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Since Prince Archie & Princess Lilibet are no longer private citizens, but titled members of the British Monarchy, I think the British public have a right to further information about these children…. Lets start with Doctors present at birth. And go from there…. @RoyalFamily 🤔.
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Princess Charlotte leaning so close into her mum she need not have taken up a seat….We know Charlotte, we know.🖤
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An appreciation tweet for HRH The Duchess of Edinburgh. Sophie was living her best life tonight, singing & dancing (at times to the discomfort of James, but I always say what the point of having teenagers if you can’t embarrass them😉). Go Soph. Love it😍
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Let’s forward to Feb 2023. The Netflix show is long gone. The book has been published. What then?.The King will still be The King. The Prince & Princess of Wales will still be The Prince & Princess of Wales. Britain will still have a Monarchy. Harry will still be miserable.
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Prince William, Princess Catherine, King Charles & Queen Camilla - . I hope - and I mean this very sincerely - you are all ok. You don’t deserve all this. No one does. It will pass. 🤍.@RoyalFamily @KensingtonRoyal.
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‘The door is always open. The ball is in their court’. Harry. Sweetheart. I’m going to say this SLOWLY for you…. Your dad is THE KING. Your brother is THE HEIR. They do not do balls in their court. They are THE COURT. Enjoy your life OVERSEAS…😎.
“The door is always open.” . Prince Harry sits down for an exclusive interview with Tom Bradby this Sunday at 9pm on ITV1. Harry: The Interview | Watch on ITV1 or stream on ITVX at 9pm on Jan 8. @tombradby #ITV #ITVX
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They. Put. Their. Monogram. On. The. Doormat. If anyone still wonders about the scale of their grandiosity, wonder no longer…
Sorry, is that their Royal monogram on the doormat in California?!
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Question. Would Harry still be upset about the hierarchy in the royal family if he was at the top of it?. 👑.
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Where are Harry’s friends?.Nacho? The Fosters? Janina Gavankar?.Oprah? Elton?.Tyler, where’s Tyler?. Where is MEGHAN?. The silence & invisibility is deafening.
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Harry The Interview . Harry hopes a reconciliation between him & his family will HAVE A RIPPLE EFFECT ACROSS THE ENTIRE WORLD. Excuse me, but what the fuck?🤯🤯😳😳😳.
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For all the ‘Harry & Meghan’ will steal all the limelight if they come to the coronation, let’s not forget that the Royal Family have their very own limelight stealer to deploy at will…. One that loves The King & will happily share his limelight with him…☺️
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This photo tells its own story. The protective hand, gripped with tension. The turning of heads. The supportive glance of a concerned brother. If you ever had doubts about reported mistreatment of Charlotte, this should refute them.
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Just incase Harry was wondering…. The King already has ‘the right people around him…’. Be warned, eh!😉
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Harry & Meghan look away now!. This is Princess Beatrice hugging Sussex sworn enemy Piers Morgan. Eugenie was there for lunch too. There are many photos, they must have know there was a photographer. Its a statement. The coronation just got frostier😉🤣.
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Harry & Meghan on Netflix. First impressions - Netflix you have been ripped off. Hugely 🤣🤣🤣.
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I wonder if Harry has given any thought to life after his book. Once it’s had its headlines, been fact checked exposing it’s lies, ridiculed & slammed for its hypocrisy, what then?. The King will still be The King. William will still be Heir. Harry will still be miserable.
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Harry & Meghan on Netflix. “It was terrifying to have my brother scream & shout at me…”. Terrifying. I remind you - this is Harry who likes to portray himself as a WAR HERO, who bravely fought in Afghanistan - being ‘terrified’ at his brother raising his voice at him. Pathetic.
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‘Harry you’ve got the wrong number….’🤣🤣🤣. Who knew the day wasn’t done with the Christmas gifts…. That they felt comfortable making this joke tell you everything you need to know about how the Sussexes are viewed.😉☺️.
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I know Harry isn’t know for his intellect but first boos at a Royal Family set piece, and now an empty room at a well publicised UN event, even he must know the game is up. Surely.
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<Harry says being chased by paps for "more than two hours" was the "closest I have ever felt" to understanding what happened on the night Diana died, a source close to the couple claims>. Ah. So thats why he left his seatbelt off like his mum did then?.
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One more thing about the Harry & Meghan part of King Charles speech - No titles. No Duke & Duchess. No Sussex. No Prince. Just Harry & Meghan.👏👍.
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The Royal Family. Attending en masse. Strong. Supportive. UNITED. Sussex who?
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Harry The Interview. “I love my Family. Nothing of anything I’ve done in this book is to harm them or hurt them…”. Pfft.
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<Well, she said she wanted to be a cartoon princess. Now, thanks to the brilliant minds at 'South Park,' Meghan Markle is one.>. Congratulations Meghan!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Also turns out that theres still a market for animation. Pearl just wasnt good enough.
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<He was hoping his family, especially William, would lay their cards on the table & have an open conversation with him, but they haven’t made progress>. No apology. No progress. No conversation. Reassuring, isn’t it👍👍.
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Sussex supporters - before you jump up & down & yell ‘lies & smears’, start nasty hashtags about the staff who say Meghan bullied them, remember this -.They too have a voice & should be encouraged to use it. They too are telling their truth. They too will no longer be silenced.
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If Harry thinks it’s acceptable to talk about the Wales Children and their respective roles & future within the Monarchy, does this mean it is now acceptable to talk, without criticism, about his children….⁉️🤔🧐.
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Meghan in The Cut interview only 2 weeks ago “Harry said to me, ‘I lost my dad in this process.’ It doesn’t have to be the same for them as it was for me, but that’s his decision.”.Harry today “we now honour my father in his new role as King Charles III.”. Ok then 🙄🙄🙄🙄.
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<I feel like this is my life’s mission, to right the wrongs of the very thing that drove us out. Because it took my mum, it took Caroline Flack, who was my girlfriend, & it nearly took my wife>. Does anyone else find the hijacking of Caroline Flack to the Harry cause distasteful?.
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<The f-cking grifters. That’s the podcast we shoulda launched with them,” he said. “I gotta get drunk one night & tell the story of the Zoom I had with Harry to try & help him with a podcast idea. It’s one of my best stories.”>. Bill - I’m buying…🥃
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Huge front page. The Daily Mail is going all in on the provocation. This is a dare. A very public dare to very litigious egotists. Its also a trap - sue, to try to rebut this horror of a headline, and almost certainly lose. Or don’t sue, and silently confirm it’s veracity…☺️
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<Harry & Meghan will not be invited to take part in the official balcony appearance & many members of the family have no wish to socialise with the couple>. No balcony. No friendly welcome. No children at ceremony. Message received Harry & Meghan?😉😉😉👍
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<A source close to Harry said he immediately decided to come to the UK as soon as possible to be by his father's side>. We’ve moved from a visit to loving son dashing to sit by his ailing fathers bed. I didn’t think I could dislike Harry more.I was wrong🙄
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So it’s done. The Sussexes win. What Meghan wants, Meghan gets. Speechless really. @RoyalFamily.
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Harry is openly demanding change to the function of our Constitutional Head of State.He is threatening them. Blackmailing. Whilst it is right that the family rise above, this more menacing tone cannot be ignored by our government. This isn’t a family issue.It is an issue of state.
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Harry & Meghan on Netflix Dec 2022 (Ep4). ”the amount of abuse we got for not wanting to serve our children up on a silver platter was incredible…”. March 2023. Bugger that. Where’s the platter?💰💰
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<they constructed this completely ridiculous & unpleasant story about how maltreated they were— which, frankly, no one believes. No one cared about Meghan’s race. They could have made things different for people & they chose not to>. Thank you Sir Trevor👏
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Sophie is just about at the very end of her patience and duty. Public performance done. Family privacy awaits…
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<Beaming Katy thanked his majesty for the privilege & revealed her honour as she gushed: 'I got to bring my mum and stay in a castle!'.>. Katy was effusive about being there. The pointedness wasn’t even subtle 😉😉🤣🤣.
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Piers Morgan, after enjoying a gossipy lunch with Beatrice & Eugenie, described RF attitudes to Harry as being between ‘chilly’ & ‘murderous’. The coronation will be decidedly frosty for him. And no amount of Elizabeth Arden creme will soothe this particular frostbite…❄️😆😆.
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Many seem to think that @JeremyClarkson was wrong to apologise to Meghan.I have to disagree - in this instance.In making public his apology he has reversed some sympathy & shown them to be petulant & mean spirited. He has exposed the ‘hold up your hands & we will forgive’ rubbish.
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<Queen Elizabeth II begged them to select something from her private collection of jewelry at Buckingham Palace instead.>. Queen Elizabeth BEGGED?. The Monarch does not beg. 😳😳😳.
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Harry on Dax Shepard podcast May 21 -.My wife said ‘… 'You don't need to be a princess. You can create the life that will be better than any princess.'. Harry, March 2023 - I want my daughter to be a PRINCESS right now!! It is her BIRTHRIGHT! . 🙄🙄
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<Harry must be told that if he wishes to remain a member of the RF, he will have to behave as members of the RF are expected to. If he can’t accept this Harry must become a private citizen>. Yep. It’s time @RoyalFamily @10DowningStreet
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Harry wants a family & not an institution. Thank goodness The King was kind enough to honour this desire by not giving titles to the children eh?. 😉👑.
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Its been a week now since Harry & Megan on Netflix was aired in full. Where is the A list support?.Who has come out & praised them for their bravery?.Paid tribute to their suffering?. We‘ve had a swarm of insignificant’s wanting attention themselves but no one BIG. It‘ll sting☺️.
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Just when you think it impossible to dislike Harry more than you do already, up he pops spewing more bile, and proves you wrong. My contempt for him is absolute.
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Meghan leading a Military PARADE?. Did I miss her serving? Her rank?. Of all the nonsense @WeAreInvictus has allowed, this is perhaps the most egregious. Shes not just inappropriately dressed, she’s inappropriately THERE🤯
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I think Meghan’s public absence has been explained. And it was nothing to do with the children😉.
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Harry & Meghan on Netflix . ”I believe my wife suffered a miscarriage because of what the Mail did. bearing in mind the stress that that caused, the lack of sleep…that that miscarriage was created by what they were trying to do to her". Has he forgotten Meghan brought the case?.
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Harry says he has told his story for truth. To help others. To correct false narratives. No. He did it for MONEY.
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Harrys attendance in court isn’t necessary. It’s a preliminary hearing of a case under reporting restrictions until determined if case can proceed. Harry came to ensure widespread reporting. Harry came to make it a circus. Harry wanted to be seen. Papped. ‘Safety’ be damned.
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WHAT is Tyler Perry’s REAL interest in the duo?.He had never met them. He flys them to a house & ’protects‘ them. He goes on the show & accuses the RF of abusing them. Of note, HE calls them about the BP statement after Oprah. It felt a strategy call. This isn’t just friendship🧐.
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<Harry says he didn’t immediately tell his wife – but did call his therapist>. Wait. Called his therapist? Just like that? No asking the family or going to HR, just called? . Did he lose their number when Meghan needed it?🤔.
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Now that we’ve seen Harry, Archie & Lilibet fully embracing their all American life at a 4th of July Parade, don’t those titles seem more ridiculous and superfluous than ever…?.
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<There is a new gravitas to the way she dresses. It is nothing to do with a rivalry with Meghan; dear God, all you must do to win that battle is to own an iron and a mirror.>. 😉🤣🤣
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Let us be clear - and it seems there are many who need to hear this - . Harry isn’t TELLING his ‘story’. Harry is SELLING his ‘story’.
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Of all the things we’ve heard so far the most truthful is William calling Meghan ‘Rude, abrasive & difficult’.
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I’m rather amused by the Sussex supporters gloating of how well the book is selling. Given what we’ve seen of the much declined public opinion since, the more the book sells, the wider it is read, the less they are liked. A Pyrrhic victory if ever there was.😂.
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<[Harry] seems hell-bent on damaging the monarchy, despite insisting on keeping his title. Surely he is either in the RF or out. If in, he should fall into line like other royals. If out, then he should be removed from the order of succession>. Do it. Now.
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<The insiders claim it's a 'complicated' decision because the couple may be accused of 'snubbing' the family by not attending but also risk 'being booed or labelled hypocrites.'>. It’s almost like actions have consequences isn’t it. Who knew?🙄🙄
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The vigil was beautiful. All the grandchildren were magnificent but special credit go to Louise & James who managed the overwhelmingly stillness so stoically. Sophie looked so proud and heartbroken at the same time 💔.
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“Harry & Meghan‘s New Strategy: No More “Dishing Dirt” on the Royal Family”.<The Sussexes are in a rebranding phase.>. ‘Rebranding’ is an admission of failure. You don’t ‘rebrand’ a successful brand.
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<Harry has held talks with a First Nations chief about the CROWN’s historic commitment to Canada’s indigenous people>. This should wake a few up!.With what authority does he speak?.Who briefed & prepared him?. This can’t be ignored @cabinetofficeuk .
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No hand holding. No ’affectionate‘ strokes. No loving gazes. No claw. Barely two words.ALL DAY. Did Harry finally find out which of his ‘friends’ has been leaking his heartbreak and fury?🤔🤔😉😉.
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Harry said that people in the UK were not supportive of their troops in Afghanistan?. This is Royal Wootton Bassett, a town in Wiltshire that turned out EVERY SINGLE time a fallen serviceman was repatriated from Afghanistan. They didn’t know them.They respected them.Unlike Harry
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2 days have passed since the book was released. 1 week since it was leaked early. The King is still The King.William is still The Heir. There are no calls to change this.Public sympathy & support is with the Monarchy. Harry has taken all the hits. A phenomenal act of self harm.
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This is a really lovely, really revealing, anecdote about The Duchess of Cambridge by Matthew Syed of The Times. Lucky Ted!
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Hey @netflix @storysyndicate_ @lizgarbus @scobie . Just wondering why ‘Harry & Meghan on Netflix’ is classified as a documentary. Documentaries are supposed to be, well, factual….🤔
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People that Harry & Meghan need to apologise for being hateful to - .The King.Queen Camilla.Prince William.Princess Catherine.Pat.The Bee, the Fly & The Wasp.Rebecca Brooks.The British Public.Tom Markle.Samantha Markle.Harry’s Squadron Commander.Bullied staff. Silence is Betrayal.
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So either Harry & Meghan weren’t told of QE’s illness. Or they were. Both are equally awful for them. They either knew specifics but didn’t visit or weren’t told specifics because they weren’t trusted to leak intensely private information. What a damning state of affairs.
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The Media - before it starts (& it will) -. There are zero, repeat ZERO, circumstances that mean Mr & Mrs Sussex should come back as working royals. No ‘thin on the ground’, no ‘olive branches’. Not wanted. Not welcome. Even now. Especially now. Please stop before you start.
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Where’s the Archewell message of congratulations to their Majesties The King & Queen??. The sulk is big…😉😉.
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Since Harold has opened the door to talking about physical altercations I wonder if any ex-staff might care to enlighten us on that Australian ’air-bourne’ hot tea…☕️🤕.
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My opinion, since Harry has gone there, on how best to protect George, Charlotte & Louis from the same fate as Harry is simple -. Keep them as far away from the twisted malignant influence of Harry & his wife…😳😎.
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Harry & Meghan on Netflix. Did we see, in the many ‘documented’ & ‘intimate’ moments, any pictures of Meghan in hospital cradling her newborn???.
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So Meghan couldn’t accompany Harry on his whistle stop visit because she had to stay at home with the children. But Meghan could leave the children to go to Jamaica to watch a film…. Sums up her priorities really.
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“Within 2 hours of our son being born we were back at Frogmore…”. Lets unpack this. Within 2 hours of giving birth - after having an epidural - they had packed up, buckled in, been driven the 23 miles from central London & were home. Sounds legit…🙄🙄🙄
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Harry & Meghan are clearly not taking any chances - they seem determined to ensure that the diminishing minority of people who are not heartily sick of the sight of them get the opportunity to get there….🙄🙄.
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This is the face of a man -. Who is no longer trapped.Who escaped on a ‘freedom flight’.Who has broken years of ‘genetic pain’.Whose fairytale has a ‘happy ending’ .Whose wife ‘saved him’. Thriving, not surviving. 😳😳😳
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Can we just talk about seating arrangements for a minute…?.Wasn’t there talk about them being guests of honour? The main draw with people paying up to $1mil to sit with them?. They are tucked at the back, on the end, out the way. Ouch.
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<The Duke & Duchess of Sussex & the Duke of York are 'unlikely' to join the King & Queen on the balcony during the coronation>. Do we really need a rerun of the ‘will they, won’t they’ balcony saga?. They didn’t at the Jubilee. They won’t now. End ⛔️
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She IS a bully. Just think - if Meghan will behave like this IN FRONT of a camera just what is her behaviour like BEHIND CLOSED DOORS⁉️.
This is just nasty and unbecoming. Meghan looks like a school bully.
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<Archie & Lilibet, are not currently invited to the Coronation…The couple have had no information about whether the children, who are aged 3 & 1, have been included in the plans>. They are 3 & 1, it is an official state occasion, not a play date.🙄🙄.
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“Meghan Markle tops poll of celebrities people are sick of - with her husband Prince Harry in second…”. Woohoo! They won something! They actually won, on votes, not bought or manipulated. Will there be a speech?😆☺️.via
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Buckingham Palace - the next time they lie, whilst I understand you would never be so indelicate to say they were lying, could you please, just say ‘recollections may vary’. We will know. We will all know.😉👍🤞.
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<'Much has been said on both sides in recent years>. Both sides? BOTH SIDES?. Crikey, have I missed the rest of the family writing books, going on Oprah, spewing bile & chucking rocks, month in, month out, the last 4 years…??🙄🙄🙄
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<photographers report 1 of 4 SUVs from Harry's security escort driving in a manner that could be perceived as reckless.The vehicle was seen blocking off streets, & in 1 video, it is shown being pulled over by the police>. BACKGRID has entered the chat😆.
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Harry & Meghan on Netflix. ”In one of those [emails] I said that if it didn't work out we would be willing to relinquish our Sussex titles if need be. That was the plan.”. NEEDS BE Harry. It didn’t work out. Put your money where your mouth is #relinquishthetitles.
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This really hasn’t worked out like they thought has it?. They expected Oprah 2.0, with talking heads lining up to sympathise, news channels soothing woes, egos boosted. Celeb support. They got criticism. Worse, ridicule. They got corrected. Exposed. They markled themselves🔥.
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Some reporters & news outlets suggested The Princess & Princess of Wales Boston trip was a competition with the Sussex spares for the hearts, minds & crowds of America…. America, have you decided yet?
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The duo desperately want back in. They want the offer to live in the Commonwealth that they self sabotaged. They want a public apology. They want an opportunity to publicly forgive. They then want to claim they’ve helped the Monarchy & are its saviours. They think we are idiots.
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PRINCE Harry, DUCHESS of Sussex, here calling Her Royal Highness, The Princess of Wales, ‘Kate’. Respect was clearly too much, even in these circumstances.
Prince Harry and Duchess of Sussex: “We wish health and healing for Kate and the family, and hope they are able to do so privately and in peace.”.
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I’ve only just started watching and I’m already infuriated. ”I love my mother country. I love my family. And I always will. I just wish at the second darkest moment of my life they’d both been there for me”. Not content with attacking family. Harry is starting on us all.
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<Americans want the Duke of Sussex to return to Britain, the head of a leading Washington think tank has said.>. The issue here is Britain doesn’t want Harry back. Even The King said Harry building his new life overseas….
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