NAM VAR ASSISTANT🇳🇦
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At least the X should be like this or having a bird in it😭🤏🏾
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I remember writing grade 12 sick, I prayed that God should heal me and help me pass my grade. So He did help me🥺🙏🏽
In my varsity years, I prayed that He should help me graduate 1st & 2nd course 👨🎓, He did🙏🏽
Today you must be living 2 or more of your prayers. Celebrate God🥺🙏🏽❤️
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For example your boyfriend bought you a push gift of a Benz and impregnate another girl. Wozala 😹💀
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If they don’t post each other while they’re dating, we post them.! Let’s keep Namibia clean 💀
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Dear Sunny, we hope you’ve turned into an Angel 👼 already that will be watching us from heaven. 🖤🕯🕊
We are not crying that you’re gone, BUT because you left un-accomplished dreams.😪😪
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There a many morals of life behind this reunion, and we can learn on, 🙈
Can we join hands and just wish them well 🥺
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Let’s give credit where it’s due.
Commander, we appreciate you, thank you for standing out for the real Namibia and it’s future (YOUTH). 🙏🏽🖤
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We were in a cab, she was on the front seat and I was telling her to close her window, she didn’t want.
My Revenge: 💀
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This year She was supposed to be in a white bride gown, not white coffin 🥺😭 This must be the worst mare. 🕊 🕊Strength to AKA 🙏🏽
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Namibian pound osho neee askrufwa om’pulakeni 💔💀😂
So now she will start again with the ka piano? 🎹💀
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Okokutyiike shampaike okakombwena kathanganya, ofilu! 😭
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Seeing yourself aging, unemployed while you’ve all the papers that supposed to get you a job is another type of pain manh💔🤧
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May you get that License in your first day trial of 2022🕯🙏🏽
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Voting
@Shipululo
into power to be a Mayor was the BEST thing we have done fellow youth! Our FUTURE looks bright and promising ☺️☺️
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The only pickup that will give you satisfaction on the road (speed) and bakkie duties 😍😍
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Dear students, thou you walk in valleys of tests, assignments and projects, Fear no module. It shall end in a graduation gown! 🎓🙏🏽
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The fight not to be missed😹💀
Date coming out soon 😎
Top Cheri. 🥊 Newturn
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Your second emoji is how your father reacted when you were born. 😂
Mine: 🙈
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Ohango with 10 people 😲 no eembwitis, no those rich single aunties tava hongifwa ii poraroes, no “Junior take the key so you go get who who po service “ vibes🤒, no those two cousins that are crushing on each other🤥 Boring! mxih Corona jou putchek manh
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So Juliana Shi🦗 have been editing her bum bum in pictures this whole time???🤣🤣💀
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Eyakulo lyoshigwana yaholike, oshitopolwa shomatumwalaka ga kwalukehe, pititha etumwalaka lyoye 😂 let’s go......
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Okokutyiike meme nguno shampiike ekunapele ongonyo, olife yoye oya ova! 😬😬
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😂😂 Even Super Sport got its uniform, why not NAM VAR, pls if you see us in town don’t attack 😹🙏🏽
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Namibian government, please provide unemployed graduates with a N$500 allowance for the meantime while they’re job hunting.😭🙏🏽
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Tetiiii ano
@SeccyTuuli
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@ndeapo__
ongiini🤒 you guys confuse me manh, tell me you’re twins 👯😌
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I’m NOT getting impressed by ladies driving AMGs and owning double story houses no more.🤧 Tsek, y’all getting banged for positions and come to flex in our faces trying to make us feel that we are not working smart and hard enough. Mxih, miilungu yeni, moer 🙄🙄
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VAR did the review beloveds 💀
Blame the machine 🙈
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Dear God😭🙏🏽
We have hope & faith in You, we believe You can do it for us, we want to have this celebration one day. We will gladly appreciate You for the lesson of life and signs that you’re capable of clearing this world in a blink of an eye. May You do it for us Lord 🥺🙏🏽
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Dear students, get your license now, so that once you’re done with books, the years of experience in driving will meet the minimum requirements by the employer, the year of first issue will save you. Don’t be like “if I get a license now, whose car will I be driving” Just do it!
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Body language don’t lie, it will end in Fingerling 😹😹😹💀
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Dear God, thank you for another year of life. ☺️🙏🏽 🎂
I’m now old enough to be a savage dog y’all 😂😂🌚
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Ano meme winya okuna uu version veli va2, oka two in one nenge ano ongiini yaholike? 🤔🤔
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May you receive a life changing call this week. 🕯🙇🏻
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Stealing this without being caught red handed was smart until grannies introduced that ka palm leave chewing strategy 🥴🥴 yirrrr fear grannies. 🙌🏽😂
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Level of humor in a leader or a representative is one of the quality I look up in leaders….Amushe for the people. 💯😌
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🕯May you get that license
🕯 May you get shortlisted for that job interview and win it
🕯 May you get that qualification
🕯 2021 should be a year to move from zero to Hero 🦁
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May the spirit of studying attack all the students that are online now! Fireeeee😂😂😂
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21 May 2021 🥳🎂
Hasho nee nda dalwa nenaa😂😂 wugh☺️ Thank you God for another year of life.
You can send me wishes with bank notifications too ☺️😉
Okanomolaaa, 0814929560 😂 Tangiii
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We are fixing Namibia, they’re dating but they don’t post each other, so I did! 💀
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Demonstrating for injustice and oppression of human rights is NORMAL.
Free Amushe!!!
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If Emma made it in life at her 24 years of age and I passed that without making it in life, And Steve Harvey reached his dream career at the age of 38, whomst am I to rush the process??🤷🏽♂️😂 Nah manh, I’m patiently waiting for God’s timing. 🙌🏽😂
That Benz is coming 😌🔥
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Oprohalama yili mombepo ewi lyamanguluka om’pulakeni, otuli poshikumungu sho “push gifts 🎁”.
Let’s go!.... 😂😂
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If TwinsPower 👯♀️ was a person,😋
Let’s appreciate twins all over the world, @ them. 😎😎
Maita na Ndafita 👇🏽👇🏽
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Mboli meneere gwa meme winya oye amitike Sendry??😹💀 yaholike iham’popisha kaaa 😹
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As young as you’re, you really just ruined your reputation, future, blessings and parents peace over a phone??? 😭😭
Moral:the “kwaito-kwaito gangster” will ruin you fellow youth. Being titled a coward doesn’t mean you’re weak, it’s a sign that you know what’s best out of a man!
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Vati oshatulwa nale kumwe ku tate Kalunga 🤓😎
All the best 🤓😎💀😹😹
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Ladies, normalize having sexy voices manh, 🤒 ogh om’ntu toti hallo ndee owafaike Agogo Skuza 🤧
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Dreams of fellow youths are being cut short, probably not even halfway of the missions, young leaders that could have changed lives in their homestead, communities or countries going for their eternal rest before time, 😭It’s a heartbreak💔 Rest easy Champ. 🕊🕯
@asser_dominicus
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I’m not hating but, fellow Namibians that are selling branded masks for $150-$200, don’t you feel guilty at some point? 🥺 I mean what are you desperate for? Money or someone’s health?? We are in this pandemic, where some people got retrenched, people’s wages, salaries got cut,
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Tate Kalunga tugalulila Jomolizo tse tukupe Haikali! 😭 Katushiwetewe nawa kaaa
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I’m not good at sign language but this one I seem to understand. She got the skills of handling it😉😌😹
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Full UNAM graduate and I understand nothing. 😭 I’m ready to be a cowboy there by Omangeti,
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Long weekend is coming, We know your R7, M4, Rs8, Raptor, GD6, 4Motion can hit them numbers on that road, well, think about this, you’re amongst different families bread winners, don’t risk their lives with your “my car can not be overtaken by this other car” mentality.
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Imagine dating a girl that can't speak Afrikaans🤭🤭Om'ntu kaamushi kuya poka Sunday session, Aantu otayati "om te se", madam goye okuumba eike elungu, 💀💀
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Whatever is sucking blood in those roads💔😭 horrible accidents claiming lives here and there, ow God😭🙏🏽
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Stop hiding the beloved ones😹😹💀
The machines don’t lie🤣
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Uunona aveshe ovo, aveshe! Dr First okwa nyanyanga nale. Itiikufufya😹💀
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What happened to the job opportunities that Gazza promised Namibians that side of Dubai??🥺🥺
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Like and retweet if you can see your team here🤣
Man United ✊🏽😌
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Paife Sally okwa divorce nee aye ku Tate winya???😬
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Now I understand why she’s thanking the Lord🤭😂
Mara what shoe size is dis???🙆🏽♂️🤣
Size 10 maybe?🤔
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Omwati nee sugar mummies changed their calling to “Rich aunties” nenge ngiini?
Iham’popisha yaholike🙈
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Dear tweep reading this, I love you❤️.
And I wish you well. 🙏🏽🌱
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Meme ngwee owa shave eenkudhu! 😂 nenge oka new hairstyle komee armpits?🙈🙈
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Meet Namcash (Maitina) the first guy to threaten people on social media and got surprised by Icebox (Namibian John Wick) in 1988.😂
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Om’pwilikini nom’landuli go radio 📻 yoshiwambo, natuku taambeko ishewe mo prohalama yomayele koshigwana. Avoid elaka lahonga, omatukano, omatilifo, oto tetwa mombepo kaapuna onjoolola...let’s go!.....😂😂
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So Gazza, Top Cheri and King Tee Dee don’t have data today nenge why didn’t the respond to my tweet??😩😩😩I’m not fine 🥺
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The pain of unfollowing a fellow tweep’s account because he/she is no longer must be the worst 😭💔 🕊
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Review was done: Big foul 💀😂
VAR: Red card and straight suspension for two games
@Zinddahh
😹😹😹💀
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Let’s have our middle names thread 😌
Mine: Ndeutala 😎
Yours???😁😁
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Violence violence, 🥵🤣 TopCheri okwatilwa o paraffin mbela🤧😂 🔥
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Sunny’s death is paining me like Dr.Abraham Iyambo’s one manh 😭😭
I’ve never interacted with them but... 😪😪
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Our parents sold their livestock, kapana, marula fruits kennels, for our tuition fees and accommodation at universities. Just for us to graduate 🎓 and sit with them home since the Government and financial institutions don’t want to facilitate the services the promised. 😭
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Twitter timeline is no longer the same, you scroll up, it’s a death notice, scroll down, death notice 😭💔
And mostly it’s the youth, 😔 Share love beloveds, any day could be your last day. ❤️🕯
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My mother did all this to me ndee oye toya wu tuke shili shili? 🥺 It will end in tears broer
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Ola ngiini momakaku mono🙄
Ndee owoopala sheeli ❤️❤️
Herbalife shoes ano?? 😌
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Tomorrow by 22:00 condoms will be out of stock, 😹😹😹 trust me on this 🙌🏽
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Rest Bafethu, Rest!
Twitter Violence 😭💀
Let me light my cigar 🚬 😹
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Ano how do you guys read “Sbwl”????😭😭
Do you read like “Sibwil” OR “Sabawel”??? 🤒🤒
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Shapumba inahala kulya nande, oshipadi eike shile shike 💀😂
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Paife okwa galukila mefuta nenge ano ongiini? 💀
We want to throw in also 🫣
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Her: you got to drink your water, and mind your business 🥰
VAR: Before we mind our ngeshef, How many of you wears this belt? 😹 this a straight red card, that was a bad tackle.
@PetrusDavid10
😹😹
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Mboli Kafu kaNamibia okunamo oma sugar mummies mo SWAPO😹💀 ugh ndele iham’popisha yaholike😹😹
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