Uncle Cuthbert
@UncleCuthbert
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A Victorian Pug in a modern world - Opinions are all my own & I'm not afraid to voice them.
Cuthbert Hall
Joined October 2015
Mama would have a swooning fit!
What if you opened your eyes first thing in the morning to find me, inches away from your face. What would your reaction be?
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Ted here, I’m tweeting this old video to remind dad there’s some black pudding in the fridge… wink, wink. 😉 If any of our overseas followers aren’t familiar with black pudding, put simply it’s food of the Gods! @buryblackpudco
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We all have something to contribute to society.
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⚠️FIREWORKS SAFETY NOTICE⚠️If anyone is thinking of buying fireworks today, please consider donating to an animal rescue instead. If you simply must have fireworks, remember to hold them tightly between your buttocks when letting them off, it helps deaden the noise.
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If anyone asks, you ain’t seen this, right. Nobody likes a snitch, keep schtum… 🤫
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Yes… it’s the Brindled Brothers! Twitter has stopped us putting out tweets, so we’ve hacked into Uncle Cuthbert’s account. WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED!
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As the Colonel’s catchphrase goes “It’s finger lickin’ good!” But what if you ain’t got no fingers? Ted
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Come on you lucky people! Here in the UK the shelves are empty, tomatoes are rare as hen’s teeth. Let’s start the bidding at £20 of Pets@Home vouchers, no silly offers, I know what I’ve got here! 🍅🍅🍅🍅
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#NewProfilePic let’s see how long I can get away with having just my photo as the avi, before Bruno notices.
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What's this going on outside? Sadie is content to be an indoor cat with her tush on the radiator #CatsOfTwitter #snow
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What if you opened your eyes first thing in the morning to find me, inches away from your face. What would your reaction be?
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Ted here, in this old photo I’m on a dog’s bed in the bedroom, Mum must have been changing the duvet, there’s no other explanation for it. 🛏 💤
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What’s happening? I’m busy barking at the world’s most pathetic snowman. The neighbours kids really need to up their game, it’s just a ball wiv twigs sticking out!
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Hello Alfie’s and my Twitter family. Bear and Gracie here. Just wanting to wish you all a Happy New Year! Hope it’s a better one for us all. Happy New Years Eve to you too stay safe love to you all Gracie and Bear! ❤️❤️
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HAPPY NEW YEAR FRIENDS 🎉🥂🍾 have fun, stay safe. Thank you all for your friendship in 2022...c u in 2023!😘👍 #NewYearsEve #NewYear #pug #puglife #pugs #pugsoftwitter #dogsoftwitter #tripawd #NewYearsEveParty #partytime #Celebrate #tuxedo
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Happy New Year everybody - we didn’t have too big a bash at Cuthbert Hall tonight - Wiggins’s dog provided the Security - therefore we didn’t have many revellers - pip pip!
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Opinionated Ted here, letting a dog lick your face is absolutely disgusting! You humans put soap , face cream and all sorts of crap on those fleshy face buttocks. Kindly wash it first, you dirty, soapy buggers!
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By jove it’s Throwback Thursday! Back in the day Andy would often visit us simply to have his hair cut. He would sit in the scullery whilst Cook set to work with pinking shears and a 3 pint pudding bowl.
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We are having to relabel our prize winning gherkins, by royal appointment to the King. Here is the new royal crest the palace has sent through.
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By jove that’s a thing of wonder, like a big slice of Yorkshire ham!
For Tongue Out Tuesday this week here’s our Bezzy Mate Lanny. Don’t look at it for too long or you’ll fall under its hypnotic spell. 🌀🌀 👅
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