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I saw this on tiktok and had to bring it here.
So often we see so many negatives surrounding teacher/student relationships but let's take a moment to share in this positivity.
I don't know Miss Murray but it is apparent that she's loved by her students!
Big up Teacher!
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My friend's mom seh she nah tek no vaccine till Jesus tell har..... Him call me a while ago fi help him dress like Jesus mid night tonight inna white sheet fi wake her outta her sleep an talk to har!
What a piece a libaty! 🤣🤣 a only cause mi love di foolinish mek mi a guh!
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Saw somebody post this pic of their pepper tree on social media and all I can say is WOW! I've never seen a pepper tree this big!
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See Miss Nigeria explaining her happiness for Miss Jamaica. Miss Jamaica was her motivator during her low moments and to see her motivator win! This is genuine happiness! Selfless! Mek we adap har! She is an Honorary Jamaican!
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My mother called me late one night last week laughing hysterically so I asked what was funny.
They had just fallen asleep and apparently my father was dreaming. Mom said she felt when dad grabbed her and literally lift her top half off the bed as she slept......
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My Jamaican friend in the US said I should send her one of the $2,000.00 note when they are in circulation. Mi seh sure........ Send mi one a yuh $100.00 note and I'll send a $2,000.00.
Nuh fair trade dat? 😏
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This is talent right here. If you've ever taken a country bus, you know exactly what he's talking about. 👏👏👏👏
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Uptown Name: Chocolate Scotch Bonnet
Country Name: Pwoil Pot
The hottest pepper there is in Jamaica
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Anybody realise seh when somebody seh "30 years ago" a 1991 dem a talk an not 1976?
Almighty God we ole!
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Hey dem ketch a dem hotel eenuh! Di people dem gone live life! A now dem a guh rest!
They send a resounding thank you to everyone who have sent anniversary greetings. I could not ask for better parents and I love them like there's no tomorrow! ❤️
Suh my parents anniversary is this weekend, 34 years of marriage. We decided to send them to a hotel in Mobay for it. They're here staying with me from yesterday until.... I left them at home (to relax) and came to work. Went to check on them and tell me why......
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My mother tek dung every curtain inna mi house an wash dem while daddy on ladder a clean window fi mommy put up new curtain. All while peas a pressure an chicken a bake. A rest mi tell dem fi rest eenuh! Di likkle lady weh mi pay to do these things a come next week! 🙆♂️ 🤣
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Parked my car in the parking lot in Fairview and went into the supermarket. Came back a few mins later, pressed the alarm to open the car, heard the sound and proceeded to open the door but di door wuddn open. Mi tried 3 times an got frustrated as the door wuddn open.......
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Suh my parents anniversary is this weekend, 34 years of marriage. We decided to send them to a hotel in Mobay for it. They're here staying with me from yesterday until.... I left them at home (to relax) and came to work. Went to check on them and tell me why......
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I stood there not knowing what the hell is going on and upon my 4th try, all of a sudden mi see di driver's window start roll down an wah man push out him head an seh oii a nuh fi yuh car dis, see yours ova deh suh next to mine. 🙆♂️ Mi suh shame! Di man laugh suh till!
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Hey mi jus want unnuh know seh sal'fish a $700.00 a pound! 🙆♂️
Wah else ackee nyam wid?
Lamb of Calvary! 🙆♂️
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No matter how much of a bad man yuh claim fi be.........nobody neva bad enough yet fi guh tek up one a dem egg yah! 😂😂😂😂😂
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Country people unnuh come here likkle! Weh unnuh know bout dis? 😂😂😂
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Drivers:
Yuh eva a reverse into a parking space and as you park, just as yuh hold brake the car beside you start driving out? 🤦♂️
Kill mi dead mi brake nah work! Mi a seh how di hell mi car a reverse still an mi on brake!
Security see an a DWL 😭😭😂😂
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Di mount a saharan dust inna di air, mi wuddn surprise if mi see two camel jus appear an start bray! 🐫🐫🐫
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When you bade pan a Sunday evelin an titivate up wid dem yah an cock up foot a watch Sundeh Mawtinee.. Wid yuh rice an peas an brung strew chicken wid lettuce, shredded carrots an yuh carrot juice wid yuh $200 dolla butta dish a grape nut ice cream a chill... Wah sweet suh! 🤣😂
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My father, a Jamaican Farm Worker has been featured in the Boston Public Market campaign and I am elated! 💕
This man has worked sooo hard in the cold and snow to see us achieve greatness! I owe my success to my father! I am as proud of him as he is of me! ❤️
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UPDATE:
Frah yuh see mi face yuh mus know last night nuh wuk out well at all!
Dress lacka puss backfoot, mi set out fi guh a Sta' Madge window fi guh do di convincing cause mi well invested an mi love di foolinish!
Carry all Stereo speaker wid thunder an trumpets ......
My friend's mom seh she nah tek no vaccine till Jesus tell har..... Him call me a while ago fi help him dress like Jesus mid night tonight inna white sheet fi wake her outta her sleep an talk to har!
What a piece a libaty! 🤣🤣 a only cause mi love di foolinish mek mi a guh!
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So my sis enrolled my 2yrs 11mths nephew into online school. My mom thinks it's too early for him but my sis believes he'll be ok cause he's brilliant at his age.
Yesterday my sis called to say my nephew told the teacher to stop the talking cause he's tired 🙆♂️🤦♂️😂😂 I can't....
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A very important piece of information to note and share:
If you’re in an accident and want to confirm if the other vehicle has insurance and who it is insured with go to and enter the licence or chassis #.
Just learnt this👆🏽today
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Yuh tek up yuhself gone a illegal party against my advice......now yuh call me a roast wid fever, headache an sore throat an me suppose to drop everything fi come help you?
🗣️DOE CALL MI PHONE! 🙄🙄🙄
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Mi very sorry but any how me eva guh a doctor an he/she write suh........ Mi a get a second opinion 😂😂😂😂
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Got paid, feel like taking a local vacay:
Rent: Kindly look ova yah suh!
Utilities: Try dat an see!
Car loan: But all you bright!
Student Loan: Oii..Weh yah do?
Grocery: Hold up yuh eat from morning?
Gas station: Up wid di money!
Wallet: Ih betta yuh gah yuh bed!
😭🥺
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All I know is that this rooster needs a Fathers Day present come June!
I've never seen this before!
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Called my sister this morning to talk to my 3 yr old nephew. Amir tek di phone and seh, "good morning Uncle, I'm busy right now, bye!"
Mi frighten yuh faat! 😂😂😂😂😂
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Eeeh? Look pan di man weh come big big pan tv come seh him an Toniann grow together! What a wicked man doe eeh? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Suh wait deh......di ooman guh eena di bank vault, tief out di money, seh she a guh a lunch an drive guh outta a airpoat guh jump pan a plane weh a seh Canada one an ready an dis gone boops suh?
Yuh know dat dandi shandi yah too ruff mi done play wid Jamaica! 🙆♂️ Almighty God!
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Due to the current pandemic and a depletion in financial resources, I am unable to support any of the following in the near future:
*Forex/Bitcoin
*People a beg/Borrow money
*Fish Fry
*Cake sales
*Any other of the sort
An if yuh see mi a spend pan miself mind yuh business!
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Every Sunday I look out for Creamie to buy ice cream because I remember how my father use to hustle every Sunday on his bike to provide for us.
This pic of me, my little brother and my dad has IS my story! He did it for us. Thank you daddy! We will continue to make you proud!
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Den unnuh see di salary?
**Clears throat** **Ladies and gentleme.......*** **mike check....1..2..3**
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Frightened out of her sleep she asked..... A wah happen?
Dad replied, mi a dream seh yuh a drop offa di bed suh a ketch mi a ketch yuh baby!
We laughed so hard and then went back to bed!
Today, they are celebrating 33 years of marriage and I'm happy!
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Been calling a business place from last Thursday and the phones ring without an answer. I decided to come to said business place this evening and ring the phone while there.
It rang none stop while everybody went about their business 🤦♂️nobody cared that the phones rang!
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Every mother and grandmother back in the day use to finish every chore before 1 pm fi siddung an stress out ova Stefano and Marlena while dem cuss how Sammy wicked and Kate is a master manipulator!
A dis use to raise dem blood pressure! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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My mom called to tell me that the absolute love of my life, my grandmother fell and broke her hip this morning and believe mi......my day done!
A broken hip at 91 years old........mi 💔. I'm all the way in Mobay and I feel helpless!
Prayers for my grandmother please 😭😭
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So when the earthquake was shaking I was in a restaurant buying lunch. Di woman fling dung di box an seh, if yuh wah tan een yah share yuh lunch a fi yuh problem but mi gone! Mi have two pickney fi live fah! An she dash through the door 😂😂😂😂
Jamaicans are the best 😂😂😂😂
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Suh like how government a plan fi develop Port Henderson Road (Back Road) wah a guh become of the Temporary Spousal Replacement Specialists dem weh work roun deh?
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Today my parents are celebrating 31 years of marriage!
I have never seen two persons more in love than they. Theirs is the love I want for myself someday;
Happy anniversary mommy and daddy!
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Some people good enough fi sell ice to Eskimo but this is one thing you'll NEVER be able to sell a Jamaican!
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Lulu passed away last night and I am not alright!
My HATRED for cats has magnified 10 fold.
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Once upon a time, houses like these existed in the country sides of beautiful Jamaica. The people were warm and friendly, crime seldom happened and everybody was everybody's keeper.
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Mi know lychee is an 'exotic' fruit and it grows once a year like Any other fruit in Jamaica but wah mek it expensive suh like is Jesus bath water dem tek throw a di root! 🙆♂️
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So y'all have met my dramatic parents. Dad is a Farm Worker and is due to leave soon so as usual my mom is in her feelings.
She called me sounding sad. Hear daddy in the background, "nuh worry baby, every 2 weeks yuh put on yuh western union walk yah!
I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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LuLu looked so beautiful this morning, I had to snap pics to show you guys!
Every year I told people I wanted a parrot/keet for my birthday and they laughed because they never took me seriously.
I bought LuLu for my 31st and look at us now! Photoshoots and all!
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Can I be vulnerable with you guys for a minute?
Today I found myself shaking from anxiety........not because I'm feeling sick or because I'm overly anxious about anything......the past couple of days have been rough for me because of the amount of deaths I've heard of.....
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Lawd God a weh wickid people do wid St. Thomas? 😂😂😂😂
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Rest in peace Volier 'Maffi' Johnson. You were a great actor and an even greater Jamaican! Condolences to his family.
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Sometimes this is all we can say........but he understands every little bit of heartache and pain!
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Mi seh! I get a rawtid beatn wah evening from my daddy!
Hear a fi wah:
Mi always hear dem seh ganja tea mek mongrel dawg bad suh mi bruck dung mi rasta uncle weed tree an mek up fire roun a house back wid mi condense milk tin a bwoil a hefty tin a ganga tea fi Black Mout.
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Having been there 32 years of the whole 33, I can say that I couldn't ask for a better example of what Christian parents and married couples should be!
My parents are the modern day Isaac and Rebecca and I am absolutely amazed by their love every day!
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Almighty God! AGAIN!!
Mi drop asleep early since night an likkle while I was awaken by a barrage of gunshots outside my window!
Mi fly offa mi bed inna di dawkniss, lick up mi knee boof an lay flat wid mi hand pah mi head seh seet yah puppa Jesus a it dis now!
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When I was a child I use to love pick out the lumps out of the sugar and eat it .....till one day mi wicked granny who I love to the moon discouraged me and seh a man hawk a 'tu' inna di sugar mek it lump up!
Yuh know up till now if mi see lump in a di sugar mi nah use it! 🙆♂️🤦♂️
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1. Life is so fickle!
Yesterday my mom and her church family journeyed from Mandvl to Mobay for a beach trip. They all were excited.
As they neared the end of the journey, my mom got a call to say that one of her church sister's, a very close friend, her husband collapsed....
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No one is celebrating Buju's criminality; we celebrate the fact that he has been an icon in the music industry who has faltered, done his time and is now back to legally continue his legacy as an icon!
Nuff a who we a celebrate a because dem nuh get ketch yet!
#welcomeBuju
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In the space of 2 weeks I know 6 people, nurse and teachers who have left the country and I know a few more who are waiting to leave.........what's the country going to do to hold the smart ones here?
Di cost of living here is atrocious!
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Hype KFC casheir a give customer attitude bout the signature on her credit card never match her national ID. When management came....only to realize di casheir was looking at the EOJ Director signature......see why yuh nuffi too hype at u job? Watch her a apologize now! SMH!
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Went to visit grandma this evening and when I was leaving I put some money in her hand.
Hear granny, "baxide now mi get money! Now mi a big ooman! Mi can buy wah mi want an nobody cyaa chat to mi!"
I laughed and she said, "mi granson dem feed mi every day.....
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Flour nearly bline mi an water nearly drowdid mi! Sta' Madge start rebuke we seh we a false prafit an a di debil send we...... Mi dis haffi coomback home wet lacka chicken! 🙄😑
Dis is an epic case of man a plan, God a wipe! Mi cyaa look har in di eyes ever again! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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A simple family from the cool hills of Central Manchester. Father, a simple farmer who reared goats and planted vegetables and went on the farm work program and mother, a simple housewife and chef who raised two boys.
We were taught to be humble and disciplined.
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Today I hit the 6 months mark with my partner.
Mi suppose to get the draw next week and I’m sooo excited! Yoohooo!
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Yuh have wah shop on Junction main road that sells cow skin soup with peanuts!
Almighty God! Di soup bad yuh frig! I am not a soup person but.........lady yuh stan up inna di soup today!
Ah feel like ah wudda bray tonight! 😂😂😂😂
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To di lady weh look mi dead eena mi yiy a while ago an aks mi if mi nah buy two ownion fi put wid dis, remember….Jesus is coming suh REPENT!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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To God be the glory!
I have finally been released from hospital with normal blood works, ECGs and breathing fine again!
Thanks everyone for caring. It means the world to me! Continue to pray for me as I still don't know if my covid test result is +ve.
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Look here.... My friends know seh when we guh out nuh badda come wid dis split bill business! My bill nah come up to $1500 and me end up paying $2500 all because you ordered expensive tings!Kindly 🗣️ PAY FI WEH YOUU NYAM!!!
Know how u bahine tan before yuh swallow abey seed!
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Teacher on zoom teaching kids and parents how to mute and unmute.
Parent not realising the mic was unmuted starts complaining, "dis dyam ooman come a ask people fi try tings pan yah before she teach."
Teacher responded "I can hear you!" Parent frighten an end the zoom 🤣🤣🤣
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Everybody in my office is buzzing about applying for their NHT refund. In my curiosity and the hype I decided to check mine too using the NHT App.
I FEEL A WAY! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Only fi realise a mi eediat neighbor eena di back room a play call of duty loud loud at mid night 🙄🙄
Mi swear mi peepi likkle bit 🙆♂️😭😭😭
I HATE IT HERE! 😭😭😭
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"If ooman is not Satan, there is no Satan!- Peanut Dread
What a wicked ack! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Went into the supermarket to buy an item and got back $7.00 change suh mi seh to the cashier, "gimmi sweetie fi di change." To my surprise di lady looked at me and said, "we don't have any sweetie fi dat price sir!"
Imagine inna tideh Jamaica $7.00 cyaa buy one sweetie! 😨
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I spent the last 2 mins searching for my mother's account on Facebook a while ago and was getting frustrated when I couldn't find it. Only to realize that instead of typing in her full name, I was searching for 'Mommy' 🤦♂️🙆♂️
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Be respectful to those who are in a lesser position or station than you. Not because you drive an Audi and the gardener walks.....be polite and respectful. You may very well be in a jam one day and the person to help you is the walk foot gardener.
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Hellooooo. Mi come a farrin inna winta! Fuss inna mi life mi eva see snow an best believe, this Jamaican frighten Friday, neva see come see, had to mek Olaf! It never snowed much but mi wuddn be Jamaican if mi neva use the likkle weh mi have to mek fashion!
#Ahfrighten
#Jamaican
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What a way Krystal a drape Peter Phillips inna dah letter deh!
She a seh pack your bags and go an we only a give yuh 30 days fi dweet!
An while yuh at it, yah guh mek mi a Senator fuss before yuh guh to!
"We must change or die!"
Ja a mus God fav station 😂😂😂😂
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No man! If a one deggeh deggeh likkle apple Adam an Eve did eat an mek we a suffa suh.......yuh can imagine if a did wah big jackfruit?
Lamb of Calvary! 🙆♂️
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Mi hear wah big bawlin ova mi neighba yaad. Mi hear she a seh "all my life I've been faithful!" Suh mi listen an hear she bawl out again.
Mi jump di fence fi guh part di fight only fi realise a sing di blassid ooman a sing!
One smaddy can tone deaf suh? Sas chrise! 🙆♂️
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@perryodontology
I'm sorry but this is funny 😂😂 hope she remain loyal an nuh lef him fi BillyBob ova deh suh cross di gully unda di bridge 😆😆
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Good morning guys,
I am feeling a whole lot better this morning. My fever has broken finally after about 5 days and my stats are in good numbers. I slept on a bed last night and I am grateful.
I cannot thank you guys enough for caring. Love you guys!
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I saw somebody post this in a group! I haven't seen this yam in ages!
Do you know what the name is?
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Anywhere you are on this beautiful land of wood and water, whatever you're doing, I hope that you'll have a safe, relaxing and joyous Christmas!
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Pedestrians.....for the love of Christ that constraineth me.....WEAR COLOURED CLOTHES suh motorists can see you a night!
I nearly claat a man a while ago.......clad in full black. Had it not been for his white sneakers I would not have seen him at all!
Unnuh fi stop it!
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Hey mi wudda work a wah call center a night time as a second job eenuh! Like 5 hours a night, 3 nights a week.......di way how Jamaica a gwaan, one job cyaa be it! It cannot be it!!
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It will tek Jesus himself fi come tell me seh di grapenut inna di ice cream a nuh fowl feedn!
I've heard of and have seen peanuts, cashew nut, kola nut, coconut an all different kinda nut!
Have you ever seen GRAPENUT?
Noooooo!Ah fowl feedn dat! A Nutramix mek ih!🙄🙄😏😏
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My little brother is graduating and I'm the proudest big brother in the world.
He wanted so bad to be a soldier but didn't get thru so he said, school it is.
Earlier this year he was awarded the Jamaica Institution of Engineers Award and now graduating with Hons. ❤️💕
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Sta' Madge jump up an tun on di light a ask who is that.......before mi cudda ansa seh, "it is I your Lord".......Jerome him buss out a big dutty laugh.....same as how mi push mi yeye back thru di window a suh miss Madge greet mi wid a glass a wata..... Douse mi..... Am soak mi!
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