Uncle Maui (the Marketer)
@UncleMaui
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Family & Sports are life | Marketing Expert specializing in Email Marketing, Marketing Automation, SEO, and Google Ads to fund Family & Sports
Utah, USA
Joined March 2022
Sometimes I think civilization is just tribes performing rituals on schedule. The myths change, but the impulse doesn’t To gather, belong, believe Whether it’s religion, politics, or fandom, it’s all just tribalism written into our evolutionary biology
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I don’t like to take the high road, I prefer the psychopath
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A walk, WHO IS SURPRISED!? NOT ME
WTF BLAKE!?!?
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The IBB to Ohtani bites the Brewers when Mookie draws the bases loaded BB
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🤣🤣🤣 As if you get a say
It’s 2025 and I actually have parents trying to defend pulling their child out of school for a vacation. I get a death. I get granny is turning 100 and lives out of state. But to get a cheaper vacation- nope. Can’t ever support that.
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Holy shit that’s a full ball off on two straight pitches called strikes on Kike In the NLCS WTF
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200 fans already!? That’s more than the average attendance at a Utah Basketball game
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I decided to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning I can't have Sharpies in the house anymore
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I briefly thought about sitting rivalry week out… It was very brief I made fun of myself for even entertaining it Utah sucks
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I encourage all Cougar fans to follow suit Ditch the red Personally I expelled the color red from my wardrobe completely decades ago Maybe even 3 decades at this point
I was a little confused when I saw Mylee throwing all things red in a closet & pouring the red Kool Aid down the drain & then I remembered… The tradition that @braydenwoodall started many years ago of absolutely no red during rivalry week lives on!! #GoCougs
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Utah fans are so stupid they don’t even know who they are playing this week Just ask them They think they are playing Trump Derangement Syndrome this weekend, silly Utes We out here talking football & they just want to meddle in politics for some reason, idiots #SMH
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Do we really have to be obsessed with pizza this week AGAIN?
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