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I commented this "❤🔒" on my boyfriend's picture and some babes responded with "🔑🔓"
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Girls get friend zoned too. Only difference is the guy will still sleep with you
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When the time is right , I the Lord will make it happen
😭🥺 first day
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I'll never understand why supermarkets build 20 tills and only use 3 😭
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Children need happy parents more than parents who are together for “their sake”.
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December slapped better when we were young because it wasn't our money that was being spent😭
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Spoil yourself, you deserve it.BUT ONLY after you have PAID people you owe!
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December slapped better when we were young because it wasn't our money that was being spent😭
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Alcohol tastes better when you know there is sex waiting for you at home😩
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Dear Recruiters
Normalize not holding interviews when you have already decided who is getting the job. The unemployed borrow money for transport, clothes to look good for interviews. It’s hard out there .
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Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying a God he himself also disobeyed?
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Hearing sex sounds from next door is actually sexual harassment.......
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My wedding vows are gonna be short AF “Mfethu don’t make me regret what I’m doing today “😊😅
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Akunzima kwa casual sex, after he drove me to work this morning , we high fived each other 😭🤦🏽♀️
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I'll never understand why supermarkets build 20 tills and only use 3😭😭😭
Ka month end !!!
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My daughter heard me call my bf ngo daddy so now she calls him “ubabakho”😭😭😭
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You'll never receive Trash service from a Black Male Cashier🙌🏽
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As soon as uthanda indoda more than he loves you, you’ve lost.
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One thing I’ve noticed ?Amadoda awamfuni umntu onengqondo too much
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I shaved my stadium but then the sports ground started leaking and the match was cancelled.
😭😭
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You ever been so broke but God still supplied your every need?
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Yaz once a man apologizes, he forgives himself. Usala wedwa Wena nenhliziyo ebuhlungu😭😭
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Stop assuming that people with no kids , don't have responsibilities
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Missionary with eye contact while holding hands is dangerous 😭😭😭😭
Kere I sent him R750 ya full tank
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Real sex ke man on top, if o batla diPosition, o bule company!!
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The way married guys in their 30s cheat is too reckless man lol did they force y’all to get married? 🥴
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flat doggy and you guys are holding hands and he's breathing into your ear / neck 🥺😩
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Even with a billion I’ll still say “siya zama motase”because niyathakatha
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my pussy probably thinks I passed away ... relax mamas we going to get some soon 😂😂
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Stay away from “I’ve apologized,what more do you want” kind of people
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At my age I don't know how to comfort a crying man I end up ke mo nyobisa😭
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Sex addicts - it's either they have sinuses or eye problems 🚩🚩🚩🚩
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If we date , PLEASE DON’T post me. Next thing uyafeba and I’m a public humiliation
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Am I the only person here that comes from a family that doesn’t have a WhatsApp group😭💔
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There’s no way someone’s downfall can make you rejoice unless oloya
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I'm selling chickens online...you transfer money nginika inkuku ama direction
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God reduced your circle because He heard conversations you didn't.
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Abanye abantwana sail through life and wena you always just have to try harder, always have to be strong, always have to understand, It’s always never your time .
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Breakup ingichaza masew'funa ukuba Rich fast khona azozisola 🤣
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Asked this guy if he’s married, he said I’m ruining the conversation 🙆🏽♀️🤦🏾♀️
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A woman that loves her man will never hesitate on spending on him
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The way married guys in their 30s cheat is too reckless man lol did they force y’all to get married? 🥴
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As umjita normalise saying “I can’t afford the life you want me to give you rn so I’m out.”
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I hate deep kisses, I found myself chewing rice I didn’t eat😭
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12 years of basic education
+-4 years of tertiary education
= 16 years of education to earn +-R8000
Yaneh 😭😭
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And GBV also includes you slapping him when having a heated arguments, pushing him around when you are angry, smashing his phone against the wall or floor, splashing water or a drink on his face when you are upset. You are not a "crazy girlfriend" you are violent and abusive.
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Umjita will be sick and when you go to check on him, umuntu aku bhebhe 😭
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I swear when you dating the right person, even your cheating skills disappear😭
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"How much topper?"
"R8"
"How much Doritos?"
"R20"
"Okay give me one Go-slo and strikers”
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My nails cost about R250+, hair is R400+ and eyelashes R450.
I’m in a relationship and I’ll ask my man for R0.00. My man is my boyfriend,not my father.
Y’all females need to stop viewing men as walking banks period and ok..
Men have stopped reading by now. Rob him, sis!MTYE😭
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"I was just checking up on you" kusho isgebengu sifuna ikuku 🤦🏾♀️
Ftsek!!
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I kissed someone at groove last night. Can’t remember who they are but I miss him so much😭
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Letting him stay inside for a bit so he can feel your nani breathe 😭🥺
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This year we stop making effort for people who do not reciprocate📌
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If Jub Jub makes a show called “You promised to meet me”, they’ll fetch me everyday😭
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just wanna be fingered while sitting on his lap and moan into his mouth 😭😭😭
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If you haven't watched Squid Game at this point, peer pressure got nothing on you
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I had sex with this guy on the first night, and it wasn't because I don't respect myself. It was because he looked easy and I 🥺😭
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This adulting thing will teach you to drink alcohol not brand!Zonke bonke kamoka!
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The only thing I hate about umjolo is the sex part . Umuntu azi phinda phinde ngawe😩😩
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I'm a needy af girl.... I want consistent communication, attention, your time, your love and your dick 😭❤
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Am I the only person here that comes from a family that doesn’t have a WhatsApp group😭💔
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And this guy has been genuinely treating me way better than my bf, ke mo fe chance?
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BUYING YOUR OWN BOOZE CAN SAVE YOU FROM A LOT OF UNWANTED SEX!!
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