Umbrella Corp. Official
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Our Business is Life Itself | Founded 1968.
he/him |π| DNI proship+sh/ed
Joined June 2024
Greetings from the Umbrella Corporation, Our business is life itself. Thus, we have joined to survey our customer base. All official announcements for the Umbrella Corporation and our branches will be posted to this account. Your continued patronage is much appreciated.
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Another one down. π
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November 27th marks the release of Resident Evil HD Remaster! This title served as a high-definition remaster of the harrowing journey through Spencer Mansion. It even includes the famous scene where the zombie turns around to face the camera! #REBHFun
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if you use ai i hope That you fall into A Big hole and drown
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Whenever I ask my dad for anything, he goes "Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I have to help you." so I genuinely have to hold myself back from crashing out.
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What the hell.
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My daily affirmations include looking in the mirror and saying "Leon Kennedy will explode".
Leon.exe intializing.... RestingBitchFace.dll active Brooding_File.sys booting... VacationExtension.dll FAILED Auto-reboot in 21 days Override detected: HUNNIGAN_I Breakfast.exe terminated unexpectedly
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Grown ass man by the way.
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Always lie to your spouse, actually.
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//This is why I've made other accounts
//If this Grok bullshit goes through, I'm leaving btw and you should too. This shit poisons my state and my home. The pollution it causes is spreading. You can help reduce this, even if slightly, by also leaving. The account will stay up just in case it's reversed. We'll see.
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We will be making accounts elsewhere in case of disaster with this site.
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