I tweet about the horrors of retail so you can experience it vicariously through me.

i want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery and i act like i don’t wanna go

side nigga saturday

https://t.co/XSNyp5a1Us

working in IT:

🌟 #Jahoda

they want you lazy and lonely and trapped in your house so your only connection to other people will be through buying things

I will never pretend to care about age gaps beyond a “I couldn’t see myself doing it personally” but I genuinely physically recoil any time I hear a birth year beyond like 2005 I actually have no idea how anyone reconciles with that

an autistic german is probably the most socially inept you can get on paper right? unless i'm forgetting something

like i just find it hard to believe my wife would sit through an hour of sora AI random tanks with me but fuck it my duo will we might as well just lock it in man whatever

ngl man after the games i've had tonight i've come to the conclusion that it lowkey makes the most sense to just marry your overwatch duo

#今年も残りわずかなので今年一番伸びた絵を貼る シトラリ

ヤフォダrkgk

Shai literally HAS to be MVP this season no debate but this Jokic season special

nigga told me to hit my shots on cass when I literally had more damage than his duo bruh we are moira mercy doom into mauga no way i'm the problem here

i'm cryin this nigga's duo is a dogshit junk but he types at me to blame me for the loss cause he can't flame his duo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

かわいい

died and went to heaven

omfg man I just remembered if she asked me if I was gonna go to this one show after I sent her vids from the Chiodos set and I aired her lmao I just gotta give her my number that app deleted man I can't do it

Imma fold and go see snow strippers with her though probably fuck it man

Pretty girl I’ve been friends with forever has been tryna make plans with me to go see a show for like forever now and I just keep airing her off of my sheer hatred for IG like i’m sorry I fw you but I start taking poison damage every time I open that app I can’t