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@miss_sonke
Nqobizitha
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@Ntobeko_Njomane Lmao because once there are other wives after me or I'm the wife who came after one or two wives, that marriage is already an open marriage, there's no need to even discuss it. Automatically. Open!
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@against_biased
itispossible
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@Ntobeko_Njomane @Letebem Most can't satisfy one wife/woman. It's a serious job to regularly deliver an orgasm to a woman.
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@Ntobeko_Njomane
Ntobeko 🌸
21 hours
It’s funny that polygamous men think all their partners are faithful to them 😹
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@Femeluaka1
Sir Fem Eluaka
10 hours
@AfricaFirsts Nigeria 🇳🇬 is the first African country to grant Presidential pardon to drug pushers, murderers /hardened criminals and have peace talks with terrorists. Ask @grok if you think i am lying.
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@AfricaFirsts
Africa First
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Benin 🇧🇯 has the third best road infrastructure in Africa.
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@teffo_ME
👑 Emily T👑
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Black men : " congratulations Rachel, she deserves the 50%. She was there before the money " Also Black men: " being there before the money doesn't mean Enhle deserves it. She didn't teach him how to dj " 🤦
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@Glaziya
Glaziya
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I’ve had sleepless nights since learning that some junior mining companies operating in Zambia aren’t listed on the Lusaka Stock Exchange but are listed abroad. The question that keeps me up is simple: Who really owns the country?
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@Qhawe___L
Qhawe
18 hours
Something ain't right with these bath allergic sun-dodgers,They go around disrupting & destroying ecosystems then call it discovery.
@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
1 day
A person discovers a bright little bird tucked inside a dried bloom https://t.co/j4nJr5lxf8
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@UpittyAfrican
Kazi
5 hours
YT pipo are demonic and nothing can convince me otherwise!!!
@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
1 day
A person discovers a bright little bird tucked inside a dried bloom https://t.co/j4nJr5lxf8
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@twieterazzi
Shomza🇿🇦🇲🇼
1 day
There are British settlers in Africa who only speak English and haven't bothered to learn native languages
@RupertLowe10
Rupert Lowe MP
2 days
If a foreign national living in England is unable to speak English, they should not be able to continue living in England.
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@UpittyAfrican
Kazi
6 hours
How convenient. Coz buying a grave site, digging and have a whole ceremony at the cemetery would be too much work. Then we’ll expect tombstones etc. Not forgetting the access it will give to those who wanna make sure😭😭😭
@LuthandoFuze
Mapholoba
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lol after speculating that we don’t believe he is dead , they cremate him ?? Body burned to ashes in an urn ?? 😂😂😂😂😂 shrewd I’ll give them that !!
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@UpittyAfrican
Kazi
6 hours
Why am I craving cheese and pepperoni pizza tho?
@MiyakeHidekazu
Hidekazu Miyake
6 months
Albino Pac-Man Frog male
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@PfareloMulondo
Mulondo
19 hours
Burna Boy being the only artist who failed to fill up FNB stadium at his peak is still the craziest thing 😂
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@TsitsiNotha
Tshepi
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@_aboihasnoname Knowing yourself>>>instead of being pseudo billionaire
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@ZmMogul
FUTURE MOGUL 🦍
20 hours
The government has invested in its PR department that they make everything appear beautiful.. Though one with common sense would it’s not as advertised because if it were,Rwandanese people would not be coming to countries like Zambia to create/and sleep in drainages..
@AfricaFirsts
Africa First
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Rwanda 🇷🇼 is the most lawful country in Africa.
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@iamchris_onX
Chris 🦍 TK on X
12 hours
@Khutchthefarmer He's probably insecure about his Uber job & trying to mask that by telling you, "He's making money" outside his Uber hustle He's judging himself for doing that job & thinks other people do too. Frankly, no one actually cares It's a sad way to live that kind of life honestly
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@Aviwe_ii
Aviwe Ndabazipheli
22 hours
the candle works wonders 😭🔥
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@UpittyAfrican
Kazi
10 hours
Those ones don’t have gym contracts, they just starving. Everyone’s six pack shows when you don’t have a proper salary😭
@MsJonkerss
Baby Girl
16 hours
The boys were shirtless and we saw di six pack not belly’s thank gawdddd😭😭
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@UpittyAfrican
Kazi
10 hours
Nna guys please invite me to your work year end functions. Im a vibe a parties and I mind my business. I don’t have time to be talking to strange peoples nosy aunts and featuring in family photos when all I want is music, food and drank😭
@RoyaltyGomo
Gomolemo.❤️
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It’s wedding season and I’m available as a plus one bathong 🙂‍↕️
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@_makho_ZA
M A K H O
22 hours
Off topic but this is where the way taxi industry been dealing with e-hailing drivers , baffle me . Late ngabo 11pm or whatever and you expect me to get home how ? Nxla
@ten10alpha
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Uber drivers after the Travis Scott concert
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