Kirumi Tojo (Parody/RP)
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“This is my selfless devotion!” | Ultimate Maid | Post-V3 Portrayal, so Heavy Spoiler Warning | Parody/RP | Main: @PebbleDraws78 | Have a nice day!
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//Don’t forget to look in the replies for extra information about the account!
“Good afternoon. How may I be of service to you today?”
🕸 Kirumi Tojo (Danganronpa V3)
🕸 Ultimate Maid
🕸 Parody Account
🕸 2 Years of Prior Experience
🕸 SFW Portrayal
🕸 Mostly Canon-Accurate
🕸 Heavy Spoilers for V3
Please RT and Share for awareness!
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“Oh, but how incorrect you are; Allow me to prove you otherwise… RYOMA, PLEASE GET OVER HERE AT ONCE! I NEED YOU FOR AN EXPERIMENT!”
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“Good afternoon everyone. As of right now I’m preparing some carne asada, grilled Mexican-style. Does anyone want a bite?”
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“I believe the time of discussion on whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not has long since passed. The general answer is around a 50/50 split.”
“We should instead be arguing on whether spinach belongs on pizza.”
i'm collecting data for a project. is pineapple on pizza ok or not?
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“CAN YOU CRETINS PLEASE STOP HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IN MY TIMELINE!?”
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“Good day, everyone. I have decided to study the modern vernacular in order to serve others better, but I still need help with a few words.”
“For instance, can someone help me find the meaning of the words ‘rizz’, ‘gyatt’, and ‘bussy’? I will appreciate any assistance given.”
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[This is an official announcement from the Ultimate Academy!]
[Looks like we’re finally on air! As a new way for our lovely academy to bond with the world, we’ve set up this Twitter account! Watch the 16 of our Ultimate students lives in all their glory right here! Puhuhuhu!]
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The chances of Kirumi Tojo showing up in your room at 3 AM is low, but never zero.
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“You son of a BITCH; Do you think I had any enjoyment running for my life and being executed while listening to GUMMY BEAR!?”
“Being exposed as the culprit and failing my request was by far my most humiliating moment, AND GUMMY BEAR ON FULL VOLUME DID NOT MAKE IT ANY BETTER!!!”
“MY FAVORITE ALBUM AND PERFECT MUSIC TO PLAY DURING EXECUTIONS”
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“Well… This will certainly complicate gardening matters.”
The maid then sighed. “I have to consider leaving this app someday.”
#PARODYMAGGEDON
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The maid reappears on the TL once again, prepared with a cart containing plates full of eggs with bacon, pancakes drizzled with maple syrup, and biscuits. Orange juice and milk are also provided.
“Good morning, everyone! Who is ready to have a bright and fantastic day?”
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“Since I have decided to treat this as a request, here is the finished drawing. I hope the final product is to your liking.”
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“I have been researching modern terms used on the internet for a while now, but there is one question that I still have.”
“Whenever a person rates someone else by saying ‘they’re a 10, but…’, would that not mean they are not a 10 in the first place?”
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//I’M SO CLOSE TO 100 FOLLOWERS AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO TO CELEBRATE, GRAGHHH-
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“Do not think I have not noticed, but I very much appreciate the fact that we have surpassed 200 followers. From the bottom of my heart, I am grateful for each and every one of you for joining me on my time here thus far. Here is to more memories together!”
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“I apologize for the wait, but here it is at last. Since I cannot guarantee I can draw future requests, this will most likely be the last drawing for now. I hope the final product is to your liking.”
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“I can fix that.”
I migth be smiling on the outside... but on the inside... i have organs and cells and that biology shit...
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“Please open the door. I promise I do not mean any harm; I have only come here to clean your room.”
“It is not as if you have anywhere to run, anyway.”
Kirumi Tojo just appeared at your door. You have 10 seconds to run.
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“I decided to treat this as a request to draw once again, this time featuring a most unique individual. I hope the final product is to your liking.”
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“Good afternoon. How may I be of service to you today?”
🕸 Kirumi Tojo (Danganronpa V3)
🕸 Ultimate Maid
🕸 Parody Account
🕸 2 Years of Prior Experience
🕸 SFW Portrayal
🕸 Mostly Canon-Accurate
🕸 Heavy Spoilers for V3
Please RT and Share for awareness!
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“Rantaro, you are free to ascend to godhood as you see fit, but do not forget to do your homework for today. Am I clear?”
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“If beginning a biblical resurgence is truly a necessity, then I would greatly appreciate it if this happened after I am done washing everyone’s clothes.”
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“This is true!”
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“Look; I am in there!”
ダンガンロンパV3コラボカフェに潜入してきました。
みんな絵が上手いのでサインはくしゃくしゃにして捨てました。
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“This was not even a survey! There was no questionnaire, no personality test; This website just inputs your name and randomly generates a value to each category. This is complete and utter nonsense!”
“…And I am NOT stupid!”
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//I decided to wait a day before saying anything, but WE FINALLY HAVE (more than) 100 FOLLOWERS!!! I really appreciate everyone for sticking with me on my new journey; Hopefully we can create more memorable or funny moments together! 😄
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“And this should be the last requested drawing, at least for now. I hope the final product is to your liking.”
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“I apologize for the wait, I slightly struggled with the pose for this drawing. I hope the final product is to your liking.”
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Elon Musk is reportedly considering the idea of charging everyone to use Twitter/X
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“…Seriously? I decide to go low-profile for a few days and people are already assuming that I’ve died?”
A body has been discovered! Kirumi Tojo has been found dead at Hotel Mirai!
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“Quoting this so more people can join in. I assume this will be an easy challenge for most of you, yes?”
Make the replies look like Kirumi Tojo's search history
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A sweep of the floors. “Put your head on my shoulder 🎶 “
The cleaning of a vase. “Hold me in your arms… baby~ 🎶”
The boiling of soup. “Squeeze me oh-so-tight 🎶”
The serving of plates. “Show me… that you love me, too~ 🎶”
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“So, I have often heard that one attracts what they fear, unintentionally bringing what they fear into existence. If that is the case, then I must take appropriate action.”
“…Oh dear, how I fear a stable career with a high salary. It would be terrible for me to have that.”
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“Oh my, it seems you have found my true identity as the Ultimate Witch.”
“As a reward, you are allowed to choose any power to have, and I will grant it so long as I also provide a condition. Are you ready to state your desired power?”
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“In order to celebrate achieving 200 followers, I decided to answer some anonymous questions some of you may have. Feel free to ask anything; I will try to answer to the best of my abilities.”
//Link to ask questions is in replies:
“Do not think I have not noticed, but I very much appreciate the fact that we have surpassed 200 followers. From the bottom of my heart, I am grateful for each and every one of you for joining me on my time here thus far. Here is to more memories together!”
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“I suppose this is a wonderful time to read you all a bedtime story. Sometimes what one needs in times of distress is relaxation.”
Welp boyo’s I’ve tried begging bartering and selling me soul
What do we do know as a rebellion
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“Hmm, I might struggle with this one…”
Who would win in a cook off? Masaru Daimon or Kirumi Tojo?
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@BirtArt
@sxilor_1010
//I remember seeing the first image on a book I read about optical illusions when I was a kid. Brings back good memories 😄
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@WiselOnTop
@dgrpstruggles
//And why are the animals still in the corral if there’s clearly nothing at the entrance stopping them from escaping? Are they stupid?
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“…”
Kirumi Tojo has done nothing wrong in their life, ever.
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“Very well. If that is a request, I shall get to preparing a fine meal immediately.”
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“Oh? I wasn’t aware other people here knew about me, but I suppose it’s good to know that I’m appreciated.”
Do you believe in Kirumi Tojo supremacy? I do.
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“Unless this is somehow a new form of terminology, I believe the correct way of saying it is ‘Who is up playing Club Penguin?’.”
“This is a very strange location, might I add.”
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“…Excuse me, Mr. Wright, but is that supposed to be a maid outfit?”
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“Ah, but is it Shuichi’s birthday! I’ll do all I can as a maid to make sure he has a wonderful birthday party today.”
“First and foremost, a birthday cake is in order. I’ll make several flavors in case he isn’t satisfied with one. Cupcakes and other treats are also important…”
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//I’ve noticed that some parodies have used this post to rant about their feelings, instead of sharing a take. I won’t judge, since I plan to do the same thing. (1/3)
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“As my first day of being here, I suppose I should start by working right away...”
In a matter of minutes, Kirumi returns to the TL with a cart full of sandwiches, cake slices, and scones.
“By all means, please allow me to serve you. It is my utmost duty as a maid to do so.”
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“Somehow I am not surprised to hear about this. Congratulations, Tenko!”
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“Dear me… It seems me and 15 other students are trapped in some sort of Killing Harmony.”
I must figure out the source of this Phantom Blood!
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“I believe to have also stranded myself into an unfamiliar location of sorts.”
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//That’s my takeaway from everything, at least. I’m still new to this community specifically, so I’ll put my words to the test and see how far I can get this account. (3/3)
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//Obviously, parodying will vary wildly depending on what character you choose to parody as, as well as what series they come from. But after that? It all relies on you. You have to do your own thing, regardless of what others say. (2/3)
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“Prayer is not necessary, since this is merely how the female body works. I appreciate the sympathy, however.”
I just found out girls have cramps... I pray for you guys...
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“Those kids were a very curious triplet, might I add.”
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“I… I do not believe it is appropriate for a maid to say curse words, regardless of the date. After all, one has a profesional etiquette to uphold.”
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“Since I see a poll being made about my sexuality, I suppose I should add that I consider myself to be asexual. I do not mind not winning this little tournament.”
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“I’ve noticed that your… curious response to the question has garnered the attention of many, including mine.”
“If you’d like, I can create for you a healthier, more orthodox diet for you to follow, so that situations like these don’t occur again.”
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“Very well. My performance for today might be late compared to others, but a dramatic entrance is sometimes necessary. I plan to perform Dmitri Shostakovich’s ‘Waltz No. 2’ on a cat piano.”
“But first, here’s a brief summary on the Russian-Soviet composer.”
#RobotniksMeanShow
Do whatever you want as long as it's imprrresive! And have -blegh- ffffun!
I'm gonna enjoy seeing what Maya and Rrrryuko have in store for their final performance!
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#RobotniksMeanShow
//backgrounds provided:
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this has got to be one of my favorite pages in all of Dragon Ball
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“How very curious; Someone gave me an audio file earlier today. With it was a note that read:”
Here’s to everyone to who I owe the song - Yuzu
“His only request was to share it with you all, so I hope you enjoy.”
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“A very impressive kick, Shuichi! I would advise you to improve your angle the next time you do it, but overall I’d say it was well-done.”
Shuichi Saihara just dropkicked a transphobe to Mercury!
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//I’ve already shared my lock/home screen combination before but I’ve made some changes since then 👍
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Kirumi is seen playing Sudoku on a specialized notebook. She’s not doing it as a hobby, but rather as a mental exercise to keep her logical capabilities in check. She does this every Sunday.
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“Since winning was never specified to be a requirement to get the money…”
Would you fight Maki Harukawa for 100,000$
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“Yuya, I very much appreciate the gift, but are you sure this will help me Duel better?”
Kirumi is seen holding a unique pair of roller skates called “Roller Boots”, which have holographic wheels on the sides. This allows the maid to skate up walls and other steep slopes.
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//By the way, I wasn’t sure if I could tag you guys, but I made this post while thinking about the previous interactions that we’ve had.
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@BlueKyoko_
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@WalkingFortress
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@HopefulProtags
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(Using two images to describe your muse, and the Writer— GO!)
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“Not the best, but I would say this is pretty- Oh dear. I… must go to the restroom.”
“Please excuse me for a moment. I will be back shortly.”
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“I believe it is time for an intervention, Abile. Are you available?”
Kirumi stood still in wait, noting how strange Abile had been acting recently. The maid suspected that Kaidoul played a part in the girl’s behavior, but Kirumi needed to confirm that first.
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@Ghotifanatic
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“It is quite understandable if you want to search for another job. Finding a new job, or just a job in general, is sometimes a necessary step to improving as a person. If you’d like, I could even recommend you to auto shops that are looking for new hires.”
Y’know, I might just quit my job and work at an auto shop…
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//Both show the same image, but have the Home Screen too because why not:
|| Paper wall is fun to do. Not necessary, but fun to put up.
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“…I apologize for the outburst. But I hope you all understand that this display of affection should be best left privately.”
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