Nate🇭🇹
@Vallantsaf
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My tweets are the result of 22 years of enlightenment. If you don't understand my tweets, I pray God grants you wisdom🙏🏾
Joined January 2018
I tweet about the horrors of retail so you can experience it vicariously through me.
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That one egirl with the fake messy room.
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So white it's radiating around you is crazy I ain't ever seen some shit like this before.
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running the "he had a family" gimmick for the nigga that ruined millions of families lives is hilariously cucked lmao.
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We really used to be able to just scroll through anyone's likes on here wtf bruh.
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it's deadass no reason to go over 7.
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this like digging hitler up and giving him a BBL.
Fortnite OG Chapter 1 Season 1 Presents:. The Return of the Double Pump. Coming December 6.
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"Evil Lightskin Nigga-san".
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I just sat through the whole VOD dawg I ASSURE YOU this screenshot doesn't even begin to summarize how bad it was😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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that time I had to explain why blacked stuff weirded me out to this chick cause she assumed black dudes would be into it lmao.
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this shit is literally Cars 3 dude.
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Some people just will never understand how fucking hilarious this is and that pains me.
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I be so hesitant to laugh at these cause he had a wife and a kid but bro.
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Unc talkin like he bout to die😭😭😭😭😭😭.
Mike Conley spoke on his mindset at this stage in his career before the playoffs
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bro i'm watching this shit back it's really nothing they coulda done bro i'm cryin look at the shit he greened.
March madness always has that one future accountant that absolutely torches NBA lottery picks
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You live in a world where rent a gf has more seasons than your favorite niche early 2010s anime that will never get a 2nd season and that's what's wrong with the world.
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Marvel Rivals is the greatest example of the bystander effect I have ever seen in my life I watched 4 dps visibly stare at the fact that we had one supp and they left the spawn room as if it was somehow everyone else's problem that they were conveniently immune to.
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never in your life should you ever use Pixiv search it's legitimately a form of self harm.
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Y'all aren't gonna believe me but like 2 years ago this exact gif would crash your discord and the day niggas in teromecord found out it was like d day bro you had about 8 frames to scroll up enough to get it off your screen or your shit was fried.
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Thought granny was slaughter gang for a sec.
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y'all not assertive enough we be like 13 deep in VC playing 4 completely different games and giving comms for eachseparate one in real time and sometimes you gotta domain clash with someone to get the point across ain't nobody pulling a "you go".
how it be when you tryna let out a sentence in vc but you keep getting talked over so you can't even go beyond the first word
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when you on album 3 and you startin to think it might've just been a fluke
doing a full discography listen when I find an artist im very interested in
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This a hacked build you can't even obtain that shit legitimately you can only get it if you were born with it.
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how are you even in possession of this video bruh I been strugglin to breathe over this shit for 5 minutes.
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it got so bad Dylan literally asked the enemy team for advice after the game and they aired him😭😭😭😭.
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When the girl I was talking to would question why I liked 18 "I hate my girl" tweets in a row
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i'm fuckin cryin yo the universe is hilarious man this joke like 3 years in the making this is elite.
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after 11 hours of playtime I have concluded I could make this same tweet about 70% of the cast what the fuck is wrong with this game dude.
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yeah i'm cooked there's ass on screen and I was getting genuinely angry when she didn't drink the pot when she got it and instead drank it in the room with the biggest fucking window ever.
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@sugarsmorecake internet got niggas thinkin they gotta be guccithirdleg or they're doomed forever no woman of god takin all that the only proverb a man should live by is the ancient #biggerthanyourphone metric.
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we need a stronger term than devil magic legitimately it's beyond that now.
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@Halfemback nahhh the full context is he pulled up to this place where they take orders in like skimpy clothes on some hooters shit and he was going through the drive thru with no pants on and they recognized him which is why the lady was recording when he pulled up he was on freaky timing.
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If that mugshot hits the timeline it's over.
Donald Trump says on his social media platform that he will be arrested on Tuesday and calls for protests.
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aye bruh I do not feel bad for this freakzoid ass nigga at all it's unfortunate he didn't get the help he very clearly needed but I definitely feel bad for the family he left behind like that part's not funny at all but dawg this shit be killin me😭😭😭😭😭
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@TreeRex29 they went 2 whole streams with 0 wins bro i've literally never seen anything like this they're deadass like 0-20.
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y'all not funny?.
how do u flirt w women without feeling like ur predatory for doing so.
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presidential assassination attempt 5 mins ago and this nigga posting fort clips.
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@SuperDuperSaad yeah this is basically the gist of what I told her lol it requires an inherent otherization of black men and even though it comes in a lot of forms at it's core it revolves around me being some genetic fuck machine shit's largely produced for cucks to jerk off to lol.
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@fujisart yeah idk lol to me it's in the same vein as chasers but ig nonblack people don't see it like that lmao same with those people that say shit like "chocolate" 😭blacked stuff specifically is the weirdest example though cause it's like very clearly for cucked white dudes lmao.
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@waveguts sometimes. A nigga called me like 12 hours after I put in an app on there but for the most part nah.
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This nigga so washed they turned him into a soap dispenser oh my lord
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aye man i'm not gon watch the show but the actual voice actor tweeting that hashtag is the greatest instance of proof that we need more black voice actors i'm cryin laughin bro.
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I genuinely don't understand how someone's brain can permit them to do that. I play tank every game so that's taken care of but watching everyone else instalock dps is genuinely mindboggling because. what do you think is going to happen? Who are you killing with no heals?.
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why is everyone pretending I said something crazy? if you played og fort you know this is a 1:1 analogy
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how does he look so compact it look like that nigga got a corset on wtf.
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Hate is the strongest human emotion dawg this is proof you actually just don't understand how crazy this is.
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it's actual tears in my eyes bruh.
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every game since I bought this skin has essentially been a family guy cutaway i'm actually so exhausted
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Curry sacrificing the souls of affordable housing residents to fix Klay's shot
Warriors in the locker room for this 3rd quarter devil run
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this roblox horror game asks you if you have trouble paying attention when you open it and if you say yes it plays super stretched subway surfers gameplay at the bottom of your screen during a minute and 30 long cutscene describing the game's shitty plot the youth is finished man
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why would you willingly participate in a game that you know you have 0 chance of winning lmao like I get no role queue for "creativity" or whatever but shitters don't get creative they just instalock their dps man that they're somehow still shit on despite only playing them lol.
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Size 13
shoes on GOAT be $150 until you press yo size then they be $256k.
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this nigga be documentary farming.
“I know that Rudy (Gobert) has a very good chance of winning it this year, and it would be deserved. Let him win it now, because after that it's no longer his turn." - Victor Wembanyama
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Jokes aside though I swear these bots went extinct like 7 months ago and now they're back randomly what the fuck.
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searching through thousands of pieces with only one mute term and blocking artists doesn't stop their stuff from appearing
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@twtwasamistake ye in the case of black dudes being into it it's usually just a power thing but I don't see the empowerment in "hey you were born to fuck my wife lol" like I guess it's better than the "african migrants are coming to fuck your wife" angle but they're both harmful so i'm good lol.
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@Halfemback yeah they had his face and plate on video and everything he was definitely gonna get put on the registry that's prob why he did it.
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you can tell when a nigga don't be watchin anime like that fr cause why are you reppin bunny girl senpai.
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I knew it was coming and I still laughed man fuck.
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@sugarsmorecake competitive homosexuality they dont even realize it fr they playin build a nigga.
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@AsagiKurosagi And to see their art you have to go through 6 uma musume screenshots, maybe a gbf bar drop, and some food photos it's great.
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Been sending post workout pics to this cute one lately cause he enjoys them and it's cute watching him react idk😭.
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I am glad to know you all were equally as tormented as I was by the thanos snap video, the baljeet video, the car crash video, the le fish video that seemingly spanned infinity, and so on. Follow me before pride month ends and I revert to my base form
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it's gotten to the point where I just do not want to play outside of a 6 stack at all because a random supp is like a pink diamond and a random tank is even rarer somehow and idk what to do to get real humans on my team. I'd say climb in comp but my friend is diamond so like lmao.
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Aye imma clarify I watched the entire game there are def some things they could've done but what I mean is some of these shots are just ridiculous bro like half of these are no calls that he just splashes Gohlke is inevitable and he faces NC State at 7 today i'll be there🙏🏾.
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@TupacAl1veCuba Watching my 3-7 Magik instalock who only plays Magik run into the enemy team for the 8th time as my duo flails around as solo support and I get dragged to the backrooms by wolverine as solo tank
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aye this was just a funny lil joke about the shapes matching please don't make it anymore than that while i'm asleep/at work lol idk anything about this lady as a person and have no qualms with her content (outside of the quality of it) I was just gettin a lil joke off lmao.
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@KyeZzzz The source matters arguably as much as the end result. Regardless of what comes out, i'm not going to be able to enjoy it if I know it's some stolen frankenstein-esque amalgamation that a computer spit out off a couple words. Your labor inherently makes your art valuable.
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nah black clover slander like 2 years ago was actually so special.
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