The Niche, Entitled and Uppity Katlego✨
@Ultimately_Leo
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Here for dry jokes and cute animal pics. Team LH💜
Joined September 2011
Old people are so tiring, I asked my neighbour for her banking details to send money to buy our security, gardeners etc Christmas gifts. Why did she send a bank confirmation letter in Afrikaans and then delete it a lil while after? I didn’t even get to send the money yet😭😭
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People taking this seriously is ending me😭😭😭
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Mind you, ke mo rata gore “that’s a good girl” ko dijong tsa letheka but that’s really the only place where you can tell me what to do without pissing me off🙂
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My problem is ne nka mo raya kere a tlogele after that “be a good girl.” Ke ipotsa gore ke lwala bo fe bolwetsi waitse 😭😭😭
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A world class experimental scientist 🙂↕️
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Men are so desperate for marriage but instead of just being more appealing they want to scare the girlies into settling for them 😭😭😭
“We don’t even care about marriage lol” Of course you don’t. You’re still getting free drinks, free attention, and unlimited delusion. Biology and reality will humble you soon enough.
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Seeing this was a major inconvenience to me icl😭
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Lmaooooo
As a South African, this is one of the funniest things I’m learning about today 🤣
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Let this be a lesson to all the rapist, time will NEVER absolve your sins! Side note: this guy is buckling down so hard on the “why now.” I’d bet money there’s something in his past that the is afraid will catch up to him
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I made a dupe of my favourite KFC zinger wrap today. And just like the real one, e ntsentse mala. I’m so talented 😌🙂↕️
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And even if it was what that meant it would be such an ineffective weapon because nothing actually happens to people accused of rape.
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That’s not what weaponising rape means.
@sabelothekreato We need to have a serious conversation about the weaponisation of rape in this country. The concept of believing victims without any evidence leaves a room for maliscious individuals to tarnish people’s image. Perpetrators of such acts must account
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There’s a girl on IG who’s in a clinical trial for Vitiligo meds and her melanin is slowly coming back. Science is to cool man.
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I also separate my bottles and cans when taking out my trash. It’s not much but I can at least always do that even in the months where I am unable to help with money.
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I had to do the same a while back when my neighbours wanted to harass a homeless person sleeping, and keeping his stuff, behind a mini sub in our area. Luckily someone offered to arrange for him to go to a shelter but before I khuzad everyone was just so angry at the poor man.
The neighborhood group was discussing the guys who go through rubbish bins and make a mess. This lady came in and basically changed the tone of the discussion
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I know Christmas isn’t an African holiday but I really wanna decorate my house this year but I don’t wanna do snowflakes and stuff. What does an “African Christmas” look like?
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3 if you add Rih. Stans are so weird😭
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She’s right
My friend got off the phone all lovey-dovey with her man, then immediately said “decenter men.” 😂😂
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Actually, yes The name denotes an extensive culinary tradition that organically emerged to safeguard against contamination
Eating raw meat is considered weird - until you name it Carpaccio, Sashimi, Ceviche or Mett. This magically makes it a normal delicate dish. The bacteria and parasites magically disappear.
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This is what they meant by “two d*mb b’s telling each other ‘exactly’” 😭😭😭
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