moon & Mars ring!
The lunar side has moon dust, SLS dust, and Orion dust. The martian side contains Starship heat shield fragments and martian meteorite!
One of the most challenging rings I’ve worked on so far.
Interested in a space ring? Shoot me a DM!
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if you showed this to a WWII veteran they would drop dead on the spot
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people do not understand how fucking terrifying brain injuries are. one minute you can be talking normally, the next you just drop dead. these people dont understand literally anything. youre making fun of a child who was beaten to death in cold blood. go fuck yourselves
Here Chaya Raichik is making fun of the kid whose murder is associated with her actions
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me after criticizing starship, putting my phone on vibrate and putting it in my ass:
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didn't have "Raspberry Pi destroys its brand reputation by hiring an cop who specialized in using their products for surveillance" on my bingo list for 2022
not to mention whoever is running the mastodon and twitter accounts is having a meltdown lmfao
We hired a policeman and it's going really great.
Meet our Maker in Residence,
@TobyRobertsPi
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BREAKING: twitter user ValsAerospace falls from tree, dies tragically
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Sneak peek into the world of Early Birds, an alternate history I've been working on.
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gotta love big accounts like this blatantly spreading wild conspiracy shit
‼️ Another whistleblower claims the US military has recovered a UFO that can distort space-time
Saying the outside is 30ft in diameter but the inside is the size of a football stadium 😳
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LETS GO THEYRE NAMING THE BOOSTERS
New Glenn's particulars.
The attention to detail is incredible.
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